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Monday, November 24, 2014

Symantec Found a Virus...

"A highly advanced piece of malware—perhaps the most sophisticated of its kind ever discovered—has been systematically snooping on government organizations, businesses and private individuals for at least the past six years, according to cybersecurity company Symantec"...6 YEARS AGO?! WHAAAAT, and you just found it now?

Weren't you in charge of the Govt. Networks, businesses and private individuals? We think so, nice job Symantec :-) you know what they say, "If you want a guaranteed solution for finding malware 6 years later, then go with Symantec, they're the best"

I think that's a saying, well if it isn't, it is now ;-)
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/Symantec-uncovers-super-advanced-spyware/ar-BBfBqoc?ocid=ansCNBC11

Keep in mind this is also the same company that just came out and said that they admitted to not doing all they could in order to stop malware, and their half-assed knee jerk Heuristics approach failed.

So for them to say this is a highly advanced piece of malware "they" ever found "perhaps" well consider the source making the claim...

Malware is sneaky and more than likely 99% of us are infected...and that...might be a fact...

Well thanks for the tip Symantec and since you aren't used to driving we have a tip for you, the Driver side is the left side of the vehicle where the Passenger side is the right side of the vehicle.

Determining the sides of the car is done from inside the vehicle not from the outside of the vehicle Symantec :-(

In the meantime Symantec we recommend using Über to get around ;-) oh and mention KIRO that's KIRO, and receive 20 dollars off your first ride ;-) you better start thinking about saving more :-)

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