Satya Nadella.
Move over Margaret CRUSHING "Meg" Whitman and make room for your new King of Sting!
Ol' Meg had an agenda and a five year plan to make HP a profit and so far she is right on track, 16,000 employees later.
Satya the New CEO for MS came out with a statement that said either get with the program or get out, well I guess they're getting out.
Satya has just announced 6,000 jobs being cut.
Satya must have read the Meg Whitman handbook on how to make a profit by firing employees.
The Book title "If you can't Produce reduce" is the nations top seller on Bookstands today, go get yourself a copy and begin your decline TODAY!
sidenote: They could only afford paper back this go around, but expect the hard cover on the next wave of cuts!
You too can reap the benefits of this effective profit model and "Proven" techniques of the CEO's of Doom!
If you run for President Meg you should think about bringing on Satya as your VP, because you have so much in common :-)
You know "Birds of a Feather, Flock Together"...
sidenote: Women of America want a woman President so bad they would re-elect Queen Mary I “Bloody Mary” if she was still alive just to say they elected a Woman...and that's a fact!
...or GOD forbid, Hillary Clinton and the Hillary Clinton Laugh...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlBQ_dTL7os
It's what MS gets for hiring a Left Brained thinking computer tech to run their Company.
I bet that the speech he gave those employees was a Grandstand speech that promised results and Change...
We hate to say we told you so, ahh, who we kidding WE TOLD YOU SO!!!
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