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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Here's an Idea

Lease a Life...

It's just like a Dating Site, but with this solution, it's not the traditional let's meet once, coffee, run, walk, dinner, then another date, sporting event, dancing, then the picnic then...you know ;-)

A dating service can be used as a tool that helps you find people of interest and same interests, but what if you could just cut to the chase and say, this is what I need!

Create a Contract that can be broke at "ANY" time, but while in the contract, you have to follow the rules...

Create a Lease that creates the Married Life you "Think" you want/need with all the bells and whistles that come with a marriage.

It could be a real life person looking for a spouse, but don't necessarily want sex maybe, or maybe they do, but the idea is more for the life you think you want to live.

You would be responsible for the bills like you were married and could use a tax deduction as well like you are married, common law ;-)

YOU CANNOT GET DIVORCED!

The contract is just over and you move to another Lease a Life candidate. As for the bills for the current Lease, would be figured into the contract upfront.

The Leaser will provide the requirements needed to support their lifestyle and the Leasee would agree to their conditions and would provide a 30 day fund for the 30 day notice...

The contract can end at "ANY" time and whatever is left over in the month is paid out of the...Deposit you pay for that 30 day advanced notice.

If their is any money left, you can get a refund, you can pay it forward you can leave a tip ;-), but no strings attached, just a Lease.

There doesn't have to be love at all, just strictly plutonic a...beta test if you will, a dry run ;-P on what Life is all about.

You could live your wildest fantasy, your dream life whatever, but Love/Sex is optional and could be scheduled?

If you don't hold up to your bargain in all Lease requirements you could be replaced/removed/fined/banned, and you will lose your entire deposit!

Whatever, but remember, you could just do it to do it to see what it's all about.

sidenote: There is however, a minimum requirement one must be obligated to the lease before entering into holy matrimony...NO EXCEPTIONS! or be disqualified, loss of deposit and banned!

You are skipping all the festivities like the Wedding, the bachelor parties, it's right to work with this Lease, hired on the spot, no appointment necessary...

...however, if at the end of the lease you decide to purchase then by all means, GET MARRIED, and if you want, you could create another lease requirement for the "REAL" Marriage, like a Prenup, a buyout, an upgrade or just end the lease all together and just get married and live your life...

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