The Seattle Omelette can't have any Bell Peppers in it.
It's becoming overused and too passive of thought and is in need of an aggressive improvement.
The Jalapeno is bold enough for the Omelette and those are optional and Chef's Choice.
as for the rest, this is what we got so far...
Meanwhile, we see Salmon and Cream Cheese in the Seattle Omelet...of course, Garlic and "maybe" onions ;-) jalapenos of course, but which kind, man, it's a whole thing ;-)
**WILD SALMON ONLY**
Jalapenos are optional and it will be up to the restaurant to decide what kind of pepper to use :-)
Anyway, you're a "Tech State" so save Tech, "Omelette Style"...and that's a fact!
...say that 3 x's fast!
**UPDATE** Spinach, Tomatoes, and think about substituting Cream Cheese with Feta...we also see Apples, Rainier and Bing Cherries...you know, Microsoft Bing...BING!
"Diversity, it's in all of us"
The idea of this Omelet is to have both an inside and outside, (due to the rain) It's a breakfast and a lunch or a brunch and a dessert or a dinner with breakfast. So we heard of another cheese...Washington State Cougar Gold Cheese (smoked? for the inside...
http://creamery.wsu.edu/
...and Cream Cheese and/or Feta on the outside with the fruit, but with some kind of drizzled sweet (balsamic Vinegar) sauce to go over the apples and the cherries and a little dripped off on the corner of the plate somewhere to compliment the sweet.
sidenote: Seedless Cherries, I think the process is called...grafting?
Think of this...roasted sweetened garlic cloves as a part of the sauce for the outside, or roasted garlic unsweetened for the inside...but one or the other for sure. Garlic hastuh *snap*
Avocados are more of a California thing, stick your roots and concentrate on how you'll prepare the salmon ;-)
No mushrooms, unless of course you removed the salmon and replaced it with a Portobello, but that's not really what your about. Salmon is what you are about without a doubt ;-)
The Portobello route on the Omelet and Vegan/Vegetarian style dish would be a hard sell, because alot of people like meat, whether fish or cow, but in a pinch, Salmon is most accepted.
sidenote: You'll never guess in a million years what the Garnish is going to be ;-) or maybe you will, but only the smart one's...and that's a fact!
We spoke to a few Seattleites and the reaction is the same every time, "WHAT! We don't need no damn Omelette, THAT'S STUPID!" and yet they're a port...
example: Did you see the Richard Sherman rant? Well that's the response you'll get if you just ask directions, they don't call it the Seattle Freeze for nothing, and we ain't talkin' 'bout the Weather!
NO powdered sugar.
We're still missing something for the inside: Salmon, Spinach (Garlic) Tomatoes, cheese and something else...
We don't see onions in this dish, something else...
Oh In the Meantime: Think about fixing your License Plates.
Seattle License Plates don't make sense; On the Plate it says, "The Evergreen State" but it has only a picture of Mt. Rainier on it, and not one Evergreen Tree on the plate.
Mt. Rainier is a Volcano, and one of many they have also, and apparently one was found off the Coast and could quite possibly be the biggest Volcano in the World, underwater!
So why don't you call yourselves, "The Volcano State" and have a Picture of an Evergreen Tree on your license plate...:-D
But Seriously you should think about fixing that, because it doesn't make any sense.
Which coincidentally reminds us of why Microsoft is so bad at Marketing, it turns out it's a state wide problem :-D sad :-(
anyway...something else...
Saturday, July 26, 2014
Friday, July 25, 2014
5hVnz Song of the Month
Travis Tritt - Too Far To Turn Around...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWH1GGElYp0
Guardianz...rrrriIIIIIZZZZ
5hVnz qVk tip: patent pending...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWH1GGElYp0
Guardianz...rrrriIIIIIZZZZ
5hVnz qVk tip: patent pending...
Rant & Roll
Well I gave my life for another...
I Traded My Soul, with my Brother...
to relieve the regret of my Father and My Mother...
for birthin' me...
It's the day you make a Promise...
and you Get Down on One Knee...
to ask the Lords forgiveness, not to take him, to please take me...
It's the Crossroad with the Devil...
and a SACrIFIce is not a plea...
short...Guitar...Electric
so make sure you know what'cha you read...
YeAH! I Misunderstood I didn't know the Rules...
I Misunderstood you don't learn it in School.
I Misunderstood there's no turning back,
I Misunderstood it's when you fade to black...
Long...Guitar...Acoustic/Electric/Drum/Harmonica/Bass/Sax/Trumpet/and some other sh*t
Now I have no regret for what I've done,
I have no regret that he's the chosen one...
Just give him the life that he should have...
fill it all with goodness and take out the bad...
...and all I'll ask is that the end come painlessly...and that you spread my ashes over that Shining Sea...
short...Guitar...Acoustic/Electric/Drum/Harmonica/Bass/Sax/Trumpet/and some other sh*t
YeAH! I Misunderstood I didn't know the Rules...
I Misunderstood you don't learn it in School.
I Misunderstood there's no turning back,
I Misunderstood it's when you fade to black,
Now I have no regret for what I've done,
I have no regret that he's the chosen one...
Just give him the life that he should have...
fill it all with goodness and take out the bad...
...and all I'll ask is that the end come painlessly...and that you spread my ashes over that Shining Sea...
short...Guitar...Acoustic/Electric/Drum/Harmonica/Bass/Sax/Trumpet/and some other sh*t
Well they say, "It's a Crossroad with the Devil," and a SACrIFIce is not a plea...
short...Guitar...Electric
so make sure you know what'cha you read...
short...Guitar...Acoustic/Electric/Drum/Harmonica/Bass/Sax/Trumpet/and some other sh*t
I Traded My Soul, with my Brother...
to relieve the regret of my Father and My Mother...
for birthin' me...
It's the day you make a Promise...
and you Get Down on One Knee...
to ask the Lords forgiveness, not to take him, to please take me...
It's the Crossroad with the Devil...
and a SACrIFIce is not a plea...
short...Guitar...Electric
so make sure you know what'cha you read...
YeAH! I Misunderstood I didn't know the Rules...
I Misunderstood you don't learn it in School.
I Misunderstood there's no turning back,
I Misunderstood it's when you fade to black...
Long...Guitar...Acoustic/Electric/Drum/Harmonica/Bass/Sax/Trumpet/and some other sh*t
Now I have no regret for what I've done,
I have no regret that he's the chosen one...
Just give him the life that he should have...
fill it all with goodness and take out the bad...
...and all I'll ask is that the end come painlessly...and that you spread my ashes over that Shining Sea...
short...Guitar...Acoustic/Electric/Drum/Harmonica/Bass/Sax/Trumpet/and some other sh*t
YeAH! I Misunderstood I didn't know the Rules...
I Misunderstood you don't learn it in School.
I Misunderstood there's no turning back,
I Misunderstood it's when you fade to black,
Now I have no regret for what I've done,
I have no regret that he's the chosen one...
Just give him the life that he should have...
fill it all with goodness and take out the bad...
...and all I'll ask is that the end come painlessly...and that you spread my ashes over that Shining Sea...
short...Guitar...Acoustic/Electric/Drum/Harmonica/Bass/Sax/Trumpet/and some other sh*t
Well they say, "It's a Crossroad with the Devil," and a SACrIFIce is not a plea...
short...Guitar...Electric
so make sure you know what'cha you read...
short...Guitar...Acoustic/Electric/Drum/Harmonica/Bass/Sax/Trumpet/and some other sh*t
MONGREL...
mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel...
A mongrel or mutt is a dog that is not the result of breeding and belongs to no breed. WiKi
sidenote: So, if they're not...gulp, the result of breeding, gulp, did the Stork bring em'...NO! You DUMBASS!
Mongrels are usually your ford dogs (Found on Road Dogs) and are what a lot of us own and couldn't be happier to have. TYS ;-)
Rescue dog is another term used to describe these beloved animals that save us from ourselves.
...and no, the Stork did not bring 'em, they took two different types of Pure Breeds and Bred them together to make a Mongrel.
Simple as that, anyway...
Calling the President a Mongrel is no better than the President calling you a Mongrel, however, he is the President.
sidenote: Double Negative...really :-P
The President can call you whatever he or she wants, but you can't and really Ted, if ANYONE should know that Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right should be you, right Ted?
Don't allow them to degrade you, because you are smarter than that...and that's a fact!
Look, we would love to just blame the President for everything, but you know damn well, it's not all his fault.
We're going to leave one example, and I am sure you can think of many more, but who cares? His Obama Care failed for two reasons and two reasons only.
1. He Called it Obama Care. It's not Obama Care, Romney Care, or Hillary Clinton Care. It's AMERICARE!
2. He did it ALL HIMSELF WITHOUT THE HELP FROM ANYONE IN THE REPUBLIC...AND THAT'S A FACT!
You call yourself AmeriCANS? I call you AmeriCANT'S! Oh Shut Up, It Takes one To Know one...and that's another fact!
I have a Great Example:
I witnessed an Old Man yelling at a Store Clerk for using the Food Stamps System. He called him more names than a person is allowed and yet, that Store Clerk, took it on the Chin and even went as far as saying, thank you sir, come again and have a nice day...
That's a Fact! and we're not one to leave alone when another is need. We didn't confront the old man that would be like stupid :-D
anyway, no, we wrote a little note that said, "Look at it this way, if it wasn't for you working he wouldn't be getting a Paycheck"
In other words, Social Security is a Pay as you Go Program and sure that Kid was using Federal Dollars to pay for his food, but he was still working and paying your social security.
This is the Problem with AMERICANS, not Greeks, not Englands, not really anywhere else will you hear anyone complain to their fellow worker about them borrowing dollars from their Federal Govt. to keep food on their table.
nononononono, "ONLY" in America will you hear that...and that's another Fact!
At least he was working!
sidenote: Today's single workers benefits are 25.00 a month for food assistance. If you aren't working it's 180.00 a month. So sure, they could buy crab or lobster with it, but they only get 180.00 for the month.
We're all fallible, we all make mistakes and we all deserve to be forgiven. President Obama isn't perfect, but who is?
For Our LOYAL READERS, and New, Ted Nugent is a MORON, but his heart is in the right place and he can play the SH*T out of a Guitar...and that's our last fact!
Ted Nugent Responds to Critics for Calling President Obama 'SubHuman Mongrel' on CNN Erin Burnett...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJcpPAB-Kps
Ted Nugent - Free For All (Motor City Mayhem)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEClcOiKMQs
A mongrel or mutt is a dog that is not the result of breeding and belongs to no breed. WiKi
sidenote: So, if they're not...gulp, the result of breeding, gulp, did the Stork bring em'...NO! You DUMBASS!
Mongrels are usually your ford dogs (Found on Road Dogs) and are what a lot of us own and couldn't be happier to have. TYS ;-)
Rescue dog is another term used to describe these beloved animals that save us from ourselves.
...and no, the Stork did not bring 'em, they took two different types of Pure Breeds and Bred them together to make a Mongrel.
Simple as that, anyway...
Calling the President a Mongrel is no better than the President calling you a Mongrel, however, he is the President.
sidenote: Double Negative...really :-P
The President can call you whatever he or she wants, but you can't and really Ted, if ANYONE should know that Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right should be you, right Ted?
Don't allow them to degrade you, because you are smarter than that...and that's a fact!
Look, we would love to just blame the President for everything, but you know damn well, it's not all his fault.
We're going to leave one example, and I am sure you can think of many more, but who cares? His Obama Care failed for two reasons and two reasons only.
1. He Called it Obama Care. It's not Obama Care, Romney Care, or Hillary Clinton Care. It's AMERICARE!
2. He did it ALL HIMSELF WITHOUT THE HELP FROM ANYONE IN THE REPUBLIC...AND THAT'S A FACT!
You call yourself AmeriCANS? I call you AmeriCANT'S! Oh Shut Up, It Takes one To Know one...and that's another fact!
I have a Great Example:
I witnessed an Old Man yelling at a Store Clerk for using the Food Stamps System. He called him more names than a person is allowed and yet, that Store Clerk, took it on the Chin and even went as far as saying, thank you sir, come again and have a nice day...
That's a Fact! and we're not one to leave alone when another is need. We didn't confront the old man that would be like stupid :-D
anyway, no, we wrote a little note that said, "Look at it this way, if it wasn't for you working he wouldn't be getting a Paycheck"
In other words, Social Security is a Pay as you Go Program and sure that Kid was using Federal Dollars to pay for his food, but he was still working and paying your social security.
This is the Problem with AMERICANS, not Greeks, not Englands, not really anywhere else will you hear anyone complain to their fellow worker about them borrowing dollars from their Federal Govt. to keep food on their table.
nononononono, "ONLY" in America will you hear that...and that's another Fact!
At least he was working!
sidenote: Today's single workers benefits are 25.00 a month for food assistance. If you aren't working it's 180.00 a month. So sure, they could buy crab or lobster with it, but they only get 180.00 for the month.
We're all fallible, we all make mistakes and we all deserve to be forgiven. President Obama isn't perfect, but who is?
For Our LOYAL READERS, and New, Ted Nugent is a MORON, but his heart is in the right place and he can play the SH*T out of a Guitar...and that's our last fact!
Ted Nugent Responds to Critics for Calling President Obama 'SubHuman Mongrel' on CNN Erin Burnett...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJcpPAB-Kps
Ted Nugent - Free For All (Motor City Mayhem)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEClcOiKMQs
Saturday, July 19, 2014
Takeout Orders
What's the problem with Take Out/Fast Food Orders?
They are convenient...that's not a problem...
They have drive through...that's not a problem...
They're usually pretty fast with the order...that's not a problem...
It's fairly inexpensive solution in a pinch...that's not a problem...
It looks like they covered most if not all of the public needs and remember, they have been around for a long time, so they have a lot of history under their belt!
Hmm, that's right they do and you would think that they would know it all ;-), but they don't...
So what is the Problem with Fast Food Takeout Ordering...
They put the last thing ordered on the TOP and the first thing ordered on the bottom.
Most Takeout places are a place you are familiar with so you are usually returning for the one item you like, plus others, but that one thing for sure.
That's usually is what is said first, and they usually respond to the attendant with, "well I know What I want, but I am not sure about them ;-)
Besides that, the person usually ordering is either going to think of themselves first or the most important person first, so it would be best to put the best persons food first...wouldn't you think?
That's what I see, but don't go there enough to see the other issues, but I am sure there are more. Haven't been in the back of house yet :-D
In Restaurant they call it the Pivot Point System, where you start with the person on the left and go around the table.
That way you know who ordered first and how to deliver the food without yelling, WHO HAD THE YANKEE BEANS WITH COLESLAW!
The same can be used for the car as well. The first order will be on top then the second order so on and so forth.
That was the order of importance from the people in the car or in line so insofacto does the delivery.
Thank you, Come Again...
They are convenient...that's not a problem...
They have drive through...that's not a problem...
They're usually pretty fast with the order...that's not a problem...
It's fairly inexpensive solution in a pinch...that's not a problem...
It looks like they covered most if not all of the public needs and remember, they have been around for a long time, so they have a lot of history under their belt!
Hmm, that's right they do and you would think that they would know it all ;-), but they don't...
So what is the Problem with Fast Food Takeout Ordering...
They put the last thing ordered on the TOP and the first thing ordered on the bottom.
Most Takeout places are a place you are familiar with so you are usually returning for the one item you like, plus others, but that one thing for sure.
That's usually is what is said first, and they usually respond to the attendant with, "well I know What I want, but I am not sure about them ;-)
Besides that, the person usually ordering is either going to think of themselves first or the most important person first, so it would be best to put the best persons food first...wouldn't you think?
That's what I see, but don't go there enough to see the other issues, but I am sure there are more. Haven't been in the back of house yet :-D
In Restaurant they call it the Pivot Point System, where you start with the person on the left and go around the table.
That way you know who ordered first and how to deliver the food without yelling, WHO HAD THE YANKEE BEANS WITH COLESLAW!
The same can be used for the car as well. The first order will be on top then the second order so on and so forth.
That was the order of importance from the people in the car or in line so insofacto does the delivery.
Thank you, Come Again...
Rant & Roll
You've got to know in your heart
You've got to know who you are
You've got to know how long
it's gonna take to get that far
drum-boom boom boom
Time to look inside to go deep within
the waiting is over it's time to begin
drum-boom boom boom
Cause Heavens no Myth and it's best not to sin
They say there are 613, so why we taught only 10
People walk angrily and choose not to mend
No Nothing of Agony in their world of pretend
The Wealthy spew hypocrisy lie about the Armageddon
and confusing the innocent, is just a part of their plan...
So here I am to make a Stand
not to worry you're in the presence of friends,
now grab a hand Yell RED ROVER and Come On Over Man
we sure would love to see try to break this chain of command
you might call us weak, but haven't you heard
WE are the ones that inherit the land...
music...Electric Guitar
We're taught to learn how to walk before we tie our own shoes
So forget about those meanings
just know they're Red White and Blue
drum-boom boom boom
Time to Stand Up PROUD and let them know who you are
by singing it from the rooftops
or in your Favorite Bar ;-)
I saw that Red Fury of my dreams
I swear I know what it means
that Bitches name is Christine
You Know the Story
drum-boom boom boom
I've had my days writ for me was how it was done
I've had my days ripped from me so now chapter one
These Colors look good on me so best not to run
Had nothing but misery, so time to have fun
They say it's a Party when something is broken
So get that Brisket Smokin', and let's bring on the band...
So here I am to make a Stand
not to worry you're in the presence of friends,
now grab a hand Yell RED ROVER and Come On Over Man
we sure would love to see try to break this chain of command
you might call us weak, but haven't you heard
WE are the ones that inherit the land...
So here I am to make a Stand
not to worry you're in the presence of friends,
now grab a hand Yell RED ROVER and Come On Over Man
we sure would love to see try to break this chain of command
you might call us weak, but haven't you heard
WE are the ones that inherit the land, that inherit the land, that inherit the LAND!!!...
You've got to know who you are
You've got to know how long
it's gonna take to get that far
drum-boom boom boom
Time to look inside to go deep within
the waiting is over it's time to begin
drum-boom boom boom
Cause Heavens no Myth and it's best not to sin
They say there are 613, so why we taught only 10
People walk angrily and choose not to mend
No Nothing of Agony in their world of pretend
The Wealthy spew hypocrisy lie about the Armageddon
and confusing the innocent, is just a part of their plan...
So here I am to make a Stand
not to worry you're in the presence of friends,
now grab a hand Yell RED ROVER and Come On Over Man
we sure would love to see try to break this chain of command
you might call us weak, but haven't you heard
WE are the ones that inherit the land...
music...Electric Guitar
We're taught to learn how to walk before we tie our own shoes
So forget about those meanings
just know they're Red White and Blue
drum-boom boom boom
Time to Stand Up PROUD and let them know who you are
by singing it from the rooftops
or in your Favorite Bar ;-)
I saw that Red Fury of my dreams
I swear I know what it means
that Bitches name is Christine
You Know the Story
drum-boom boom boom
I've had my days writ for me was how it was done
I've had my days ripped from me so now chapter one
These Colors look good on me so best not to run
Had nothing but misery, so time to have fun
They say it's a Party when something is broken
So get that Brisket Smokin', and let's bring on the band...
So here I am to make a Stand
not to worry you're in the presence of friends,
now grab a hand Yell RED ROVER and Come On Over Man
we sure would love to see try to break this chain of command
you might call us weak, but haven't you heard
WE are the ones that inherit the land...
So here I am to make a Stand
not to worry you're in the presence of friends,
now grab a hand Yell RED ROVER and Come On Over Man
we sure would love to see try to break this chain of command
you might call us weak, but haven't you heard
WE are the ones that inherit the land, that inherit the land, that inherit the LAND!!!...
Thursday, July 17, 2014
The Naked Straw...
...sounds like a good name for a Diner, or a Movie...Strip Club...anyway, LET'S MULTITASK!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PB-OKYBmCk
The Naked Straw is about the most disgusting thing in a Restaurant or Coffee Shop.
Straws that don't have a protective sheath over them are open to some of the most disgusting elements you can think of in the Food and Beverage Industry.
Baristas Plop a straw into your drink for you when you get your coffee and they just handled every element in their environment, while making your coffee ;-)
They grab the Handle, they grab the used shot glasses, they grab the grubby towel, they clean the grubby counters and GOD knows what else...they grab :-O then...they Plop that Naked Straw, right into your drink ;-)
Plus, sometimes these straws are out in the open where any Jane or John can just rummage their dirty little burger/butt fingers through, before they get a straw.
BLECK!!!
Kevin Hart said it best in his standup, "Let Me Explain" about Dirty Bum Hands touching you, the Bum Bump...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_rYKjBj9kM
Now with the Bum Bump in mind try to hold onto your lunch when we remind you of those G-String Wearing Baristas serving you coffee.
For you voyeuristic coffee drinkers out there you should realize that the G-String wearing baristas are constantly adjusting their G-String.
Running their fingers through the cloth to straighten them out and adjusting the front and back of their crotch area to make sure they aren't floating up.
Fixing their makeup, adding lipstick, touching their eyes and their lips and their crotch over and over again.
Women constantly touch their face and their hair (and their crotch) over and over again, because they are vain and insecure about the way they look.
Then you pull up to order your coffee and they say, HERE YOU GO, PLOP, goes the straw into your drink, yuuummm :-P
...really honey, I don't know where the Herpes Came from, I just got a Coffee and went to work...I Promise...
The Bum Bump evolved...The Barista Bump :-D
The straw is by far one of the nastiest things in a restaurant, besides of course, the Old Coffee Pot and the Ice Box.
sidenote: ...and the maraschino cherries :-&...and really any item in that little ramekin tub :-P
PUT A RUBBER ON THAT NAKED STRAW!!! GRRRROSSS :-&...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PB-OKYBmCk
The Naked Straw is about the most disgusting thing in a Restaurant or Coffee Shop.
Straws that don't have a protective sheath over them are open to some of the most disgusting elements you can think of in the Food and Beverage Industry.
Baristas Plop a straw into your drink for you when you get your coffee and they just handled every element in their environment, while making your coffee ;-)
They grab the Handle, they grab the used shot glasses, they grab the grubby towel, they clean the grubby counters and GOD knows what else...they grab :-O then...they Plop that Naked Straw, right into your drink ;-)
Plus, sometimes these straws are out in the open where any Jane or John can just rummage their dirty little burger/butt fingers through, before they get a straw.
BLECK!!!
Kevin Hart said it best in his standup, "Let Me Explain" about Dirty Bum Hands touching you, the Bum Bump...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_rYKjBj9kM
Now with the Bum Bump in mind try to hold onto your lunch when we remind you of those G-String Wearing Baristas serving you coffee.
For you voyeuristic coffee drinkers out there you should realize that the G-String wearing baristas are constantly adjusting their G-String.
Running their fingers through the cloth to straighten them out and adjusting the front and back of their crotch area to make sure they aren't floating up.
Fixing their makeup, adding lipstick, touching their eyes and their lips and their crotch over and over again.
Women constantly touch their face and their hair (and their crotch) over and over again, because they are vain and insecure about the way they look.
Then you pull up to order your coffee and they say, HERE YOU GO, PLOP, goes the straw into your drink, yuuummm :-P
...really honey, I don't know where the Herpes Came from, I just got a Coffee and went to work...I Promise...
The Bum Bump evolved...The Barista Bump :-D
The straw is by far one of the nastiest things in a restaurant, besides of course, the Old Coffee Pot and the Ice Box.
sidenote: ...and the maraschino cherries :-&...and really any item in that little ramekin tub :-P
PUT A RUBBER ON THAT NAKED STRAW!!! GRRRROSSS :-&...
So you think Hardware Is Obsolete...
Really...Then why is it that IBM has more employees than any of you?
Not by a thin margin, but by 400% more employees than any of you software company/resellers.
IBM easily has 500,000 employees, where as the rest of you fall under 100,000.
So if Hardware is obsolete, why are they kicking all your asses?
Answer: They are trying harder than any of you.
Answer: They have better Focus than any of you.
Answer: They are smarter than any of you.
The funny thing is that they really aren't good at Software, but really good at Hardware :-D now that's Ironic!
They are basically just selling bare-bone boxes :-D that's really funny, and yet, none of you can sell a box with software pre-loaded on it :-D that even Funnier!
It's also pathetic at the same time :-(
sidenote: It's not all your fault, the software hasn't been worthy of choice lately, but soon, very soon...
There are only a few countries that are privileged enough to have Hardware, and yet the rest of the World doesn't and yet you can't seem to figure out how to make a sale to someone that doesn't have anything? Weird.
...so something is better than nothing, GET IT?!
There's an old saying, "A Good Salesman can sell a Ketchup Popsicle to a Woman Wearing White Gloves."
Now keep in mind that it's an old saying you Women's Lib Man Eaters out there, remember that it's an "OLD" Saying, so it's not a War On Women thing, just an Old Quote. Calm Down, it's okay, breeeeeath...phewww.
However, women and men can sell in today's modern world and yet, you still can't, and that's sad!
Especially when more than half the world is without hardware.
Millennials won't listen and the Baby Boomers can't train.
ex. A Company is being created that designed a device that took them 7 years to make. The bulk of the design time was used to create how this device should look and stand. 7 years it took them and after 7 years, what did they create...The Cup!
That's right, they took 7 years to design a Cup and they think that it's a marvel sensation that no one has ever thought of, and yet I am drinking out of a Cup right now.
Oh yeah, the cup also is able to hold...music please...LIQUID! WOW! Really it can hold liquid?
That's amazing, and to think all this time I was using my cup of "Holding My Hands Together" to hold the liquid, huh!
The other amazing thing this cup does is let you know what type of Liquid you are putting into it and what the ingredients are which is fantastic because I would cup my hands together for any old liquid.
I used to read the labels that were on the side of the container, but now the cup will tell you what it has in it.
sidenote: Do you think I am so stupid that I can't figure out that this device was designed for the blind? HMM! So tell me smarty pants, how is a blind person able to read and a deaf person able to hear...
Like if you pour a Beer Into this Amazing Device Codename: Cup, it will tell you that you have...music please...Beer in your cup. WOW!
...and it only took them 7 years to invent it, truly impressed. I wonder who they could sell this device to, it's only 200 dollars, maybe another Millennial that is using their hands as a cup...
This is why the world is screwed up. They created a software that deletes your pictures after you download them and companies wanted to buy this software for almost 4 billion dollars.
FKN Amazing, it can delete? What a concept...btw, What is delete...
sidenote: And in the end come to find out that the delete button wasn't working and apparently nobody knew about it...all it had was "TWO" functions; Send and Delete and they couldn't get one of them to work...and they wanted 4 billion dollars...
Anyway, the "Cup" thing is a Hardware Solution and believe me when I tell you, it will sell without a doubt, because it's something no one has obviously ever seen before.
A Cup that stands on its own, holds liquid and tells you what type of Liquid you are pouring into it for "ONLY" 200.00 dollars, and looks like a...CUP, truly Amazing!
I guess we'll just have to revert back to IBM because those Millennials are just too smart for us :-(
Oh, almost forgot, it has this thing called...just a minute let me look it up...oh yeah, A Lid? Have no idea what the hell that is, but apparently it keeps the liquid from coming out...Sounds great!
So you can pour your liquid in this device Codenamed CUP, it will tell you the ingredients and what you are putting in it, and this Lid thing keeps the liquid from coming out, for only 200.00 ;-)
You know instead of calling this thing the Vessyle, you should think about calling it the "Time Capsule" you know, because the liquid won't come out with this Lid thingy on it...Maybe we'll leave Time Capsule for another study. Information Overload :-D
What will they think of next...A Straw? It's an accessory item so more than likely you'll have to purchase that extra, but don't worry, it'll probably "ONLY" cost like...50.00 :-D
That's really nothing when you think about what the straw can do...It will display, The Liquid is going UP...The Liquid is going down...
However, don't expect it anytime soon, because it's gonna take at least...3 years for them to "Invent The Look" of the straw and another year or 2 for the straw cover/sheath :-D
You know what's funny, is that we remember having this conversation back in 1990 and the purpose for the sheath on the straw.
Straws used to have them on it, and servers used to pull off the bottom part of the straw while holding on to the paper and leaving the "TOP" End of the paper, attached to the end of the straw.
This way, your hands never touch the Naked Straw, but yet, here we are again, teaching the youngsters something they should already know.
BAD TRAINING + BAD LISTENERS = LAZINESS!!! History repeats itself over and over again until either you get it right or you just give up...and that's a sad fact!
FYI: Thank you Stephen :-) for the Heads UP!
**UPDATE**
Bloomberg's Cory Johnson reports on Hewlett-Packard Chief Executive Officer Meg Whitman taking on the Chairman role at the pc maker. Well you know what they say, "if you can't do, Teach!"
IBM needs their deal to produce business software with Apple; Apple and investors are thinking that IBM is making the most money, and they might be, but remember what we said? Sure you could go across the street and get the one thing that guy knows or you could spend a little more and get a 1000 years of experience instead.
IBM has been working with Berkshire and Hathaway one of the most successful companies I can think of and IBM was a part of it all along.
The same goes for IBM, if they didn't do their part you know ol' Warren wouldn't still be with them.
What is IBM missing...Flare. They're kind of the different kids in the room, come from a different family, but that doesn't make them bad, it's makes them Interesting.
Right now Dell is selling back office solutions to companies using QuickBooks and it's an okay solution, but now you can have IBM's BackOffice Product.
Far more superior, but lacks a little substance and flare. All you gotta do is give it a makeover, stay secure and make it affordable, and Viola a Market is Open!
IBM has money, they just need help and have even came straight out and admitted that. Help me to help you, or as they say...
"The Name of the Game is Sales and how we keep Score is with Profit"...and that's a fact!
...and Acronis can be your Cloud Solution IBM, Apple for Flare ;-)
The problem with Apple and Microsoft is that they produce it all which is expensive and really not that reliable.
It's time all you beautiful minds come together and make something spectacular, then sell it and become Real Billionaires, not some Dysfunctional Two Function 4 billion dollar Gimmick!
Not by a thin margin, but by 400% more employees than any of you software company/resellers.
IBM easily has 500,000 employees, where as the rest of you fall under 100,000.
So if Hardware is obsolete, why are they kicking all your asses?
Answer: They are trying harder than any of you.
Answer: They have better Focus than any of you.
Answer: They are smarter than any of you.
The funny thing is that they really aren't good at Software, but really good at Hardware :-D now that's Ironic!
They are basically just selling bare-bone boxes :-D that's really funny, and yet, none of you can sell a box with software pre-loaded on it :-D that even Funnier!
It's also pathetic at the same time :-(
sidenote: It's not all your fault, the software hasn't been worthy of choice lately, but soon, very soon...
There are only a few countries that are privileged enough to have Hardware, and yet the rest of the World doesn't and yet you can't seem to figure out how to make a sale to someone that doesn't have anything? Weird.
...so something is better than nothing, GET IT?!
There's an old saying, "A Good Salesman can sell a Ketchup Popsicle to a Woman Wearing White Gloves."
Now keep in mind that it's an old saying you Women's Lib Man Eaters out there, remember that it's an "OLD" Saying, so it's not a War On Women thing, just an Old Quote. Calm Down, it's okay, breeeeeath...phewww.
However, women and men can sell in today's modern world and yet, you still can't, and that's sad!
Especially when more than half the world is without hardware.
Millennials won't listen and the Baby Boomers can't train.
ex. A Company is being created that designed a device that took them 7 years to make. The bulk of the design time was used to create how this device should look and stand. 7 years it took them and after 7 years, what did they create...The Cup!
That's right, they took 7 years to design a Cup and they think that it's a marvel sensation that no one has ever thought of, and yet I am drinking out of a Cup right now.
Oh yeah, the cup also is able to hold...music please...LIQUID! WOW! Really it can hold liquid?
That's amazing, and to think all this time I was using my cup of "Holding My Hands Together" to hold the liquid, huh!
The other amazing thing this cup does is let you know what type of Liquid you are putting into it and what the ingredients are which is fantastic because I would cup my hands together for any old liquid.
I used to read the labels that were on the side of the container, but now the cup will tell you what it has in it.
sidenote: Do you think I am so stupid that I can't figure out that this device was designed for the blind? HMM! So tell me smarty pants, how is a blind person able to read and a deaf person able to hear...
Like if you pour a Beer Into this Amazing Device Codename: Cup, it will tell you that you have...music please...Beer in your cup. WOW!
...and it only took them 7 years to invent it, truly impressed. I wonder who they could sell this device to, it's only 200 dollars, maybe another Millennial that is using their hands as a cup...
This is why the world is screwed up. They created a software that deletes your pictures after you download them and companies wanted to buy this software for almost 4 billion dollars.
FKN Amazing, it can delete? What a concept...btw, What is delete...
sidenote: And in the end come to find out that the delete button wasn't working and apparently nobody knew about it...all it had was "TWO" functions; Send and Delete and they couldn't get one of them to work...and they wanted 4 billion dollars...
Anyway, the "Cup" thing is a Hardware Solution and believe me when I tell you, it will sell without a doubt, because it's something no one has obviously ever seen before.
A Cup that stands on its own, holds liquid and tells you what type of Liquid you are pouring into it for "ONLY" 200.00 dollars, and looks like a...CUP, truly Amazing!
I guess we'll just have to revert back to IBM because those Millennials are just too smart for us :-(
Oh, almost forgot, it has this thing called...just a minute let me look it up...oh yeah, A Lid? Have no idea what the hell that is, but apparently it keeps the liquid from coming out...Sounds great!
So you can pour your liquid in this device Codenamed CUP, it will tell you the ingredients and what you are putting in it, and this Lid thing keeps the liquid from coming out, for only 200.00 ;-)
You know instead of calling this thing the Vessyle, you should think about calling it the "Time Capsule" you know, because the liquid won't come out with this Lid thingy on it...Maybe we'll leave Time Capsule for another study. Information Overload :-D
What will they think of next...A Straw? It's an accessory item so more than likely you'll have to purchase that extra, but don't worry, it'll probably "ONLY" cost like...50.00 :-D
That's really nothing when you think about what the straw can do...It will display, The Liquid is going UP...The Liquid is going down...
However, don't expect it anytime soon, because it's gonna take at least...3 years for them to "Invent The Look" of the straw and another year or 2 for the straw cover/sheath :-D
You know what's funny, is that we remember having this conversation back in 1990 and the purpose for the sheath on the straw.
Straws used to have them on it, and servers used to pull off the bottom part of the straw while holding on to the paper and leaving the "TOP" End of the paper, attached to the end of the straw.
This way, your hands never touch the Naked Straw, but yet, here we are again, teaching the youngsters something they should already know.
BAD TRAINING + BAD LISTENERS = LAZINESS!!! History repeats itself over and over again until either you get it right or you just give up...and that's a sad fact!
FYI: Thank you Stephen :-) for the Heads UP!
**UPDATE**
Bloomberg's Cory Johnson reports on Hewlett-Packard Chief Executive Officer Meg Whitman taking on the Chairman role at the pc maker. Well you know what they say, "if you can't do, Teach!"
IBM needs their deal to produce business software with Apple; Apple and investors are thinking that IBM is making the most money, and they might be, but remember what we said? Sure you could go across the street and get the one thing that guy knows or you could spend a little more and get a 1000 years of experience instead.
IBM has been working with Berkshire and Hathaway one of the most successful companies I can think of and IBM was a part of it all along.
The same goes for IBM, if they didn't do their part you know ol' Warren wouldn't still be with them.
What is IBM missing...Flare. They're kind of the different kids in the room, come from a different family, but that doesn't make them bad, it's makes them Interesting.
Right now Dell is selling back office solutions to companies using QuickBooks and it's an okay solution, but now you can have IBM's BackOffice Product.
Far more superior, but lacks a little substance and flare. All you gotta do is give it a makeover, stay secure and make it affordable, and Viola a Market is Open!
IBM has money, they just need help and have even came straight out and admitted that. Help me to help you, or as they say...
"The Name of the Game is Sales and how we keep Score is with Profit"...and that's a fact!
...and Acronis can be your Cloud Solution IBM, Apple for Flare ;-)
The problem with Apple and Microsoft is that they produce it all which is expensive and really not that reliable.
It's time all you beautiful minds come together and make something spectacular, then sell it and become Real Billionaires, not some Dysfunctional Two Function 4 billion dollar Gimmick!
Another Boeing Plane Goes Down...
Boeing's planes are either catching on Fire, fuselage falling off, falling off of trains, being hi-jacked, crashing due to poor training and now being blown out of the Air.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/07/17/us-ukraine-crisis-airplane-idUSKBN0FM22N20140717
Either way, it is definitely not safe to Fly on Boeing Air...and that's a fact!
sidenote: The plane that was struck down in this incident was the Boeing 777, one of the, if not the MOSTEST Safest Plane ever built for Air, so it's not a plane thing this Karma thing going on with Boeing.
They are unsure which side fired this ground-launched missile, but one interesting fact was that Putin and Obama were on the phone at the very time it happened, then what happened next was epic...
President Obama said, I am hungry let's get a Hamburger! WHAAAT!!!
**STOP**REWIND**
Okay, First: On May 7, 1915, the British ocean liner RMS Lusitania, which primarily ferried people and goods across the Atlantic Ocean between the United States and Great Britain, was torpedoed by a German U-boat and sunk. Of the 1,959 people on board, 1,198 died, including 128 Americans. The sinking of the Lusitania enraged Americans and hastened the United States' entrance into World War I. They were warned not to go into those waters, but they were "SENT" in anyway, and was enough to enrage people to get them in the war.
Fast Forward WWII - FDR allowed Pearl Harbor to happen by breaking a war treaty and denying Japan fuel. FDR knew that the planes were flying in and shut off all communication to let this happen. Again, just enough to enrage people to get them into the war.
Fast Forward...to today: Commercial Planes were instructed not to go into this Airspace, but they were sent in anyway. The two Presidents talking to each other on this day is just too coincidental considering the timing of the plane crash and Obama's absurd I want a Hamburger response.
KiroRadio - http://mynorthwest.com/76/2567382/Obamas-BBQ-photo-op-after-air-tragedy-mind-blowing
We have a President that is more concerned about stuffing his face than addressing this urgent matter.
More than likely there will be Americans that were on that flight and more than likely a Bullshit Statement will come out that will say, "We Protect Our Own"
...but get a Hamburger first, they're delicious, "I Know" and you don't want to fight on an empty stomach ;-)
Oh and more than likely we'll have that silly VA Hospital thing figured out by the time you return 4 years later, hopefully :-S
So you see Border Jumpers, this is what you have to work with over here. A president that is more concerned about his belly than the crisiseseses going on around the US and ABROAD!!!
They want you to get mad, they want you to call them stupid, they want you to freak out, but DON'T! Just go to work and take your lunch when it's time.
There is nothing to see here, move along, move along...
You have to know by now that even YOU aren't that stupid, so you know damn well, they aren't either.
Hey, are you going to check out that new movie this Weekend...
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/07/17/us-ukraine-crisis-airplane-idUSKBN0FM22N20140717
Either way, it is definitely not safe to Fly on Boeing Air...and that's a fact!
sidenote: The plane that was struck down in this incident was the Boeing 777, one of the, if not the MOSTEST Safest Plane ever built for Air, so it's not a plane thing this Karma thing going on with Boeing.
They are unsure which side fired this ground-launched missile, but one interesting fact was that Putin and Obama were on the phone at the very time it happened, then what happened next was epic...
President Obama said, I am hungry let's get a Hamburger! WHAAAT!!!
**STOP**REWIND**
Okay, First: On May 7, 1915, the British ocean liner RMS Lusitania, which primarily ferried people and goods across the Atlantic Ocean between the United States and Great Britain, was torpedoed by a German U-boat and sunk. Of the 1,959 people on board, 1,198 died, including 128 Americans. The sinking of the Lusitania enraged Americans and hastened the United States' entrance into World War I. They were warned not to go into those waters, but they were "SENT" in anyway, and was enough to enrage people to get them in the war.
Fast Forward WWII - FDR allowed Pearl Harbor to happen by breaking a war treaty and denying Japan fuel. FDR knew that the planes were flying in and shut off all communication to let this happen. Again, just enough to enrage people to get them into the war.
Fast Forward...to today: Commercial Planes were instructed not to go into this Airspace, but they were sent in anyway. The two Presidents talking to each other on this day is just too coincidental considering the timing of the plane crash and Obama's absurd I want a Hamburger response.
KiroRadio - http://mynorthwest.com/76/2567382/Obamas-BBQ-photo-op-after-air-tragedy-mind-blowing
We have a President that is more concerned about stuffing his face than addressing this urgent matter.
More than likely there will be Americans that were on that flight and more than likely a Bullshit Statement will come out that will say, "We Protect Our Own"
...but get a Hamburger first, they're delicious, "I Know" and you don't want to fight on an empty stomach ;-)
Oh and more than likely we'll have that silly VA Hospital thing figured out by the time you return 4 years later, hopefully :-S
So you see Border Jumpers, this is what you have to work with over here. A president that is more concerned about his belly than the crisiseseses going on around the US and ABROAD!!!
They want you to get mad, they want you to call them stupid, they want you to freak out, but DON'T! Just go to work and take your lunch when it's time.
There is nothing to see here, move along, move along...
You have to know by now that even YOU aren't that stupid, so you know damn well, they aren't either.
Hey, are you going to check out that new movie this Weekend...
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
Asus Al Wrote...
"While sitting at your desk, rotate your right foot in a clockwise circle while writing the number 6 with your right hand and your foot will automatically begin moving counter clockwise"
This is in response to our Blog about Satya Nadella the CEO of Microsoft and his left brain Mr. Fixit with a Crescent Wrench or a Croissant limitations.
The limitations of a Left Brain thinker only allow their solutions to be heard and not the solutions of others.
ex. Their is a test that is designed to show you whether or not you are a left brained thinker or right brained thinker and is based on an Image of a 2 dimensional dancer.
If you see the dancer turning to the right, you are right brained thinking, if you see her turning to the left you are left brained thinking.
"The dancer is just a two dimensional image switching back and forth, but our brains process it as a three dimensional spinning object." Steven Novella
...Satya Nadella, Steven Novella...Weird...
Anyway, the whole thing is just an optical illusion like, the Employees of MS and their perception of reality.
You think you are a part of the solution and you think you know what you see, but instead you are just a part of the problem which in turn explains what you actually think and see, understand?
In other words, as long as you think and see Satya Nadella spinning in the direction he wants you to see, everything will be just fine, but if you see it differently, it won't be fine.
This is the Optical Illusion that Satya Nadella lives in and the Irony is - MS is a Software Company, and Satya Nadella is a Hardware Tech.
"We will streamline the engineering process and reduce the amount of time and energy it takes to get things done. You can expect to have fewer processes but more focused and measurable outcomes. You will see fewer people get involved in decisions and more emphasis on accountability." ...New hires will be made. Processes will be simplified. And if you want to thrive at Microsoft and make a world impact, you and your team must add numerous more changes to this list that you will be enthusiastic about driving." S.N.
http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/news/ceo/index.html
...decoding-the-hidden-messages...
http://www.zdnet.com/decoding-the-hidden-messages-in-satya-nadellas-letter-to-microsoft-employees-7000031472/
In other words, if we may quote from Chevy Chase and his Memorable Fletch Movies - "Oh c'mon guys, it's so simple, maybe you need a refresher course. It's all ball bearings these days."
In Conclusion this is what Steven Novella surmised - "When our brains process visual images to make some order or sense of the world, they have to make assumptions. The dancer is just a two dimensional image switching back and forth, but our brains process it as a three dimensional spinning object. Depending on the assumptions made and visual cues picked up, your brain can make the dancer spin either way. "
"Dogs are better friends than people...More loyal, less complaints, and trainable" TKO
Maybe Satya would be better off if he just got a Dog ;-)...and that's a fact!
**UPDATE**
Well it looks as though someone learned something from your book Meg, because MS has now raised it's layoffs to 18,000 people worldwide. He's catching up to you Meg, you better start finding some more cuts, or you're going to be dethroned ;-) HP is up to something like 36,000 employees that have been laid off because HP doesn't have anything for them to do.
We love this part in Satya's statement to their Employees: You will see fewer people get involved in decisions and more emphasis on accountability." So in Employees terms that means that if your ideas suck Satya, that you'll only have yourself to blame and you'll have to be accountable for your actions, but we know that's not going to happen. What he really means is that if his ideas don't work it will be because the employees screwed it up somehow, because Satya's ideas are full-proof...:-D What a Prick! The employees that are leftover better make sure that they record everything and read between the lines, because we live in a Dog Eat Dog World!
As for the 18,000 jobs that are being cut (most ever for MS) is just a buffer for Satya. He's way out of his league and all he is trying to do is buy some time to read up on those CEO manuals for Dummies. The nice thing is that Bill Gates is still there to mentor and give direction, because if he wasn't, Satya wouldn't know what to do...and that's a fact!
This is in response to our Blog about Satya Nadella the CEO of Microsoft and his left brain Mr. Fixit with a Crescent Wrench or a Croissant limitations.
The limitations of a Left Brain thinker only allow their solutions to be heard and not the solutions of others.
ex. Their is a test that is designed to show you whether or not you are a left brained thinker or right brained thinker and is based on an Image of a 2 dimensional dancer.
If you see the dancer turning to the right, you are right brained thinking, if you see her turning to the left you are left brained thinking.
"The dancer is just a two dimensional image switching back and forth, but our brains process it as a three dimensional spinning object." Steven Novella
...Satya Nadella, Steven Novella...Weird...
Anyway, the whole thing is just an optical illusion like, the Employees of MS and their perception of reality.
You think you are a part of the solution and you think you know what you see, but instead you are just a part of the problem which in turn explains what you actually think and see, understand?
In other words, as long as you think and see Satya Nadella spinning in the direction he wants you to see, everything will be just fine, but if you see it differently, it won't be fine.
This is the Optical Illusion that Satya Nadella lives in and the Irony is - MS is a Software Company, and Satya Nadella is a Hardware Tech.
"We will streamline the engineering process and reduce the amount of time and energy it takes to get things done. You can expect to have fewer processes but more focused and measurable outcomes. You will see fewer people get involved in decisions and more emphasis on accountability." ...New hires will be made. Processes will be simplified. And if you want to thrive at Microsoft and make a world impact, you and your team must add numerous more changes to this list that you will be enthusiastic about driving." S.N.
http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/news/ceo/index.html
...decoding-the-hidden-messages...
http://www.zdnet.com/decoding-the-hidden-messages-in-satya-nadellas-letter-to-microsoft-employees-7000031472/
In other words, if we may quote from Chevy Chase and his Memorable Fletch Movies - "Oh c'mon guys, it's so simple, maybe you need a refresher course. It's all ball bearings these days."
In Conclusion this is what Steven Novella surmised - "When our brains process visual images to make some order or sense of the world, they have to make assumptions. The dancer is just a two dimensional image switching back and forth, but our brains process it as a three dimensional spinning object. Depending on the assumptions made and visual cues picked up, your brain can make the dancer spin either way. "
"Dogs are better friends than people...More loyal, less complaints, and trainable" TKO
Maybe Satya would be better off if he just got a Dog ;-)...and that's a fact!
**UPDATE**
Well it looks as though someone learned something from your book Meg, because MS has now raised it's layoffs to 18,000 people worldwide. He's catching up to you Meg, you better start finding some more cuts, or you're going to be dethroned ;-) HP is up to something like 36,000 employees that have been laid off because HP doesn't have anything for them to do.
We love this part in Satya's statement to their Employees: You will see fewer people get involved in decisions and more emphasis on accountability." So in Employees terms that means that if your ideas suck Satya, that you'll only have yourself to blame and you'll have to be accountable for your actions, but we know that's not going to happen. What he really means is that if his ideas don't work it will be because the employees screwed it up somehow, because Satya's ideas are full-proof...:-D What a Prick! The employees that are leftover better make sure that they record everything and read between the lines, because we live in a Dog Eat Dog World!
As for the 18,000 jobs that are being cut (most ever for MS) is just a buffer for Satya. He's way out of his league and all he is trying to do is buy some time to read up on those CEO manuals for Dummies. The nice thing is that Bill Gates is still there to mentor and give direction, because if he wasn't, Satya wouldn't know what to do...and that's a fact!
There's a new Hatchet Man in town and his name is...
Satya Nadella.
Move over Margaret CRUSHING "Meg" Whitman and make room for your new King of Sting!
Ol' Meg had an agenda and a five year plan to make HP a profit and so far she is right on track, 16,000 employees later.
Satya the New CEO for MS came out with a statement that said either get with the program or get out, well I guess they're getting out.
Satya has just announced 6,000 jobs being cut.
Satya must have read the Meg Whitman handbook on how to make a profit by firing employees.
The Book title "If you can't Produce reduce" is the nations top seller on Bookstands today, go get yourself a copy and begin your decline TODAY!
sidenote: They could only afford paper back this go around, but expect the hard cover on the next wave of cuts!
You too can reap the benefits of this effective profit model and "Proven" techniques of the CEO's of Doom!
If you run for President Meg you should think about bringing on Satya as your VP, because you have so much in common :-)
You know "Birds of a Feather, Flock Together"...
sidenote: Women of America want a woman President so bad they would re-elect Queen Mary I “Bloody Mary” if she was still alive just to say they elected a Woman...and that's a fact!
...or GOD forbid, Hillary Clinton and the Hillary Clinton Laugh...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlBQ_dTL7os
It's what MS gets for hiring a Left Brained thinking computer tech to run their Company.
I bet that the speech he gave those employees was a Grandstand speech that promised results and Change...
We hate to say we told you so, ahh, who we kidding WE TOLD YOU SO!!!
Move over Margaret CRUSHING "Meg" Whitman and make room for your new King of Sting!
Ol' Meg had an agenda and a five year plan to make HP a profit and so far she is right on track, 16,000 employees later.
Satya the New CEO for MS came out with a statement that said either get with the program or get out, well I guess they're getting out.
Satya has just announced 6,000 jobs being cut.
Satya must have read the Meg Whitman handbook on how to make a profit by firing employees.
The Book title "If you can't Produce reduce" is the nations top seller on Bookstands today, go get yourself a copy and begin your decline TODAY!
sidenote: They could only afford paper back this go around, but expect the hard cover on the next wave of cuts!
You too can reap the benefits of this effective profit model and "Proven" techniques of the CEO's of Doom!
If you run for President Meg you should think about bringing on Satya as your VP, because you have so much in common :-)
You know "Birds of a Feather, Flock Together"...
sidenote: Women of America want a woman President so bad they would re-elect Queen Mary I “Bloody Mary” if she was still alive just to say they elected a Woman...and that's a fact!
...or GOD forbid, Hillary Clinton and the Hillary Clinton Laugh...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlBQ_dTL7os
It's what MS gets for hiring a Left Brained thinking computer tech to run their Company.
I bet that the speech he gave those employees was a Grandstand speech that promised results and Change...
We hate to say we told you so, ahh, who we kidding WE TOLD YOU SO!!!
Sunday, July 13, 2014
Is It Our Responsibility...
Is a Good Question and Deserves to be Answered.
It's simple, once the Border Jumper has made it across and has a job regardless of American Status or not will defend their country.
They will say that they are so and so, but will NEVER thank the US for giving them another chance.
They will defend their country that they defected from before they give credit to the Nation that "ALLOWED" them to jump and be free.
They will speak their native tongue before they will speak the English Language.
They will single you out as the "American" that can't speak their language, but who cares! What is Mexico to United States...NOTHING!
You call this an Humanitarian issue, and it's true, it is, but did you forget about Detroit? Did you know that they have children in Detroit also?
They're going to turn off the water to thousands of homes w/Children hint hint, because their economy, or rather the lack thereof is dwindling away!
Maybe you should think about fixing your own problems before taking on the problems of others.
Give that 4 billion dollars to Detroit to help bail them out, or Atlantic City, or the scores of small towns across America that are starving...hmm?
What about California and their Water Crisis? What about using that 4 billion dollars to build a Pipeline from the City that rains 300 days out of the year, SEATTLE!?
However, if you ask a Seattlen they'll say, F*CK EM!...and that's a fact!
That's Right, they want them to continue taking water from the 2 foot high Rio Grande from Colorado, the 5th driest state in the nation.
Anyway, Mexico is a Drug Cartel that kill their own, Mexico is a Family killer, Mexico is about as smart as GOD made Rocks!
Mexico and other regions are why you are jumping a fence one way. That's right, ONE WAY!
You won't see an American jumping over to Mexico and why would they? Mexico doesn't have anything to offer, but poor education and lost cause.
This is why it is imperative to legalize Marijuana. To reduce the need to buy from them. We don't need to spend 4 billion dollars we don't have to build a bigger fence, and won't work anyway.
Force them to improve the quality of life in these regions by building an economy on goods and services people really need.
Colombia is a perfect example of how to clean up corruption. In the 90's Colombia was ran by cartels, now they are a vibrant and sustainable and Beautiful Country that almost won the World Cup!
What a turn around they have done to become a Leader in how to stop corruption and spread joy!
Really if you think that life is easier over in America for you, keep on Jumping, but you'll find out that you are the racist and before you know it will be sent back as a defector!
Enjoy the Journey!!!
Question: How do you remove the bruised toenail that won't fall off?
Answer: You Cut off the Toe!
News Flash! America isn't just the United States, it's all around us! We need to get involved with our friends and start saving what good they do have in these regions and start driving out the bad.
An intervention needs to happen to get help to those that Love their country and are desperate to save it!
The Minor Fall and the Major Lift! We need to step out of our comfort zone and start building relations with our friends and neighbors...OUR FAMILY!!!
It's simple, once the Border Jumper has made it across and has a job regardless of American Status or not will defend their country.
They will say that they are so and so, but will NEVER thank the US for giving them another chance.
They will defend their country that they defected from before they give credit to the Nation that "ALLOWED" them to jump and be free.
They will speak their native tongue before they will speak the English Language.
They will single you out as the "American" that can't speak their language, but who cares! What is Mexico to United States...NOTHING!
You call this an Humanitarian issue, and it's true, it is, but did you forget about Detroit? Did you know that they have children in Detroit also?
They're going to turn off the water to thousands of homes w/Children hint hint, because their economy, or rather the lack thereof is dwindling away!
Maybe you should think about fixing your own problems before taking on the problems of others.
Give that 4 billion dollars to Detroit to help bail them out, or Atlantic City, or the scores of small towns across America that are starving...hmm?
What about California and their Water Crisis? What about using that 4 billion dollars to build a Pipeline from the City that rains 300 days out of the year, SEATTLE!?
However, if you ask a Seattlen they'll say, F*CK EM!...and that's a fact!
That's Right, they want them to continue taking water from the 2 foot high Rio Grande from Colorado, the 5th driest state in the nation.
Rio Grande at it's Highest! You can see that it used to stretch completely across to the other bank and further, but not anymore. Farmers have just walked off their land and left behind Dogs, Cats, Cows, Horses, Chickens, Fully Furnished Homes. Basically whatever could fit in the old Ford Truck and that's it. Yeah, it's a problem!
Anyway, Mexico is a Drug Cartel that kill their own, Mexico is a Family killer, Mexico is about as smart as GOD made Rocks!
Mexico and other regions are why you are jumping a fence one way. That's right, ONE WAY!
You won't see an American jumping over to Mexico and why would they? Mexico doesn't have anything to offer, but poor education and lost cause.
This is why it is imperative to legalize Marijuana. To reduce the need to buy from them. We don't need to spend 4 billion dollars we don't have to build a bigger fence, and won't work anyway.
Force them to improve the quality of life in these regions by building an economy on goods and services people really need.
Colombia is a perfect example of how to clean up corruption. In the 90's Colombia was ran by cartels, now they are a vibrant and sustainable and Beautiful Country that almost won the World Cup!
What a turn around they have done to become a Leader in how to stop corruption and spread joy!
Really if you think that life is easier over in America for you, keep on Jumping, but you'll find out that you are the racist and before you know it will be sent back as a defector!
Enjoy the Journey!!!
Question: How do you remove the bruised toenail that won't fall off?
Answer: You Cut off the Toe!
News Flash! America isn't just the United States, it's all around us! We need to get involved with our friends and start saving what good they do have in these regions and start driving out the bad.
An intervention needs to happen to get help to those that Love their country and are desperate to save it!
The Minor Fall and the Major Lift! We need to step out of our comfort zone and start building relations with our friends and neighbors...OUR FAMILY!!!
Will Retail Marijuana Sales Improve...
Yes.
The advantages to Retail sales is that they are "Happy" to see you and are open on a guaranteed schedule.
Sure, which means that you won't be able to call up your retailer at Midnight, but maybe in time, but for now, locals have the Midnight Shift ;-)
However, MJ isn't really a "Midnight" seller, that's more for Harder Chemicals, "The Freaks Come Out at Night"
sidenote: Advantage Retailer: Most Private Drug Dealers don't have a Drivers License or a Car or both (true loser) but you do...Free Delivery Service Anyone??? Background Check Required ;-)
The problem with the free market sales of MJ is that you have to deal with the dealers DRAMA!
You have to call in advance, you have to call after the advance and send a text after the last advance before you can come over, but it doesn't stop there.
You gotta deal with their abusiveness towards their old lady or their objections to duck crossing signs by the speed bumps or some irrational bullshit!
Not only that, but just to add salt to the wound they'll usually only sell you singles or doubles, because that is where the money is at, gram or 2 grams; nubs or dubs ;-)
sidenote: One Gram is equivalent to 2 joints.
Currently the Free Market price is 10.00 for a gram and 20 dollars for two grams, whereas the Retail Market is 20.00 a gram and 40.00 for 2 grams.
Not only that, it's not like going to 7-Eleven nonononono, you have to drive a long ways to make sure you are out of School Zones, but still is reasonable compared to the alternative.
It's not enough that you have to wait and schedule an appointment days in advance before you can get your order, it's that you have to put up with their slowness.
GOD BLESS EM! All they are trying to do is make a connection like Saul Silver (Paul Franco) tried to do with Dale Denton (Seth Rogen) in Pineapple Express.
The problem is the dealer is smoking all day so when you come over they are usually so HIGH that they don't know what time it is or do they care, but you do.
You do because you just want to get high and they want to talk to you for however long it takes them to finish their story or 4 hours later, whichever comes first.
With Retail, You walk in, They say, May I help You? You say...Yes! You tell them what you want, they show you what they have available, you say how much, they tell you, you get out your money, they ring you up, you leave and they say, Thank You...Come Again! :-)
Total Time...7 Minutes...
So you see, unless Free Market Vendors lose the Euphoric Ora of their presence, then Yes, Retail Sales will not only Improve, they'll be able to replace their own Damn Transmission...and that's a fact!
The advantages to Retail sales is that they are "Happy" to see you and are open on a guaranteed schedule.
Sure, which means that you won't be able to call up your retailer at Midnight, but maybe in time, but for now, locals have the Midnight Shift ;-)
However, MJ isn't really a "Midnight" seller, that's more for Harder Chemicals, "The Freaks Come Out at Night"
sidenote: Advantage Retailer: Most Private Drug Dealers don't have a Drivers License or a Car or both (true loser) but you do...Free Delivery Service Anyone??? Background Check Required ;-)
The problem with the free market sales of MJ is that you have to deal with the dealers DRAMA!
You have to call in advance, you have to call after the advance and send a text after the last advance before you can come over, but it doesn't stop there.
You gotta deal with their abusiveness towards their old lady or their objections to duck crossing signs by the speed bumps or some irrational bullshit!
Not only that, but just to add salt to the wound they'll usually only sell you singles or doubles, because that is where the money is at, gram or 2 grams; nubs or dubs ;-)
sidenote: One Gram is equivalent to 2 joints.
Currently the Free Market price is 10.00 for a gram and 20 dollars for two grams, whereas the Retail Market is 20.00 a gram and 40.00 for 2 grams.
Not only that, it's not like going to 7-Eleven nonononono, you have to drive a long ways to make sure you are out of School Zones, but still is reasonable compared to the alternative.
It's not enough that you have to wait and schedule an appointment days in advance before you can get your order, it's that you have to put up with their slowness.
GOD BLESS EM! All they are trying to do is make a connection like Saul Silver (Paul Franco) tried to do with Dale Denton (Seth Rogen) in Pineapple Express.
The problem is the dealer is smoking all day so when you come over they are usually so HIGH that they don't know what time it is or do they care, but you do.
You do because you just want to get high and they want to talk to you for however long it takes them to finish their story or 4 hours later, whichever comes first.
With Retail, You walk in, They say, May I help You? You say...Yes! You tell them what you want, they show you what they have available, you say how much, they tell you, you get out your money, they ring you up, you leave and they say, Thank You...Come Again! :-)
Total Time...7 Minutes...
So you see, unless Free Market Vendors lose the Euphoric Ora of their presence, then Yes, Retail Sales will not only Improve, they'll be able to replace their own Damn Transmission...and that's a fact!
Prose or Poetry
"When you write in prose, you cook the rice. When you write poetry, you turn rice into rice wine. Cooked rice doesn't change its shape, but rice wine changes both in quality and shape. Cooked rice makes one full so one can live out one's life span . . . wine, on the other hand, makes one drunk, makes the sad happy, and the happy sad. Its effect is sublimely beyond explanation." - Wu Qiao
To the Losers go get Drunk and Drown your sorrows, to the winners, GO CHOKE ON YOUR RICE!
...Cooked rice doesn't change its shape , but it does expand ;-)
'Ambiguous Quote...Solved'
This one is for us...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1LOm69hpR0
We've lost it all before, to lose is to replace, pretty simple, right? The Question is...How Much Time Do We Need...
The Answer...4 Years BITCHES!!! ;-)
Now that's mF'N Poetry!
Thank You Asus Al for reminding us of who we are and what we stand for! Now, if ASUS had that type of commitment, MS WOULD NEVER WIN...and that's just one more fact 4'ys!
4 years...tick tock...tick tock...
To the Losers go get Drunk and Drown your sorrows, to the winners, GO CHOKE ON YOUR RICE!
...Cooked rice doesn't change its shape , but it does expand ;-)
'Ambiguous Quote...Solved'
This one is for us...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1LOm69hpR0
We've lost it all before, to lose is to replace, pretty simple, right? The Question is...How Much Time Do We Need...
The Answer...4 Years BITCHES!!! ;-)
Now that's mF'N Poetry!
Thank You Asus Al for reminding us of who we are and what we stand for! Now, if ASUS had that type of commitment, MS WOULD NEVER WIN...and that's just one more fact 4'ys!
4 years...tick tock...tick tock...
Saturday, July 12, 2014
Thank you Brasilia
"Brasília (Portuguese pronunciation: [bɾaˈziljɐ]) is the federal capital of Brazil and the capital of the Federal District. The city is located along the Brazilian Highlands in the country's Central-West region. It was founded on April 21, 1960, to serve as the new national capital. Brasília had an estimated population of 2,789,761 in 2013, making it the 4th most populous city in Brazil."
Thank you for doing so much for a sport you Love and Play and LIVE Everyday and the World Thanks you for your 11 Billion Dollar Investment which was a Beautiful Accomplishment.
You made the Sport proud and as they say, Brazil is BRASIL!!!
As for the World Cup Tomorrow...May the Best Side Win :-P
PAC vs EU
Bring it On Home...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2qHbEriQ6A
Extra Extra, Read All About it, Messi can seal legacy with World Cup win...
http://seattletimes.com/html/sounders/2024041776_worldcup11xml.html
Thank you for doing so much for a sport you Love and Play and LIVE Everyday and the World Thanks you for your 11 Billion Dollar Investment which was a Beautiful Accomplishment.
You made the Sport proud and as they say, Brazil is BRASIL!!!
As for the World Cup Tomorrow...May the Best Side Win :-P
PAC vs EU
Bring it On Home...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2qHbEriQ6A
Extra Extra, Read All About it, Messi can seal legacy with World Cup win...
http://seattletimes.com/html/sounders/2024041776_worldcup11xml.html
Friday, July 11, 2014
SidePost, w/out the lean...Damn Google...
MS Future: a conversation in Progress...
A fellow Colleague mentioned: Thin Client :-) a blast from the past go retro return ;-) cool, I like that alot. Thin Client is not good for Office People, but fu*^ing Fantastic as an industry solution.
These Amazon's don't have the experience with Hardware and can create costly mistakes, but it's a great market just the same.
Alot of online and Towns being bought converted to pack and ship. MS doesn't have a smooth and definitely non-efficient solution for an enterprise.
Their 8 is just Win 7, but screwed up, but codenamed 9 is coming out, which will baffle the minds, I guarantee it, but it comes with a cost.
Linux is Dominant. Acronis, Google, MS, XYZ for your cloud and the rest BYOD :-)
However, it sounds like fun :-)
sidenote: There is BackupExec. Yeah, great backup program owned by that company that came out and said, we haven't been able to stop a virus for a long time now...what was that company...Oh Yeah, MoreSpam...Norton/Symantec.
A fellow Colleague mentioned: Thin Client :-) a blast from the past go retro return ;-) cool, I like that alot. Thin Client is not good for Office People, but fu*^ing Fantastic as an industry solution.
These Amazon's don't have the experience with Hardware and can create costly mistakes, but it's a great market just the same.
Alot of online and Towns being bought converted to pack and ship. MS doesn't have a smooth and definitely non-efficient solution for an enterprise.
Their 8 is just Win 7, but screwed up, but codenamed 9 is coming out, which will baffle the minds, I guarantee it, but it comes with a cost.
Linux is Dominant. Acronis, Google, MS, XYZ for your cloud and the rest BYOD :-)
However, it sounds like fun :-)
sidenote: There is BackupExec. Yeah, great backup program owned by that company that came out and said, we haven't been able to stop a virus for a long time now...what was that company...Oh Yeah, MoreSpam...Norton/Symantec.
Acronis Backup
We feel we have a pretty good grasp on backup and thought it would be good to share :-)
Acronis Backup is a...Backup Software Company ;-) and, if they read this blog they will attest to the fact that I gave them the idea to add an "Automatic Shut Down" feature to their Backup Program.
The one thing that you don't know about us is our commitment to "DATA" not "dat-A" , DATA! (Latin) and what lengths will go to jusT...to make sure you save your insanity :-D
Don't wanna lose that, that's our Cough Syrup our Snake Oil, our Natural Element that's approved by the National Government of Texas...:-D
But seriously Folks, Backup...Backup...then...BACKUP AGAIN! and because it's 2014 we're gonna throw in an additional 4th backup, Free-Of-Charge, You're Welcome ;-)
Microsoft doesn't know anything about Backup. Have you ever used their Backup Program? End of story.
Google, has good backup, but there's better.
HP...NOT!
Acronis has/IS "The Best Backup" Solution in the Business, hands down, straight UP!
Acronis is your total solution...right, total includes the Cloud...and...The Universe...that's over the top.
We know Backup, this is one thing you wouldn't want to doubt us on...and that's a fact!
http://www.acronis.com/en-us/provider/vcloud/
*UPDATE*
...or Do! Just Do It! Who is the best in Backup...who will explain it the best...will it look familiar...will they explain the need...will they explain the security...
Acronis Backup is a...Backup Software Company ;-) and, if they read this blog they will attest to the fact that I gave them the idea to add an "Automatic Shut Down" feature to their Backup Program.
The one thing that you don't know about us is our commitment to "DATA" not "dat-A" , DATA! (Latin) and what lengths will go to jusT...to make sure you save your insanity :-D
Don't wanna lose that, that's our Cough Syrup our Snake Oil, our Natural Element that's approved by the National Government of Texas...:-D
But seriously Folks, Backup...Backup...then...BACKUP AGAIN! and because it's 2014 we're gonna throw in an additional 4th backup, Free-Of-Charge, You're Welcome ;-)
Microsoft doesn't know anything about Backup. Have you ever used their Backup Program? End of story.
Google, has good backup, but there's better.
HP...NOT!
Acronis has/IS "The Best Backup" Solution in the Business, hands down, straight UP!
Acronis is your total solution...right, total includes the Cloud...and...The Universe...that's over the top.
We know Backup, this is one thing you wouldn't want to doubt us on...and that's a fact!
http://www.acronis.com/en-us/provider/vcloud/
*UPDATE*
...or Do! Just Do It! Who is the best in Backup...who will explain it the best...will it look familiar...will they explain the need...will they explain the security...
Thursday, July 10, 2014
ODD...
CYNK's stock was valued at less than a dime in June, and rocketed to nearly $20 at midday Thursday. By the afternoon, however, shares were down 5 percent to $13.97, placing the market value at around $4 billion...
http://money.msn.com/top-stocks/post--mysterious-penny-stock-soars-and-no-one-knows-why
http://money.msn.com/top-stocks/post--mysterious-penny-stock-soars-and-no-one-knows-why
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Here's an Idea
Name Brand Computers are built with a pre-installed software for you to recover your system whenever and wherever.
The thing of it is, that when you recover your system it goes back to Factory Settings of the day you bought it.
For now, with phones, even going back to factory settings doesn't look or act much different then if you hadn't of restored the phone, but...
They will soon enough and then you'll be in the Dilemma of what the PC is going through now.
Advanced Users have Imaging software that keeps their system up to date that they typically manually use, but what if you could update your factory restore.
The problem as we see with it now is when you reinstall your computer you not only restore the old software, but you lose all your updates for the software.
For a tech this sucks, because we have to update the software again, but if you could create a shadow copy version of the original OEM Load and a virtual custom load option...
Hey, then you could have a system that is more current and with the System already Tweaked to perfection.
You won't have to worry about when your last update was done, because it's on all the time. You'll have a 99.99% up to date Custom Reinstall.
If it fails, you could always go back to square 1, factory install. You never Lose or Edit that configuration.
sidenote: You could also purge the virtual directory to get a refreshed image done as well ;-)
That's what you need...
The thing of it is, that when you recover your system it goes back to Factory Settings of the day you bought it.
For now, with phones, even going back to factory settings doesn't look or act much different then if you hadn't of restored the phone, but...
They will soon enough and then you'll be in the Dilemma of what the PC is going through now.
Advanced Users have Imaging software that keeps their system up to date that they typically manually use, but what if you could update your factory restore.
The problem as we see with it now is when you reinstall your computer you not only restore the old software, but you lose all your updates for the software.
For a tech this sucks, because we have to update the software again, but if you could create a shadow copy version of the original OEM Load and a virtual custom load option...
Hey, then you could have a system that is more current and with the System already Tweaked to perfection.
You won't have to worry about when your last update was done, because it's on all the time. You'll have a 99.99% up to date Custom Reinstall.
If it fails, you could always go back to square 1, factory install. You never Lose or Edit that configuration.
sidenote: You could also purge the virtual directory to get a refreshed image done as well ;-)
That's what you need...
Argentina Advances...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Germany vs. Argentina for the "World" Cup!
Led Zeppelin - Bring it on Home
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2qHbEriQ6A
sidenote: Brazil might be playing what they or some would consider a "Conciliation Prize", but we say, it will give the Americas Two Wins to Europe's One...that would be something...
When you walk through a storm hold your head up high...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV5_LQArLa0
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G1UltoANIk
Saturday 12 July
Argentina
17:00
Germany vs. Argentina for the "World" Cup!
Led Zeppelin - Bring it on Home
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2qHbEriQ6A
sidenote: Brazil might be playing what they or some would consider a "Conciliation Prize", but we say, it will give the Americas Two Wins to Europe's One...that would be something...
When you walk through a storm hold your head up high...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV5_LQArLa0
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G1UltoANIk
Saturday 12 July
Play-off for third place
12 Jul 2014 - 17:00 Local time
12 Jul 2014
Match 63
Play-off for third place
Estadio Nacional
Brasilia
12Jul
BrazilBRA
NetherlandsNED
17:00
Final
Sunday 13 July
Change to your time
13 Jul 2014 - 16:00 Local time
13 Jul 2014
Match 64
Final
Estadio do Maracana
Rio De Janeiro
13Jul
GermanyGER
Argentina
17:00
Monday, July 7, 2014
Gentoo
http://www.gentoo.org/main/en/about.xml
"Thanks to a technology called Portage, Gentoo can become an ideal secure server, development workstation, professional desktop, gaming system, embedded solution or something else -- whatever you need it to be. Because of its near-unlimited adaptability, we call Gentoo a metadistribution."
Gentoo, Get Yourself Some!
"Thanks to a technology called Portage, Gentoo can become an ideal secure server, development workstation, professional desktop, gaming system, embedded solution or something else -- whatever you need it to be. Because of its near-unlimited adaptability, we call Gentoo a metadistribution."
Gentoo, Get Yourself Some!
Weak Password
The two Passwords that we have seen and STILL see today are:
Their Birthdate or a Member of their Families birthday.
or
Last 4 digits of their Phone Number.
A lot of things have 4 digit codes as a security measure and people always think of their phone number or address or worse, their last 4 of social ;-)
Oh, and the smart ones...the smart ones start their code one number over
ex. 1234 or 2341, sometimes you'll even see it 3421 or 2134, but nonetheless about that simple.
PEOPLE GET A CLUE! Or a Hobby ;-)
Their Birthdate or a Member of their Families birthday.
or
Last 4 digits of their Phone Number.
A lot of things have 4 digit codes as a security measure and people always think of their phone number or address or worse, their last 4 of social ;-)
Oh, and the smart ones...the smart ones start their code one number over
ex. 1234 or 2341, sometimes you'll even see it 3421 or 2134, but nonetheless about that simple.
PEOPLE GET A CLUE! Or a Hobby ;-)
Our McDonalds Experience
Well just like we said, we would go into a McDonalds to try those, Fluffy Biscuits.
sidenote: In case you forgot, we did this because they raised the Minimum Wage to 15.00 an hour without any support from their State of ND and SD. They just did it because they know their employees earn it!
Biscuits...Not that fluffy, and the sandwich is a lot smaller then we remember.
sidenote: Americans are not fat from eating basically finger food size portions. Nononono, they are fat because of something else, but definitely not McDonalds.
We thought that these fast food places had a 1.00 menu, so we were a bit surprised to see our bill for 5 dollars and change. What's up with that?
As a positive, the people were really polite, a lot more polite than a lot of Up-Scale restaurants we have been to.
That was pleasant, and the people that were in McDonalds were really happy, which is a strange environment for today's world, considering it's usually the opposite.
However, we almost tossed our sandwich after seeing their bathroom. It was still breakfast so it was still early which meant that not a lot of people had been there.
In the morning people use Drive Thru, it's Lunch where they go in to dine ;-)
So, we were pretty disgusted by that, but we did what we said we were going to do and go in and taste the Fluffy Biscuit and we did.
We won't be going back ever again, because that's not real food Folks, that's Microwave food.
We don't even own a Microwave, so it was a whole thing for us to swallow Pink Slime and a Semi-Fluffy Sausage McBiscuit.
Pink Slime, is just one reason we don't eat there, but we haven't eaten there for a long long time, like back when the Mad Cow disease in Europe long ago.
sidenote: We have now had 3 items from McD's since Mad Cow, Cheeseburger in 2005, then a Quarter Pounder With Cheese in 2013 and the McBiscuit today.
The cheeseburger and the QPC were both peer pressure items. Friends insisted that it's even BETTER now, they don't read the news :-( but we entertained them. Cheeseburger was horrible and the QPC was horrible.
Whatever got us to eat that crap for so long is beyond me. I am just thankful that I had the opportunity to eat "REAL FOOD" for once and thought it was good, so I just kept on eating it!
We haven't missed anything and believe me, Biscuits can taste a HELL of a lot better than that...and that's a fact!
BTW McDonalds you deserve one of these to, but which one...I GOT IT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnNnOLl5z8k
sidenote: In case you forgot, we did this because they raised the Minimum Wage to 15.00 an hour without any support from their State of ND and SD. They just did it because they know their employees earn it!
Biscuits...Not that fluffy, and the sandwich is a lot smaller then we remember.
sidenote: Americans are not fat from eating basically finger food size portions. Nononono, they are fat because of something else, but definitely not McDonalds.
We thought that these fast food places had a 1.00 menu, so we were a bit surprised to see our bill for 5 dollars and change. What's up with that?
As a positive, the people were really polite, a lot more polite than a lot of Up-Scale restaurants we have been to.
That was pleasant, and the people that were in McDonalds were really happy, which is a strange environment for today's world, considering it's usually the opposite.
However, we almost tossed our sandwich after seeing their bathroom. It was still breakfast so it was still early which meant that not a lot of people had been there.
In the morning people use Drive Thru, it's Lunch where they go in to dine ;-)
So, we were pretty disgusted by that, but we did what we said we were going to do and go in and taste the Fluffy Biscuit and we did.
We won't be going back ever again, because that's not real food Folks, that's Microwave food.
We don't even own a Microwave, so it was a whole thing for us to swallow Pink Slime and a Semi-Fluffy Sausage McBiscuit.
Pink Slime, is just one reason we don't eat there, but we haven't eaten there for a long long time, like back when the Mad Cow disease in Europe long ago.
sidenote: We have now had 3 items from McD's since Mad Cow, Cheeseburger in 2005, then a Quarter Pounder With Cheese in 2013 and the McBiscuit today.
The cheeseburger and the QPC were both peer pressure items. Friends insisted that it's even BETTER now, they don't read the news :-( but we entertained them. Cheeseburger was horrible and the QPC was horrible.
Whatever got us to eat that crap for so long is beyond me. I am just thankful that I had the opportunity to eat "REAL FOOD" for once and thought it was good, so I just kept on eating it!
We haven't missed anything and believe me, Biscuits can taste a HELL of a lot better than that...and that's a fact!
BTW McDonalds you deserve one of these to, but which one...I GOT IT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnNnOLl5z8k
Soccer Fever
America is so Funny, they think that just because the US lost that "AMERICA" doesn't have a chance to win the World Cup.
This is when we need to show our support for our Friends in Brazil/Brasil.
Brazil/Brasil will be playing Germany tomorrow and many people including myself will be thinking that this game will be the World Cup.
The Netherlands and Argentina are good, but Brazil/Brasil and Germany are Great.
Europe currently has control of the Cup, but it's time we bring it back home. Otherwise, it will be another 4 years.
Show your Support USA and help cheer on Brazil/Brasil to give them their first Win at Home and #6 for them in World Cup Achievements.
There's an old saying in Soccer, and it goes, Brazil is...BRASIL!!! LET'S GET IT ON!!!
We got Spirit yes we do we got spirit how 'bout you...
sidenote: It's been spelled Brazil for Years, but all of a Sudden we have been seeing Brasil. Not sure if that's a Millennial Learning Gap, or how you really spell it...
Soccer Fever Cont...without Brazil. What a beating. Maybe they celebrated a little too early, maybe they couldn't sleep the night before in anticipation and were just too tired, maybe the restructuring of the line to adjust for losing their best player, maybe next time they'll think about doing Voodoo on whatever is stopping them from Winning at home ;-)
So, it's down to Netherlands and Argentina, Defense Meets Offense, reminder Seahawks and Broncos and we know the result of that.
The Winner of the Two will Play Germany this weekend for the World Cup!
Argentina is in Rio de Janeiro ;-) Argentina has a Chance to win it for America, GO ARGENTINA!
sidenote: Brazil will play the Loser of this game to decide who will be "Third" place. FYI: BRAZIL HAS "NEVER" WON THE WORLD CUP AT HOME!!!
http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/index.html
AHHHH You Know we gotta :-Play it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpbRIP--r-o
Eva Perón Biography Women's Rights Activist, Actress (1919–1952)...
http://www.biography.com/people/eva-per%C3%B3n-9437976
This is when we need to show our support for our Friends in Brazil/Brasil.
Brazil/Brasil will be playing Germany tomorrow and many people including myself will be thinking that this game will be the World Cup.
The Netherlands and Argentina are good, but Brazil/Brasil and Germany are Great.
Europe currently has control of the Cup, but it's time we bring it back home. Otherwise, it will be another 4 years.
Show your Support USA and help cheer on Brazil/Brasil to give them their first Win at Home and #6 for them in World Cup Achievements.
There's an old saying in Soccer, and it goes, Brazil is...BRASIL!!! LET'S GET IT ON!!!
We got Spirit yes we do we got spirit how 'bout you...
sidenote: It's been spelled Brazil for Years, but all of a Sudden we have been seeing Brasil. Not sure if that's a Millennial Learning Gap, or how you really spell it...
Soccer Fever Cont...without Brazil. What a beating. Maybe they celebrated a little too early, maybe they couldn't sleep the night before in anticipation and were just too tired, maybe the restructuring of the line to adjust for losing their best player, maybe next time they'll think about doing Voodoo on whatever is stopping them from Winning at home ;-)
So, it's down to Netherlands and Argentina, Defense Meets Offense, reminder Seahawks and Broncos and we know the result of that.
The Winner of the Two will Play Germany this weekend for the World Cup!
Argentina is in Rio de Janeiro ;-) Argentina has a Chance to win it for America, GO ARGENTINA!
sidenote: Brazil will play the Loser of this game to decide who will be "Third" place. FYI: BRAZIL HAS "NEVER" WON THE WORLD CUP AT HOME!!!
http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/index.html
AHHHH You Know we gotta :-Play it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpbRIP--r-o
Eva Perón Biography Women's Rights Activist, Actress (1919–1952)...
http://www.biography.com/people/eva-per%C3%B3n-9437976
Sunday, July 6, 2014
DW License Transfer
If you have a system that you are retiring but you just bought your DW license, you can transfer it to your new computer, as long as it is 32 bit of course.
If you don't have a computer to transfer it to, give it to a friend.
If you give it to a friend just send the .dwu file to support@softsphere.com and provide the new users Email and Name and they will transfer ownership without a fee :-)
Current Version 3.24.
What's That? That's correct, this is the XP Machine that we were going to change over to Windows 7. We were going to do it next year, but we found a friend in need, so hi-ho hi-ho :-)
The Board on this machine is the MSI K9N4 SLI. The only problem with the MSI boards in the beginning was their Co-Processor fan would fail if too much dirt got in the machine which made the CO-Proc hot and the board would become unstable.
What's the #1 Killer of Computers Class...That's right, DUST! Keeping out the Dust is a Must ;-) naturally, :-P
sidenote: They sell 3rd party risers w/fans for this board that are a better replacement than the OEM. However, if you just blow the dust out, you'll have a working fan, like ours ;-)
If you don't have a computer to transfer it to, give it to a friend.
If you give it to a friend just send the .dwu file to support@softsphere.com and provide the new users Email and Name and they will transfer ownership without a fee :-)
Current Version 3.24.
What's That? That's correct, this is the XP Machine that we were going to change over to Windows 7. We were going to do it next year, but we found a friend in need, so hi-ho hi-ho :-)
The Board on this machine is the MSI K9N4 SLI. The only problem with the MSI boards in the beginning was their Co-Processor fan would fail if too much dirt got in the machine which made the CO-Proc hot and the board would become unstable.
What's the #1 Killer of Computers Class...That's right, DUST! Keeping out the Dust is a Must ;-) naturally, :-P
sidenote: They sell 3rd party risers w/fans for this board that are a better replacement than the OEM. However, if you just blow the dust out, you'll have a working fan, like ours ;-)
Saturday, July 5, 2014
In The News...
Congratulations Mel, we knew you had it in you to step UP!
Festival bosses responded by stating the award would be presented to Gibson in recognition of his "filmmaking skills and his career."
He's also in the new Expendables 3 Thanks to Sly for believing in him, just like he did Arnold when no one else would, you the Man Sly...and that's a fact!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2333784/
As a Matter of Fact you deserve one of these too, but which one...I got it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8AWFf7EAc4
Never Forget, Never Surrender, Never Stop Loving, Never...Stop Learning, Never...
qVktip: If you want to copy and paste text from your Phone (Internet). Tap the First Word of the text you want to copy. Once the text is highlighted, place your thumb to the right of the text and pull down.
remember: To leave programs open in order to copy from one another. We do this by tapping the Home Key to start a program instead of hitting back on the current app you are in. Back Closes, Home Keeps Open.
qVktip: Having trouble with the screen moving on you when you want it to stay still, just press and hold your thumb somewhere in the middle of the text and hold 3 seconds, now the screen is locked. Just tap once to get out...TAP OUT :-P
Keep on Surfin'
Festival bosses responded by stating the award would be presented to Gibson in recognition of his "filmmaking skills and his career."
He's also in the new Expendables 3 Thanks to Sly for believing in him, just like he did Arnold when no one else would, you the Man Sly...and that's a fact!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2333784/
As a Matter of Fact you deserve one of these too, but which one...I got it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8AWFf7EAc4
Never Forget, Never Surrender, Never Stop Loving, Never...Stop Learning, Never...
qVktip: If you want to copy and paste text from your Phone (Internet). Tap the First Word of the text you want to copy. Once the text is highlighted, place your thumb to the right of the text and pull down.
remember: To leave programs open in order to copy from one another. We do this by tapping the Home Key to start a program instead of hitting back on the current app you are in. Back Closes, Home Keeps Open.
qVktip: Having trouble with the screen moving on you when you want it to stay still, just press and hold your thumb somewhere in the middle of the text and hold 3 seconds, now the screen is locked. Just tap once to get out...TAP OUT :-P
Keep on Surfin'
Now that's Marketing...
Nike Football: Risk Everything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwxdEECNpZY
So good in fact it became legendary, so a movie had to be made...
http://www.nike.com/us/en_us/c/football/riskeverything?cp=us_fb_brm_4232014_su14_wcp2_ws_pix_N8893.270487BINGUS
Now that's how ya' do it...and that's a fact!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwxdEECNpZY
So good in fact it became legendary, so a movie had to be made...
http://www.nike.com/us/en_us/c/football/riskeverything?cp=us_fb_brm_4232014_su14_wcp2_ws_pix_N8893.270487BINGUS
Now that's how ya' do it...and that's a fact!
Thursday, July 3, 2014
Rant & Roll
Sometimes Continued...
Cupids Arrow flows through the tress, like the silent whisper of an Autumn breeze...
but when the blue falls from the skies, and if love is blind tell me how it sees...
It has been said that nothing is forever in this World and that there's more to life than some silly obsession of love between a boy and a girl.
As this may be true for some, I say if the opportunity ever presents itself and you meet that special someone, you got nothing to lose, so why not give it a whirl...
Cupids Arrow flows through the tress, like the silent whisper of an Autumn breeze...
but when the blue falls from the skies, and if love is blind tell me how it sees...
It has been said that nothing is forever in this World and that there's more to life than some silly obsession of love between a boy and a girl.
As this may be true for some, I say if the opportunity ever presents itself and you meet that special someone, you got nothing to lose, so why not give it a whirl...
Business Owners are Stupid...
So stupid in fact, that it just amazes us that you are still in business...
You take where we've worked, we've seen so many security problems we ran out of paper to write them down on, but we're International :-P WOOHOO!!! :-P
You don't have to work for a company to see the areas that are in need of improvement. The question is, how are you going to fix it...
quicktip: You need to have an internal employee that goes around to all your companies and make sure that they aren't going to get shocked by a faulty plug and the list goes on. Hmm, this used to be the owner...The person that can do it all, remember...
This 15.00 an hour thing reminds us of when we owned our own business.
Role Play:
Customer: Well I can go over to this "Other" person" for a lot cheaper.
Owner: Sure, we don't doubt it, but you'll only get the one thing they know, but with us you'll get "ALL" that we know, 1000 years of experience and counting! for that same hour!
...for just a little bit more.
You Employers have an employee that likes their job so much, that they want to negotiate with you on what is a competitive wage for the services they provide for the shit company you represent!
...That's F*KinG SEXY!
Owner: (Southern Draw) -> UHHH, Look, I got 50 gazillion people lined up at that door that wanna a job for 1.00 an hour, so leave if you want to.
POW: Sure, we see your point of view, but who's gonna train 'em???
There in lies the problem, "Training"
YOU GOT NOTHING ON US!!! When it comes to training...We Are The Best... and that's our First Fact!
sidenote: A perfect Example of Bad Training. http://seattletimes.com/html/nationworld/2023907178_boeingasianaxml.html If Boeing would have just trained them properly those people wouldn't have died. It's Boeing's Fault those people are dead!
leaningin: Karma? http://news.msn.com/us/train-derails-in-western-montana-3-cars-in-river
We vowed to teach our Grandmother computers and we didn't care how long it took to teach her, and because we are SO SMART! We knew exactly where to start...
Right Click Copy and Left Click Paste.
Grandma had been in accounting her whole life, worked with Main Frame accounting and Typewriters, so we knew we had a perfect student.
sidenote: There is no such thing as a bad student, just bad teachers.
I can't tell you how many times I reinstalled her computer, but it didn't matter, I had it on an image, so it took me less time to reinstall her computer than it did to find out what Grandma had to say...if you know what I mean hint hint ;-) ;-)
Gotta Love em'...and that's another fact!
I knew Grandma had knowledge, being in accounting and banking her whole life, so all I did was stick to the basics, right click copy and left click paste...
She knew how to type, but she didn't know the mouse, so all I did was show her, right click copy and left click paste...
She then learned "ON HER OWN" that the PC Keyboard has more abilities than a standard typewriter.
We gained 65 years of experience with only a 5 year investment! Mathematicians what kind of percentage is that?
What have you gained by paying 1.00 a week wages to a gazillion employees to one employer paying a gazillion dollars to just one employee?
sidenote: Another Great Example...Steve Jobs!
So back to the beginning, sure, KIS (Keep It Simple) NP (No Problem) you want more, you pay more!
You don't work harder, you work smarter. You pay that good employee double, you have them pick the team they need to get it done, then fire the rest.
You now teach them how to right click copy and left click paste, over and over again, until they learn how to make money.
"You can lead a Horse to Water, but you can't make it drink"...and that's our last fact!
You take where we've worked, we've seen so many security problems we ran out of paper to write them down on, but we're International :-P WOOHOO!!! :-P
You don't have to work for a company to see the areas that are in need of improvement. The question is, how are you going to fix it...
quicktip: You need to have an internal employee that goes around to all your companies and make sure that they aren't going to get shocked by a faulty plug and the list goes on. Hmm, this used to be the owner...The person that can do it all, remember...
This 15.00 an hour thing reminds us of when we owned our own business.
Role Play:
Customer: Well I can go over to this "Other" person" for a lot cheaper.
Owner: Sure, we don't doubt it, but you'll only get the one thing they know, but with us you'll get "ALL" that we know, 1000 years of experience and counting! for that same hour!
...for just a little bit more.
You Employers have an employee that likes their job so much, that they want to negotiate with you on what is a competitive wage for the services they provide for the shit company you represent!
...That's F*KinG SEXY!
Owner: (Southern Draw) -> UHHH, Look, I got 50 gazillion people lined up at that door that wanna a job for 1.00 an hour, so leave if you want to.
POW: Sure, we see your point of view, but who's gonna train 'em???
There in lies the problem, "Training"
YOU GOT NOTHING ON US!!! When it comes to training...We Are The Best... and that's our First Fact!
sidenote: A perfect Example of Bad Training. http://seattletimes.com/html/nationworld/2023907178_boeingasianaxml.html If Boeing would have just trained them properly those people wouldn't have died. It's Boeing's Fault those people are dead!
leaningin: Karma? http://news.msn.com/us/train-derails-in-western-montana-3-cars-in-river
We vowed to teach our Grandmother computers and we didn't care how long it took to teach her, and because we are SO SMART! We knew exactly where to start...
Right Click Copy and Left Click Paste.
Grandma had been in accounting her whole life, worked with Main Frame accounting and Typewriters, so we knew we had a perfect student.
sidenote: There is no such thing as a bad student, just bad teachers.
I can't tell you how many times I reinstalled her computer, but it didn't matter, I had it on an image, so it took me less time to reinstall her computer than it did to find out what Grandma had to say...if you know what I mean hint hint ;-) ;-)
Gotta Love em'...and that's another fact!
I knew Grandma had knowledge, being in accounting and banking her whole life, so all I did was stick to the basics, right click copy and left click paste...
She knew how to type, but she didn't know the mouse, so all I did was show her, right click copy and left click paste...
She then learned "ON HER OWN" that the PC Keyboard has more abilities than a standard typewriter.
We gained 65 years of experience with only a 5 year investment! Mathematicians what kind of percentage is that?
What have you gained by paying 1.00 a week wages to a gazillion employees to one employer paying a gazillion dollars to just one employee?
sidenote: Another Great Example...Steve Jobs!
So back to the beginning, sure, KIS (Keep It Simple) NP (No Problem) you want more, you pay more!
You don't work harder, you work smarter. You pay that good employee double, you have them pick the team they need to get it done, then fire the rest.
You now teach them how to right click copy and left click paste, over and over again, until they learn how to make money.
"You can lead a Horse to Water, but you can't make it drink"...and that's our last fact!
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
In The News
AT&T 1
T- Mobile 1
http://www.ecommercetimes.com/story/80683.html
This is the first of what is to be. See now why we couldn't just up and leave AT&T after SO MANY YEARS of Excellent service, for a few bucks.
Looks like we were right again and our point faVors, which makes AT&T 2 and T-? 1...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEOZLQ3d1FI
I like this one better, what do you think...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1LOm69hpR0
Ooohh, wait a minute, what about this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3VSN78l8eU
Check this one out...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrLk4vdY28Q
Oh WOW, you gotta hear this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8AWFf7EAc4
Oh, here's a sexy version of it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k29JxVCKBBM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWIPwxipQpI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBg781Id1Kw
Well if we got those, you know we're gonna get this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQyvLtAaQM
and of course this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VstjOaZvstw
How did I not think of this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxNIYFXQ6Wo
Piano Version...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnNnOLl5z8k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGWa2fdjlOI
Phewww, someone thought about it also...Thank GOD...
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5BD2C62AC2A71569
sidenote: This song is really cool. If you notice the artists just sort of pick what lyrics they want to play and what order they need to be in :-D It's Awesome, it's like that old saying, "You can't open up to a wrong page in the Bible"
This one stands out a bit, notice she's smiling when she starts the song, but once she stops smiling pay attention to her expression...CLASSIC! She is not enthused, but you have to keep watching, a lot of Talent in this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGsxSdpQhY8
Oh yeah, there is this one...See if you can notice the difference between Jayme Dee's and her style...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6rNtBBspdo
You know, Baffled isn't really a description of what David was feeling then, Embattled would have been better. Think about it, you know damn well that he turned to one of his Generals while they were fighting and yelled, GOD I LOVE THIS SH*T! So you see, he knew love. It comes down to that interpretation thing again, and a Universal Voice. One Persons perception is another Person's reality.
...also there are two more verses that should be changed:
Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you? WTH does that come from and think about adding "baby" to ...and every breath...remove and replace with baby every breath we...
One now wonders why John Legere wasn't promoted with AT&T, was it an ethics call by AT&T...One Wonders...
T- Mobile 1
http://www.ecommercetimes.com/story/80683.html
This is the first of what is to be. See now why we couldn't just up and leave AT&T after SO MANY YEARS of Excellent service, for a few bucks.
Looks like we were right again and our point faVors, which makes AT&T 2 and T-? 1...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEOZLQ3d1FI
I like this one better, what do you think...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1LOm69hpR0
Ooohh, wait a minute, what about this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3VSN78l8eU
Check this one out...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrLk4vdY28Q
Oh WOW, you gotta hear this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8AWFf7EAc4
Oh, here's a sexy version of it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k29JxVCKBBM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWIPwxipQpI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBg781Id1Kw
Well if we got those, you know we're gonna get this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQyvLtAaQM
and of course this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VstjOaZvstw
How did I not think of this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxNIYFXQ6Wo
Piano Version...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnNnOLl5z8k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGWa2fdjlOI
Phewww, someone thought about it also...Thank GOD...
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5BD2C62AC2A71569
sidenote: This song is really cool. If you notice the artists just sort of pick what lyrics they want to play and what order they need to be in :-D It's Awesome, it's like that old saying, "You can't open up to a wrong page in the Bible"
This one stands out a bit, notice she's smiling when she starts the song, but once she stops smiling pay attention to her expression...CLASSIC! She is not enthused, but you have to keep watching, a lot of Talent in this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGsxSdpQhY8
Oh yeah, there is this one...See if you can notice the difference between Jayme Dee's and her style...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6rNtBBspdo
You know, Baffled isn't really a description of what David was feeling then, Embattled would have been better. Think about it, you know damn well that he turned to one of his Generals while they were fighting and yelled, GOD I LOVE THIS SH*T! So you see, he knew love. It comes down to that interpretation thing again, and a Universal Voice. One Persons perception is another Person's reality.
...also there are two more verses that should be changed:
Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you? WTH does that come from and think about adding "baby" to ...and every breath...remove and replace with baby every breath we...
One now wonders why John Legere wasn't promoted with AT&T, was it an ethics call by AT&T...One Wonders...
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
OH WHAAAA!!!
Like it's a big deal that Hobby Lobby won't pay for the "Morning After Pill" typical media making a mountain out of a mole-hill...or is it the "Drama" crowd...
The Facts are:
"The fact is that out of some 20 available means of contraception, Hobby Lobby's insurance plan will pay for 16, which include the following:
1.Male condoms
2.Female condoms
3.Diaphragms with spermicide
4.Sponges with spermicide
5.Cervical caps with spermicide
6.Spermicide alone
7.Birth-control pills with estrogen and progestin (“Combined Pill)
8.Birth-control pills with progestin alone (“The Mini Pill)
9.Birth control pills (extended/continuous use)
10.Contraceptive patches
11.Contraceptive rings
12.Progestin injections
13.Implantable rods
14.Vasectomies
15.Female sterilization surgeries
16.Female sterilization implants
'Granted, the women aren't signing up for the male condoms or a vasectomy. But those are means of contraception available to couples.'
The contraceptives to which Hobby Lobby objects are:
1.Plan B (“The Morning After Pill”)
2.Ella (a similar type of “emergency contraception”)
3.Copper Intra-Uterine Device
4.IUD with progestin"
Get a hobby already...
The Facts are:
"The fact is that out of some 20 available means of contraception, Hobby Lobby's insurance plan will pay for 16, which include the following:
1.Male condoms
2.Female condoms
3.Diaphragms with spermicide
4.Sponges with spermicide
5.Cervical caps with spermicide
6.Spermicide alone
7.Birth-control pills with estrogen and progestin (“Combined Pill)
8.Birth-control pills with progestin alone (“The Mini Pill)
9.Birth control pills (extended/continuous use)
10.Contraceptive patches
11.Contraceptive rings
12.Progestin injections
13.Implantable rods
14.Vasectomies
15.Female sterilization surgeries
16.Female sterilization implants
'Granted, the women aren't signing up for the male condoms or a vasectomy. But those are means of contraception available to couples.'
The contraceptives to which Hobby Lobby objects are:
1.Plan B (“The Morning After Pill”)
2.Ella (a similar type of “emergency contraception”)
3.Copper Intra-Uterine Device
4.IUD with progestin"
Get a hobby already...
What will the language be...
Recently a company just came up with an idea for social media with emojis...only.
Removing the words removes spam they say, so, that's one reason to switch.
The idea is clever, but the idea is further and that is, what will be the communicable language?
It's hard to believe that just one nation could have the speech in all parts of the World, but that is changing and changing fast.
America is set up perfect for this type of experiment because we are a Diverse population, which is good and bad.
The bad is obvious, HTH are we suppose to learn "EVERY" language...exactly, so we thought...
We remember seeing these guys on some documentary about how they came up with the voices for the Klingons, and used like really crazy data to support his theories.
I wonder if he could create an algorithm with all the languages that we speak, and start creating a universal language, and quick!
Most arguments are over someone's interpretation of a joke, but the receiver didn't find it funny because they didn't understand the punch line.
You see it all the time that most people only know the uni-lateral code of any language, the part they miss is the tense ;-)
I think we need to start creating a World Voice, so everyone can hear and understand what each of us is saying, and maybe, we can start "Laughing" at the joke instead of the opposite of...
A horse walks into a Bar and the Bartender asks him, why the long face...
Removing the words removes spam they say, so, that's one reason to switch.
The idea is clever, but the idea is further and that is, what will be the communicable language?
It's hard to believe that just one nation could have the speech in all parts of the World, but that is changing and changing fast.
America is set up perfect for this type of experiment because we are a Diverse population, which is good and bad.
The bad is obvious, HTH are we suppose to learn "EVERY" language...exactly, so we thought...
We remember seeing these guys on some documentary about how they came up with the voices for the Klingons, and used like really crazy data to support his theories.
I wonder if he could create an algorithm with all the languages that we speak, and start creating a universal language, and quick!
Most arguments are over someone's interpretation of a joke, but the receiver didn't find it funny because they didn't understand the punch line.
You see it all the time that most people only know the uni-lateral code of any language, the part they miss is the tense ;-)
I think we need to start creating a World Voice, so everyone can hear and understand what each of us is saying, and maybe, we can start "Laughing" at the joke instead of the opposite of...
A horse walks into a Bar and the Bartender asks him, why the long face...