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Friday, July 22, 2016

Best Vaudeville act of 2016

"This week, you and me, we will witness history
as the RNC crowns their Orange Manatee...
 
We'll see wacky hats crazy ties
worn by thousands of white guys
an entire airplane hanger filled with Donald Trumps ex wives

We'll see Newt, Ron and Ran, maybe members of the clan
but no muslims or latinos 'cause I think they've all been banned
it'll be crazy you can't deny it's like christmas in July...
 
In Cleveland...
 
To the quicken loans arena it's the finest place in cena
It can nearly fit each person fired by Carly Fiorina
It's the Q but lets be clear, Q doesn't stand for Queer
Though it really doesn't matter there aren't many of them here
 
it'll be crazy you can't deny it's like christmas in July
 
Build a wall around me dancing delegates...
 
and there's so much more in store because it's not 1 night it's 4
 
soooooooo...
 
Reince Priebus will campaign huffing paint to ease the pain
and Paul Ryan will be crying while Ben Carson juggles brains
Ted Cruz is drinkin' whiskey no one's sittin' with Chris Christie
and Mitt Romney bungees in to say does anybody miss me
 
Deb is in the bathroom yelling why
it's like christmas in July...
 
The party of Lincoln had better start drinkin'
it's like christmas in July"
 
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
7/18/2016 (Zoe Saldana)
 
...oh Stephen you silly boy...

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