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Sunday, July 31, 2016

Ghostbusters 2016 Review...

Well, if you're a man, this statement will more than likely hit home for you...

"Leave it to a Woman to F**K UP a good thing"
 
Seriously Women, stop riding the Coattails of Men's successes, all you do is ruin a good thing...and that's a fact!
 
...a little inspiration for you...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0-5XCJNdTE

Saturday, July 30, 2016

Happy Birthday Windows Server...

With strange serendipitous timing, just as the free upgrade period for Windows 10 is coming to an end, Microsoft is also celebrating the 20th anniversary of Windows Server. Way back in 1996, the company unleashed Windows NT 4.0 Server onto an unsuspecting world. The rest, as they say, is history...
http://betanews.com/2016/07/28/20th-anniversary-windows-server/

on a sidenote: Windows 10 free upgrade for customers who use assistive technologies...
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/accessibility/windows10upgrade

Windows Defender wants to scan every day...

If you are having a problem with Windows Defender asking you to scan your computer every day or more often that that, the problem may be coming from CCleaner from Piriform...

Open CCleaner - Choose the Applications Tab on the right - Scroll Down to Utilities - Now Uncheck "Windows Defender" run scan and see if problem persists...
 
If this doesn't fix it, ask yourself if you have installed another Antivirus "Free Trial" from Norton Or McAfee aka McRashy...
 
If so, go to Uninstall a Program under Control Panel - Programs - Uninstall a Program and remove them...
 
If the problem Persists there might be remnants of the program still installed in Registry, if so, try these removal tools:
 
If the Problem still persists, go to the Utilities Closet and find the Biggest Hammer you got and smash the computer to tiny little bits :-D just kidding...

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

The Death and Taxes Hillary Tour...

You've Done it again Stephen...
 
Welcome Everyone to the DNC...
A dimension of Sight, Sound and Hillary...
You may have felt the Bern, but now it's time to learn...
She is your destiny...
 
Let's go to the DNC where they love diversity...
From trans-organic farmers to Muslims who eat brie...
See BIG Celebrities, earth huggers groping trees...
Recumbent bikes and Subaru's owned by LGBT...
 
Death Taxes and Hillary...
 
There's Bernie in a Suit he bought at the dollar store...
Confetti made of emails staffers shred the night before...
Liz Warren disses well, O'Malley is a dilph...
Phil's on a leash, Joe smokes hashish, Michelle can plagiarize herself...
 
Death Taxes and Hillary, Hillary...
 
In the City of Brotherly Love...
 
The Wells Fargo Arena will soon be filled with Dreamers...
and people smoking bluntz shouting LEGALIZE the Greenup...
It's a cheesecake jamboree where your mind can be set free...
This power girl will change the world if her donors all agree...
 
Death Taxes and Hillary, Hillary...
 
The Party of the Donkey is about to get Funky...
Join me brothers, sisters or Corporate Sponsors...
However you identify welcome to your journey...
 
So throw your hands in the air and wave them like you care...
You must rejoice their is no choice she is your destiny...
 
Death Taxes and Hillary...Death Taxes and Hillary...Death Taxes and Hillary...Death Taxes and Hillary...Death Taxes and Hillary...
 
...and Tim Kaine...
 
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert 7/25/2016...

Sunday, July 24, 2016

Microsoft Does the Backstroke...

Recently Microsoft has introduced a new software Analytics data collection service to help in the migration to Windows 10 for Enterprise Users...

"Upgrade Analytics" will determine whether or not your system is "eligible for upgrading to Windows 10"...really...

So, it didn't matter that you forced a download onto unsuspecting users that upgraded their system without their permission and without testing their hardware/software requirements for the past year...really...

sidenote: They had a cheap little testing software, but it's like getting a Medical Card for Marijuana, everyone's eligible if you're able to just turn and cough ;-)

...but it was free, so how can anyone argue with our philanthropic efforts..."Teri Goldstein of Sausalito, California Sues Microsoft Over Windows 10 Upgrade She Didn't Want or Authorize, Wins $10,000" ...

Windows 10's biggest advancement is the ability to load it across multiple platforms, that's it, other than that it's still based on x86 technology, so most software still works on it...

Linux can load on multiple platforms, Apple can load on multiple platforms, so really it's not that big of a deal, the biggest deal is the conformed desktop for mobile and desktop platforms...

However, departments need to justify existence in the ballooning software market that will never recover the cost involved with development...

Law suits are imminent, contracts will be broken, 3rd party solutions will undercut, job layoffs, software/hardware incompatibilities, security breaches, etc etc etc will take back all the money they put out for development...

The thing of it is Windows 7 is still receiving software upgrades and driver updates to this day because there is always going to be room for improvement due to advancements in tech...

So to say that your system is compatible for upgrade is a façade at best just to get you to upgrade your system to windows 10 in a hurry because they have an ulterior motive...subscription...

They want to start charging you monthly for your computer at fees starting at 7.00 a month, roughly 84 dollars a year, which is a soft number at this point, it could go up...

They can't do that with Window 7, so their motivation is Windows 10 and they are going to taunt you with security threats and compatibility issues that you will incur with older software...

Most systems out there running windows 7 will not endure these problems, because by LAW they have to maintain security and software compatibility until 2020...

The only downside to not upgrading is that you won't get the Browser Edge, which is still in Beta Form, and some buggy software made for Windows 10, and the loss of programs that aren't available in Windows 10, but still work for you and are relevant in Windows 7...

Intel is behind the 8 ball on their CPU's due to their persistence with perfection and we don't fault them for that, because the alternative is a placebo processor that's all hype...

Microsoft is even thinking about charging companies to load the Upgrade Analytics software on their Enterprise systems which will lighten the load on Software Developers bottom line...

Look, were all about using your resources wisely, but when you start charging companies for both the R&D and the Subscription to do so is double dipping, and that's wrong...

Plus, if you're an engineer and can't determine whether or not your PC is going to be compatible with Window 10, you shouldn't be an Engineer...

We'll save you the time, trouble and expense on whether or not your system is going to be compatible with Windows 10 by just telling you what you should have...

If you have a 5th generation or simply put an i Processor (i3, i5 or i7) and 6gb on your system, you're good to go, otherwise don't waste your time, money, patience, temper, and stay with Window 7...

Although, we love people that are adventurous, so if you have your data backed up or you don't care about your data, go ahead, have fun with it, you can still get Windows 10 for free for just a few more days...

Don't get us wrong, We love Microsoft , but it's usually the ones you love that hurt you the most...and that's a fact!
 
**UPDATE**
 
Guess those earning weren't good enough...
 
The company revealed Thursday that 2,850 people will lose their jobs by the middle of 2017, on top of the 1,850 cuts announced earlier this year...
 
Microsoft is facing two lawsuits seeking class-action status related to the company’s campaign to get people to use Windows 10...
 
...no good deed goes undone...

Friday, July 22, 2016

Best Vaudeville act of 2016

"This week, you and me, we will witness history
as the RNC crowns their Orange Manatee...
 
We'll see wacky hats crazy ties
worn by thousands of white guys
an entire airplane hanger filled with Donald Trumps ex wives

We'll see Newt, Ron and Ran, maybe members of the clan
but no muslims or latinos 'cause I think they've all been banned
it'll be crazy you can't deny it's like christmas in July...
 
In Cleveland...
 
To the quicken loans arena it's the finest place in cena
It can nearly fit each person fired by Carly Fiorina
It's the Q but lets be clear, Q doesn't stand for Queer
Though it really doesn't matter there aren't many of them here
 
it'll be crazy you can't deny it's like christmas in July
 
Build a wall around me dancing delegates...
 
and there's so much more in store because it's not 1 night it's 4
 
soooooooo...
 
Reince Priebus will campaign huffing paint to ease the pain
and Paul Ryan will be crying while Ben Carson juggles brains
Ted Cruz is drinkin' whiskey no one's sittin' with Chris Christie
and Mitt Romney bungees in to say does anybody miss me
 
Deb is in the bathroom yelling why
it's like christmas in July...
 
The party of Lincoln had better start drinkin'
it's like christmas in July"
 
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
7/18/2016 (Zoe Saldana)
 
...oh Stephen you silly boy...

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Picture of the Day...

 
"Renewable Energy"
 

 
"The Lean Green Mowing Machine"
 
sidenote: Fiber Optic is overrated and overpriced, just attach a solar panel and an access point and you have mobile wireless that manages itself ;-)