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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Here's an Idea

Lease a Life...

It's just like a Dating Site, but with this solution, it's not the traditional let's meet once, coffee, run, walk, dinner, then another date, sporting event, dancing, then the picnic then...you know ;-)

A dating service can be used as a tool that helps you find people of interest and same interests, but what if you could just cut to the chase and say, this is what I need!

Create a Contract that can be broke at "ANY" time, but while in the contract, you have to follow the rules...

Create a Lease that creates the Married Life you "Think" you want/need with all the bells and whistles that come with a marriage.

It could be a real life person looking for a spouse, but don't necessarily want sex maybe, or maybe they do, but the idea is more for the life you think you want to live.

You would be responsible for the bills like you were married and could use a tax deduction as well like you are married, common law ;-)

YOU CANNOT GET DIVORCED!

The contract is just over and you move to another Lease a Life candidate. As for the bills for the current Lease, would be figured into the contract upfront.

The Leaser will provide the requirements needed to support their lifestyle and the Leasee would agree to their conditions and would provide a 30 day fund for the 30 day notice...

The contract can end at "ANY" time and whatever is left over in the month is paid out of the...Deposit you pay for that 30 day advanced notice.

If their is any money left, you can get a refund, you can pay it forward you can leave a tip ;-), but no strings attached, just a Lease.

There doesn't have to be love at all, just strictly plutonic a...beta test if you will, a dry run ;-P on what Life is all about.

You could live your wildest fantasy, your dream life whatever, but Love/Sex is optional and could be scheduled?

If you don't hold up to your bargain in all Lease requirements you could be replaced/removed/fined/banned, and you will lose your entire deposit!

Whatever, but remember, you could just do it to do it to see what it's all about.

sidenote: There is however, a minimum requirement one must be obligated to the lease before entering into holy matrimony...NO EXCEPTIONS! or be disqualified, loss of deposit and banned!

You are skipping all the festivities like the Wedding, the bachelor parties, it's right to work with this Lease, hired on the spot, no appointment necessary...

...however, if at the end of the lease you decide to purchase then by all means, GET MARRIED, and if you want, you could create another lease requirement for the "REAL" Marriage, like a Prenup, a buyout, an upgrade or just end the lease all together and just get married and live your life...

Here's an Idea

With all the data breaches lately you could just imagine how hard it is for the bank to continue to replace your compromised credit card(s)...every week...

Isn't it nice that these companies have been forthcoming with you on their breaches? It sure is, but what about the companies that aren't...forthcoming...

The other thing that is interesting is on how they can determine "Exactly" what was breached and what wasn't...anyway.

They now have Insurance cards that can be sent to your tablet/phone/phablet...phoblet ;-) and just an image is proof enough in case of emergencies.

So why can't they do that with credit cards. You would think that they would make a credit card that changes with every use...

It would be a virtual file saved in the cloud that you can scan from your portable device just like the insurance card, can be used, but with the Credit Card the card # changes :-)

On every purchase! Encryption of some sort would be used if in case the file was saved to another device and ID would be required with purchase or exchange.

They say that most people develop a limp because we have wallets in our pockets, so, remove an item at a time if need be and fix that limp :-)

Plus it will save a lot of resources that it takes to make those plastic cards. Oil and Water...

...or 3D printers...you could send them electronically to a 3D printer faster than you could mail and make one.

No Mailing, real time recovery...Oil and Water saved :-)

All kinds of solutions that improve on the current model. What can you think of...

Sunday, September 28, 2014

VOTE NO on I594

If you have to ask, means you don't know...so find out soon, before it's too late...

"The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution protects the right of individuals to keep and bear arms."

Bill Gates & Michael Bloomberg No Show on Debate Over Gun Control Initiative 594...
http://www.ammoland.com/2014/09/bill-gates-michael-bloomberg-no-show-on-debate-over-gun-control/#axzz3EfT0FH2n

All they are trying to do is get rid of your right to bear arms, because they are afraid of you, now that you know the truth about them...and that's a fact!

"If Washington state passes Initiative 594, the consequences will be a ZERO PERCENT reduction in violent crime, and it will never be repealed"...and that's another fact!

"The TV commercial shows a person selling a rifle in a parking lot at night, this is what law-abiding citizens do? I do not appreciate the condescending stereotype conveyed, no intelligent person should. This alone should tell you the creators of I-594 are less than honest." Agreed!

..."Did you know that you can already perform a private party transfer like this via an FFL, WITHOUT the government forcing you to do so by law? The ATF made this possible back in March of 2013." (Read it here)

Monday, September 22, 2014

Apple's Genius

Is to create the pager effect of yesteryear. The problem with pulse or vibration or both notifications have side effects.

You'll wake up in the middle of the night because you think that you just got a page and grab your hip, but instead was the side effect of the vibration made from the pager. The pager would be on he nightstand.

It's the Voice and Visual effect that would be the improved solution to the...vibration thing :-P

Prescription or Vanity Glasswear could be infused with smart glass technology that allows a readout of what you need to see.

You could also have it go to an ear device as well.

This technology is already present which begs the question...why did you come out with the digitally remastered analog vibration version of the pager...

Just weird, no Solar either, very disappointing, but nice screens.

Vibration just isn't thought out enough. Smart Glass technology can't be that expensive, 345-645.00 to rival the Google Glass product.

Stop listening to those nostalgic HP Web OS crew. The Stylus...YOU GOT THAT STYLUS DIDN'T YA :-D unbelievable, Apple you're suppose to have your life planned out for you...

Vibration is nostalgic, offensive, confusing, alarming, surprising, debilitating, habit forming :-D on and on and on...

The Visual will be able to detect traffic, traffic lights and create patterns in best ways traveled. It would have to learn from you on the Visual and will be the fastest way to an end solution.

It can even tell you that you walk with a limp that you didn't know about and will suggest an insole to give you a lift ;-) The Dr. Scholls App :-)

The Voice can be interruptive, but if outputted differently left/right ear can limit the obstruction to a minimum.

The Stylus, you crack me up :-D

**UPDATE**

Okay, I think that the reason they haven't came out with Solar Charging Cell devices is because they are having trouble auto switching to backup/sync.

Not only that, I bet that charging the device might take up battery juice :-D which may impede performance on the phone if the device is being used while charging and or backing up.

Backup is always a difficult and expensive procedure in a Real Time environment, but manageable.

You're going to have to create the American version of what the Swiss would do/doing ;-) that involves watches and smart technology.

Watches charge by motion, so that is the primary charging since you're constantly moving, then proximity chargers for downtime charges.

Solar will also be active, so you'll have three sources of charging.

Watches haven't been around in awhile, so there is a want for them again, and a need. Plus, before watches kinda went out, they were getting big.

If you notice that the watches that are being worn again are Big Face watches, so, that gives you the fashion go signal, while yielding you the room to add redundancy to the watches.

A Fourth: What about having the band of the watch double as an AC/Charger wall plugin :-) in case you are on a short trip and you don't want to bring a bunch of chargers with you or you forgot it...

or in the watch...sure, there could be an electric/manual horizontal slide that comes out and exposes the plugins...they'll be horizontal as well and will fold out to shape a plug when used electric/manual :-)

Redundancy...

sidenote: They have watches for all types of activities and this solution would work on the majority of them, but for the "Dress" watch...maybe too clunky, but you never know until you try :-)

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Congratulations Seahawks

A well deserved Win. We told you that Marshawn was a Great Player and now apparently he can...FLY? YEP! He Flies ;-)

Manning is winning every day, so when it's time for championships, it's just another win day for him, win or lose ;-)

What do you give a person that has everything...nothing.

You got lucky again Peyton, you get to hide behind your defense. You could see it in their eyes that "Get the Ball" wasn't in em' :-( you wouldn't know about that would ya' Peyton...

**UPDATE**

It makes us laugh to listen to Seahawks fans claim their victory today, when just yesterday they were pissing their pants, because what took the Seahawks an entire game to do, only took the Broncos a couple of minutes.

It came down to a coin toss to decide the end of the game and it took a QB to leave the safety of his pocket in order to make the yardage he did, otherwise they weren't going anywhere.

But we lament, it's real simple for anyone to play Seahawks here on out.

The trick to "Beating" the Seahawks is to do what they do, intimidation. All you have to do is get right back in their face and they will back down faster than you can say...BOO!

The Seahawks are from a Corporate mentality and Corporate mentality is intimidation fueled by money.

You know the type, they usually make statements like...I'll Give You The World...

The thing of it is, the Seahawks players aren't getting paid what they deserve, but buy into the corporate carrot promise.

Which tells us also that the Seahawks don't have anything to lose either...

The only person that gets it is Marshawn Lynch when he refused to go to practice until he got his demands met. He didn't, he compromised and got 1.5 million for his charity.

...or so the story goes...

The Seahawks haven't won a Game this year, you all just lost...and that's a fact!

The War in Afghanistan...

Is over one thing and one thing only "Lithium"

...No, not for the ultimate weedseed, nononono, you wouldn't find that there, and if you are you're only wasting your time...because the Ultimate weedseed is in China...and that's a fact!

"The Spoils of the War on Afghanistan, One Trillion Dollars of Lithium: The Future of Silicon Valley may lie in the Mountains of Afghanistan"

...isn't that right Panasonic...

Lithium Ion is unstable and will explode due to heat. As shown in the recent Boeing 787 explosion. Plus the longevity of lithium Ion is best going to get 5 years out of use...maybe, typically only two years. "thermal runaway"
http://www.pcworld.com/article/2685192/scary-video-highlights-danger-of-damaged-lithium-ion-batteries.html

Lithium Imide is the safest and cheapest solution for Batteries and lasts longer.

Lithium Polymer refers to a design more than a type of potentially dangerous compound. Lithium Polymer batteries are in pouch format. Unlike cylindrical and prismatic cells...

The denomination "lithium polymer" has caused confusion among battery users. It may be interpreted in two ways. Originally, "lithium polymer" stood for a developing technology using a polymer electrolyte instead of the more common liquid electrolyte. The result is a "plastic" cell, which theoretically could be thin, flexible, and manufactured in different shapes, without risk of electrolyte leakage. This technology has not been fully developed and commercialized, and research is ongoing." WiKi

hmmm, okay, I have made this claim before about Lithium Imide is better than Lithium Ion and that is true, but the one part I learned was which component was actually volatile...

and that is Lithium. Here is how it goes: "Lithium" which is used in all these solutions, is a Metal that is used for electronics and is an Alkali.

This is what we learned:

Alkali metals can explode if they are exposed to water:

The Alkali Metals are:
•Lithium
•Sodium
•Potassium
•Rubidium
•Cesium
•Francium

So...is Imide the missing component (ground) for Ion that prevents Lithium from going exothermic...

I think so, which means that the solution is focusing on reactive instead of proactive.

So they know the problem, yet avoid the solution, by using the Automotive Theory :-(

Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

Business woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?

Narrator: You wouldn't believe.

Business woman on plane: Which car company do you work for?

Narrator: A major one.

GM - 57 cents and 19 deaths later...

As of 17 August 2014, there have been 3,466 coalition deaths in Afghanistan as part of ongoing coalition operations...

Friday, September 19, 2014

Do I stay or Do I go Now...

If I stay there will be trouble, if I go it will be double...

Tech Times says no to iOS 8
http://www.techtimes.com/articles/15842/20140919/ios-8-release-apple-rolls-out-latest-update-but-dont-upgrade-today.htm

Incomplete, Incomplete...If you aren't using your phone for business and you don't require proprietary software for the version you have, then by all means UPGRADE!

People will be writing for the new software immediately so might as well have some fun with it, and yes, you'll be able to go back to 7, if they had it on there before...exactly ;-)

It's ironic of Tech Times to tell Apple users to not upgrade when Apple users spend the night to just be the first one to have an iPhone...really?!

Don't upgrade :-P

**UPDATE**

Lucky you, they had a bug, and now they have a fix, you guys are so lucky. That's fun for a Tech, the problems side of things with the phones. We wish we could have been there with you...

All that drama, the days in line to wait for them to start selling the device and now it bends
Awesome, think of it like Taffy :-)

What about the Apple Pay, do they know where your money is...do you?

We are soooo jealous that you guys are having all that fun, you are so LUCKY! Windows Users don't get to go through all that Drama ;-)

Maybe this is a look into the future with Flexible Devices? RUBBER :-D there's a reason for everything...and that's a fact!

Then you got this:
"A software bug that could be used to take control of hundreds of millions of machines around the world, potentially including Macintosh computers and smartphones that use the Android operating system."
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/26/technology/security-experts-expect-shellshock-software-bug-to-be-significant.html?_r=0

MAAANN, YOU GUYS ARE SOOO LUCKY!!!

AMERICA NEEDS AN AUTOBAHN

Let's turn the Lincoln Highway into the FASTEST HIGHWAY IN THE WORLD!!!

We have the technology, all we lack is the...Law allowing it :-(

Let's get the last we can out of driving because sooner than later, we'll be flying. So Google with their limited vision missed that one :-(

It could yield a lot of money for the Auto Industry, because Men are going to be getting their dream cars and will need a place to drive them...really really fast, zoom zoom...

We've outgrown the amusement parks and they're all breaking down anyway :-(

Plus, how long do you think roads will still be drivable? We are already seeing struggles in Gas Tax with the electrics, and bicycles aren't paying road tax, like they should be.

sidenote: Bicycles need to be registered also, so, instant revenue ;-) cha-ching...

Anyway, LET US DRIVE FAST!!! LET PEOPLE LET OUT SOME FKN' ANXIETY!!!

Why does Danica Patrick get to have all the fun?

Lincoln Highway won't be the only fastest highway in America, don't think so small. We have plenty of rural highways with nothing around that are 70 miles an hour already.

70 miles an hour...so what's gonna be left anyway...270 or 70 is a closed casket, so might as well do it at 270 ;-)

Let it GOOOOOO Abe would want it that way...and that's a fact!

Windows Is Sexy

The rest are not...

uhuh...Apple is Pretty, big DIFFERENCE ;-)

note to self: Create Right click option to change lower case to UPPER CASE

Where's Fletch...

Have you seen Fletch...FLETCH!!!

...probably those damn Hannerhans!

Blue Horshoe Loves...

Cloudera.com
http://www.cloudera.com/content/cloudera/en/home.html

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Duhhh, What do we do George...

what do we do...

This is so simple it's stupid.

When in doubt just look at the Justice system and go from there. Official Offices, like govt. and state agencies and schools!

When someone is being investigated they are sent away on "Paid Administrative Leave" until the investigation is over.

sidenote: You can take it to the bank that if a Woman knows who saw this video and is questioned...will positively and without a doubt let everyone know exactly who watched that video. Women love emotions and will embrace them anyway they can.

Unless charges are filed the player is allowed to play. Just like Ray Rice, she didn't file charges, and neither did he, so the state can't pick it up.

So Ray Rice should be allowed to come back to the Ravens with Contract reinstated or his outright release to another team like...Dallas to pick up his contract :-)

However, if they don't renew his contract it doesn't say much to either his character or their interest in you, so once you lose the trust baby, you know the rest...

When charges are pending is when players should be taken out of the game and like an official is not allowed to even be at the game as a Fan let alone a player, but paid.

Now as for hiring these three women to monitor domestic abuse seems a bit leaned :-( who's going to monitor the three vixens...

Women abuse men, men that have been trained/and or experienced abuse should also be present to recognize signs in men.

2 men and 2 women.

What people don't seem to understand is that the NFL is not some little babysitting service, it's a Multi-billion Dollar Football Sport Entertainment Babysitting Service! :-D

sidenote: Don't bite the hand that feeds you! }:->

So for you to think that it's the fault of the NFL is like flipping off the person you just cut off!

It's a legal thing, it's a morality thing, and the best thing that can happen is Ray Rice just come out, which he did, then just quit sports and go stick his head in the sand for the rest of his life.

cannedrebuttal: Idle Hands are the Devils Playtoy...

It would be better to keep him in the spotlight for the constant reminder always around him reminding him and inquiring if all is well from time to time, is the Intervention he needs.

example: Adrian Peterson has been indicted (charged "formally") so what should they do class...exactly, "Paid Administrative Leave"...and that's a fact!

sidenote: Anheuser-Busch rebuked the NFL with extreme criticism...Thanks Bud, but I'm pretty sure it was "you" that caused the fight ;-P

**UPDATE**

Look it's real simple: The NFL is like any Company and should be open armed about their policies on abuse in General.

Their responsibility like all corporations is, "Awareness, Policy and Action"

sidenote: If you don't think that the NFL has a policy already written about all of the issues that are going on, you're not paying attention...MULTI-BILLION Dollar Corporation, they can afford an Attorney. They keep em' on retainer for all situations ;-)

The only new thing is the emphasis on "Awareness" and the charitable acts that will follow for Domestic Violence.

This isn't something that gets figured out and solved in a season, or before the first game, it's years of therapy for some, so how could that be a responsibility of the NFL?

The DVW Squad is to assess the situation and make recommendations on whether or not they should see a doctor or not...NEXT!

They have insurance, they hire 3rd party, Obama Care, w/e doctors that take insurance and they send them off to them, if the doctor says they can play, they play, but if they don't...they don't.

The unasked question in all of this is what are the Felony Restrictions of the NFL? and on that note, what are the Non-Felony?

Life is about the second chance and America definitely is built upon that premise. So if your services are valuable, you'll be able to work a deal, for the rest...you won't, and that's life.

Not in the Sport of your choice any way, but opportunity is out there, all you gotta do is look and ask, look and ask...

Update to the Update: There are now 4 women in charge of Domestic Abuse, and not one man...yeah, no prejudice there...

**UPDATE** AND A PERFECT EXAMPLE!!!

Hope Solo is a repeat convicted "DOMESTIC VIOLENT" offender, but wait, Nike didn't drop her and she wasn't taken out of the game and is still playing...

yet, no news about her just the NFL and Ray Rice.
We love this one, "Did it take the Video for you to really make a decision" in this case it did, but I guess there is no video of Hope Solo, so nothing to see.

However, if we hadn't of seen the video for Ray Rice who HASN'T BEEN CONVICTED OR CHARGED AT ALL BTW, would Hope Solo be out...NO!

Why? Simple 3 reasons

1. Men are scared of women.
2. Men think if they don't side with the woman they won't get laid.
3. Women can't play in the NFL.

1. Men are scared of Women, simple as that you are and you know it.
2. Men want to be the hero and come to the woman's aide regardless if they are right or not because maybe, just maybe, she'll have sex with me.
3. It's not that women aren't allowed to play, they just couldn't, however, bring your best and let's see if you make the first round :-D

Condoleezza Rice and Darla Moore get a Green Jacket from Augusta, just because of some flook political loophole whereas THE REST of the people wearing jackets EARNED THEM!!!

ARGUMENTATIVE!

See right there, women just walk right in like they own the place and men just shower them with gifts because they are just too afraid of them or maybe I'll get a little tail ;-)

Look women, when we had our ALL MALE CLUBS the domestic violence was at a minimum, but now since you have crashed all the Men's Clubs, we don't have any place to get away from you at.

WE GET SICK AND TIRED OF YOU WOMEN AND WE NEED A BREAK SO GO LEARN HOW TO DEAL WITH YOUR POSTPARTUM ISSUES!

Otherwise, if you keep invading our spaces we'll just have to come to your work for awhile and just hang out and get all CLINGY ON YA'! :-D

Don't you get it women, you took away our cars and replaced it with the Sedan/Van/Wag..on ;-) and now you interrupt our Football, WTF?

WE SEE YOU, YES YOU ARE ACTUALLY IN THE WAY OF THE TV!!! We love you, but baby we need our space!

We lost the Garage, we're an arm lengths away from our neighbors and can stay in the house reach out the window to borrow some sugar :-)

Do you have your ring? your shoes? your clothes? your baby seat? your kitchen? your garden? your car? do you have Everything you need baby...Good, may I rest now mother dearest...

Women don't want equal rights, they want it all. Look you had it all and you lost it just like every single one of us on this planet has done, "Egypt" uuhh, remember, probably not :-(

sidetip: Don't combine the Divine with Science, if one does, will fail.

History just isn't the strong point in America, and how could they, you're barely a generation old.

Double Standard is what this is, and MEN...get your shit back, and get it back now, or lose it forever.

..."You know, It all started with Condoleezza rice and Augusta, and that's when we lost it. The last True GentleMen's Club and now they're coming for Football" ...and that's a fact!

Hope Amelia Solo is an American soccer goalkeeper...stop, what was it that you said today Mr. President about USA Representation? I can't remember, can you say it again please...

Monday, September 15, 2014

McDonalds Update

Okay, so we have been going to McDonalds to get the #1 breakfast: Egg McMuffin, Hash Brown and Drink OJ.

Have been to 4 different McDonalds and if you remember the one McDonalds we went to with the Dirty Bathroom and the High Price has been the bad seed in all of this.

They have a Dirty Bathroom, their McMuffin is always burned and their price is always the highest by 1.50.

...don't know why this Mc D's is like that...

Anyway, what we have noticed in all of this, is that this food makes us very tired. Food is suppose to energize you and pick you UP!

This food doesn't which is to bad because, it tastes good. The muffin is better than their biscuit by size, texture and consistency.

This is where eating good food then going to this McDonalds food has only showed us that it's not worth it again.

When we had the bad biscuit we had to get the taste out of our mouth so we went back for the muffin, and got hooked, well no more.

Something not right about their food. The effects are like Tryptophan, the feeling you get on days you eat a lot like on Thanksgiving. It comes from Meat and Eggs.

It's just that it's not so much that you ate meat with Tryptophan in it, it's that you ate a lot of food and with Tryptophan = Sleepy Time...

So to eat a small normal sized breakfast like this shouldn't make you feel tired, but it does. Something not right about that.

For "One" Dine Out Meal, you could buy three already prepared meals from the Grocery Store for the same amount, tastes better and you won't get tired.

All of the McDonalds we went to were polite and courteous. They were all laughing and having a good time while keeping service fast...and that's a fact!

Friday, September 12, 2014

Could Tebow Go to Dallas...

You could do worse...

You picked up Sam Michael, so all you need now is Ray Rice for the Trifecta...give me your poor, your tired and your...HUNGRY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVCxJ1aT24A

Thursday, September 11, 2014

The Chevy Lie

The Chevy Silverado gets North American Truck of the Year...mhmm, which North America?

For some reason the American People have spoke, and you aren't it Chevy, can you explain...

"In 2013 the best-selling vehicle in the United States was the Ford F-Series, followed by the Chevrolet Silverado. The Ford F-Series, by the way, has held that title for more than three decades"
http://editorial.autos.msn.com/15-extremes-of-the-truck-world

Novell Groupwise 2014

...and more...

TechTalk Webinars: https://www.novell.com/events/tech-talks/

Apple's Big Event...

WHERE'S THE SOLAR PANELS?

TWO POWER CORDS?

T-Mobiles recent announcement was more impressive than yours.

sidenote: The A8 was cool ;-)

quiktip: You can use common glass to create solar panels. Items you can find in the recycle/trash. Create the face to be solar friendly ;-) job done!

When Should Memorials end...

It has been asked:

"When should memorials end"...100 years is today's standards. As with Memorial Day, this was discussed awhile ago to be removed and "I Think" they decided to just keep it as a Military Thing (look it up), instead of it's current meaning (Civil War).

The big confusion is the Generation Thing...This could have been decided when Generations lived for 750 years according to the Bible, not to be confused with 1 person, a family existence. People only lived to 120-150 years old back then. This has not been defined or has been mistranslated throughout the years.

segue: Interesting Article;
http://anti-aging-now.com/telomeres/2011/07/telomeres-popular-science-article-bill-andrews/

In regards to 911, I would say it was an act of war! Which should be included in the Memorial Day Observance. As for 100 years or a Generation (750-1000..1 ;-) I think is the confusion here, but it's really simple, We "NEVER FORGET" ...and that's a fact!

**UPDATE**
Another question that was asked was: "Should School children be required to pledge to the American Flag"

The Flag is why you are here, it's not a religious thing, it's our existence. To pledge to the "American Flag" just means that you appreciate what it represents...Freedom.

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Where's my Dog...

Recently in the news we heard about a Dog owner losing their dog that was implanted with a find my dog microchip.

However, the family had "forgotten" to update their "Best Friends" chip for the past ten years and when Buddy went missing, his owners couldn't be found.

...it's a Whole Thing...

Microchips for dogs is kind of a new procedure and in this case, could be assumed that the owners really did forget to update their chip :-(

The part that isn't new is the contact options the software has the ability to do.

This chip should be programmed to come up every year or whatever the customer wants or needs considering on situations, moving...working away from home etc etc.

Why the software didn't do this is the only failure we see here, the owners tried to do the right thing, but because someone didn't do their part hint hint "follow up" is why the dog was lost in the first place.

There obviously needs something to be put in place here, like a call center, a hotline, a multi-level marketing sales approach something, but 10 years? Come On!

You should have called the customer!

Why Didn't they call?
1. The Original Associate either wasn't trained properly or they got lazy and didn't put the call frequency on the account.
2. Or they did input the information correctly and the software just Broke!
3. Just a Cash Cow Company, register, pay, CU Later...

W/E the situation, doesn't matter, but what happens now should. Either in-house data specialist and designated PR person, or Farm It Out!

This chip is more than likely digital and could be updated remotely, from your smartphone, your tablet that's a Notebook, the Notebook that's a Tablet :-D...:-P

In the end the owners got the dog back, thanks to people doing the right thing and the Dog is Home...and that's all that counts!