So you think Hardware Is Obsolete...

Really...Then why is it that IBM has more employees than any of you?

Not by a thin margin, but by 400% more employees than any of you software company/resellers.

IBM easily has 500,000 employees, where as the rest of you fall under 100,000.

So if Hardware is obsolete, why are they kicking all your asses?

Answer: They are trying harder than any of you.

Answer: They have better Focus than any of you.

Answer: They are smarter than any of you.

The funny thing is that they really aren't good at Software, but really good at Hardware :-D now that's Ironic!

They are basically just selling bare-bone boxes :-D that's really funny, and yet, none of you can sell a box with software pre-loaded on it :-D that even Funnier!

It's also pathetic at the same time :-(

sidenote: It's not all your fault, the software hasn't been worthy of choice lately, but soon, very soon...

There are only a few countries that are privileged enough to have Hardware, and yet the rest of the World doesn't and yet you can't seem to figure out how to make a sale to someone that doesn't have anything? Weird.

...so something is better than nothing, GET IT?!

There's an old saying, "A Good Salesman can sell a Ketchup Popsicle to a Woman Wearing White Gloves."

Now keep in mind that it's an old saying you Women's Lib Man Eaters out there, remember that it's an "OLD" Saying, so it's not a War On Women thing, just an Old Quote. Calm Down, it's okay, breeeeeath...phewww.

However, women and men can sell in today's modern world and yet, you still can't, and that's sad!

Especially when more than half the world is without hardware.

Millennials won't listen and the Baby Boomers can't train.

ex. A Company is being created that designed a device that took them 7 years to make. The bulk of the design time was used to create how this device should look and stand. 7 years it took them and after 7 years, what did they create...The Cup!

That's right, they took 7 years to design a Cup and they think that it's a marvel sensation that no one has ever thought of, and yet I am drinking out of a Cup right now.

Oh yeah, the cup also is able to hold...music please...LIQUID! WOW! Really it can hold liquid?

That's amazing, and to think all this time I was using my cup of "Holding My Hands Together" to hold the liquid, huh!

The other amazing thing this cup does is let you know what type of Liquid you are putting into it and what the ingredients are which is fantastic because I would cup my hands together for any old liquid.

I used to read the labels that were on the side of the container, but now the cup will tell you what it has in it.

sidenote: Do you think I am so stupid  that I can't figure out that this device was designed for the blind? HMM! So tell me smarty pants, how is a blind person able to read and a deaf person able to hear...

Like if you pour a Beer Into this Amazing Device Codename: Cup, it will tell you that you have...music please...Beer in your cup. WOW!

...and it only took them 7 years to invent it, truly impressed. I wonder who they could sell this device to, it's only 200 dollars, maybe another Millennial that is using their hands as a cup...

This is why the world is screwed up. They created a software that deletes your pictures after you download them and companies wanted to buy this software for almost 4 billion dollars.

FKN Amazing, it can delete? What a concept...btw, What is delete...

sidenote: And in the end come to find out that the delete button wasn't working and apparently nobody knew about it...all it had was "TWO" functions; Send and Delete and they couldn't get one of them to work...and they wanted 4 billion dollars...

Anyway, the "Cup" thing is a Hardware Solution and believe me when I tell you, it will sell without a doubt, because it's something no one has obviously ever seen before.

A Cup that stands on its own, holds liquid and tells you what type of Liquid you are pouring into it for "ONLY" 200.00 dollars, and looks like a...CUP, truly Amazing!

I guess we'll just have to revert back to IBM because those Millennials are just too smart for us :-(

Oh, almost forgot, it has this thing called...just a minute let me look it up...oh yeah, A Lid? Have no idea what the hell that is, but apparently it keeps the liquid from coming out...Sounds great!

So you can pour your liquid in this device Codenamed CUP, it will tell you the ingredients and what you are putting in it, and this Lid thing keeps the liquid from coming out, for only 200.00 ;-)

You know instead of calling this thing the Vessyle, you should think about calling it the "Time Capsule" you know, because the liquid won't come out with this Lid thingy on it...Maybe we'll leave Time Capsule for another study. Information Overload :-D

What will they think of next...A Straw? It's an accessory item so more than likely you'll have to purchase that extra, but don't worry, it'll probably "ONLY" cost like...50.00 :-D

That's really nothing when you think about what the straw can do...It will display, The Liquid is going UP...The Liquid is going down...

However, don't expect it anytime soon, because it's gonna take at least...3 years for them to "Invent The Look" of the straw and another year or 2 for the straw cover/sheath :-D

You know what's funny, is that we remember having this conversation back in 1990 and the purpose for the sheath on the straw.

Straws used to have them on it, and servers used to pull off the bottom part of the straw while holding on to the paper and leaving the "TOP" End of the paper, attached to the end of the straw.

This way, your hands never touch the Naked Straw, but yet, here we are again, teaching the youngsters something they should already know.

BAD TRAINING + BAD LISTENERS = LAZINESS!!! History repeats itself over and over again until either you get it right or you just give up...and that's a sad fact!

FYI: Thank you Stephen :-) for the Heads UP!

**UPDATE**
Bloomberg's Cory Johnson reports on Hewlett-Packard Chief Executive Officer Meg Whitman taking on the Chairman role at the pc maker. Well you know what they say, "if you can't do, Teach!"

IBM needs their deal to produce business software with Apple; Apple and investors are thinking that IBM is making the most money, and they might be, but remember what we said? Sure you could go across the street and get the one thing that guy knows or you could spend a little more and get a 1000 years of experience instead.

IBM has been working with Berkshire and Hathaway one of the most successful companies I can think of and IBM was a part of it all along.

The same goes for IBM, if they didn't do their part you know ol' Warren wouldn't still be with them.

What is IBM missing...Flare. They're kind of the different kids in the room, come from a different family, but that doesn't make them bad, it's makes them Interesting.

Right now Dell is selling back office solutions to companies using QuickBooks and it's an okay solution, but now you can have IBM's BackOffice Product.

Far more superior, but lacks a little substance and flare. All you gotta do is give it a makeover, stay secure and make it affordable, and Viola a Market is Open!

IBM has money, they just need help and have even came straight out and admitted that. Help me to help you, or as they say...

"The Name of the Game is Sales and how we keep Score is with Profit"...and that's a fact!

...and Acronis can be your Cloud Solution IBM, Apple for Flare ;-)

The problem with Apple and Microsoft is that they produce it all which is expensive and really not that reliable.

It's time all you beautiful minds come together and make something spectacular, then sell it and become Real Billionaires, not some Dysfunctional Two Function 4 billion dollar Gimmick!