Business Owners are Stupid...

So stupid in fact, that it just amazes us that you are still in business...

You take where we've worked, we've seen so many security problems we ran out of paper to write them down on, but we're International :-P WOOHOO!!! :-P

You don't have to work for a company to see the areas that are in need of improvement. The question is, how are you going to fix it...

quicktip: You need to have an internal employee that goes around to all your companies and make sure that they aren't going to get shocked by a faulty plug and the list goes on. Hmm, this used to be the owner...The person that can do it all, remember...

This 15.00 an hour thing reminds us of when we owned our own business.

Role Play:

Customer: Well I can go over to this "Other" person" for a lot cheaper.

Owner: Sure, we don't doubt it, but you'll only get the one thing they know, but with us you'll get "ALL" that we know, 1000 years of experience and counting! for that same hour!

...for just a little bit more.

You Employers have an employee that likes their job so much, that they want to negotiate with you on what is a competitive wage for the services they provide for the shit company you represent!

...That's F*KinG SEXY!

Owner: (Southern Draw) -> UHHH, Look, I got 50 gazillion people lined up at that door that wanna a job for 1.00 an hour, so leave if you want to.

POW: Sure, we see your point of view, but who's gonna train 'em???

There in lies the problem, "Training"

YOU GOT NOTHING ON US!!! When it comes to training...We Are The Best... and that's our First Fact!

sidenote: A perfect Example of Bad Training. http://seattletimes.com/html/nationworld/2023907178_boeingasianaxml.html If Boeing would have just trained them properly those people wouldn't have died. It's Boeing's Fault those people are dead!

leaningin: Karma? http://news.msn.com/us/train-derails-in-western-montana-3-cars-in-river

We vowed to teach our Grandmother computers and we didn't care how long it took to teach her, and because we are SO SMART! We knew exactly where to start...

Right Click Copy and Left Click Paste.

Grandma had been in accounting her whole life, worked with Main Frame accounting and Typewriters, so we knew we had a perfect student.

sidenote: There is no such thing as a bad student, just bad teachers.

I can't tell you how many times I reinstalled her computer, but it didn't matter, I had it on an image, so it took me less time to reinstall her computer than it did to find out what Grandma had to say...if you know what I mean hint hint ;-) ;-)

Gotta Love em'...and that's another fact!

I knew Grandma had knowledge, being in accounting and banking her whole life, so all I did was stick to the basics, right click copy and left click paste...

She knew how to type, but she didn't know the mouse, so all I did was show her, right click copy and left click paste...

She then learned "ON HER OWN" that the PC Keyboard has more abilities than a standard typewriter.

We gained 65 years of experience with only a 5 year investment! Mathematicians what kind of percentage is that?

What have you gained by paying 1.00 a week wages to a gazillion employees to one employer paying a gazillion dollars to just one employee?

sidenote: Another Great Example...Steve Jobs!

So back to the beginning, sure, KIS (Keep It Simple) NP (No Problem) you want more, you pay more!

You don't work harder, you work smarter. You pay that good employee double, you have them pick the team they need to get it done, then fire the rest.

You now teach them how to right click copy and left click paste, over and over again, until they learn how to make money.

"You can lead a Horse to Water, but you can't make it drink"...and that's our last fact!