Will Retail Marijuana Sales Improve...

Yes.

The advantages to Retail sales is that they are "Happy" to see you and are open on a guaranteed schedule.

Sure, which means that you won't be able to call up your retailer at Midnight, but maybe in time, but for now, locals have the Midnight Shift ;-)

However, MJ isn't really a "Midnight" seller, that's more for Harder Chemicals, "The Freaks Come Out at Night"

sidenote: Advantage Retailer: Most Private Drug Dealers don't have a Drivers License or a Car or both (true loser) but you do...Free Delivery Service Anyone??? Background Check Required ;-)

The problem with the free market sales of MJ is that you have to deal with the dealers DRAMA!

You have to call in advance, you have to call after the advance and send a text after the last advance before you can come over, but it doesn't stop there.

You gotta deal with their abusiveness towards their old lady or their objections to duck crossing signs by the speed bumps or some irrational bullshit!

Not only that, but just to add salt to the wound they'll usually only sell you singles or doubles, because that is where the money is at, gram or 2 grams; nubs or dubs ;-)

sidenote: One Gram is equivalent to 2 joints.

Currently the Free Market price is 10.00 for a gram and 20 dollars for two grams, whereas the Retail Market is 20.00 a gram and 40.00 for 2 grams.

Not only that, it's not like going to 7-Eleven nonononono, you have to drive a long ways to make sure you are out of School Zones, but still is reasonable compared to the alternative.

It's not enough that you have to wait and schedule an appointment days in advance before you can get your order, it's that you have to put up with their slowness.

GOD BLESS EM! All they are trying to do is make a connection like Saul Silver (Paul Franco) tried to do with Dale Denton (Seth Rogen) in Pineapple Express.

The problem is the dealer is smoking all day so when you come over they are usually so HIGH that they don't know what time it is or do they care, but you do.

You do because you just want to get high and they want to talk to you for however long it takes them to finish their story or 4 hours later, whichever comes first.

With Retail, You walk in, They say, May I help You? You say...Yes! You tell them what you want, they show you what they have available, you say how much, they tell you, you get out your money, they ring you up, you leave and they say, Thank You...Come Again! :-)

Total Time...7 Minutes...

So you see, unless Free Market Vendors lose the Euphoric Ora of their presence, then Yes, Retail Sales will not only Improve, they'll be able to replace their own Damn Transmission...and that's a fact!