A Day Without Women...

Hmmm, a Day Without Women...

 

Well the first thing we could think of that wouldn't happen on this day is someone yelling from the Bathroom...WHO LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP!!!

 

What's funny about this day is that the title of the Day is "A Day Without Women" however, we have never seen more women in one place then we have today...

 

Do they not get the concept of  "THEIR" campaign? A DAY WITHOUT WOMEN...let that sink in...

 

Common sense is not a trait that women are gifted with, smarts yes, but common sense, NO, absolutely not...

 

A day without women, hmmm, well traffic would flow better than it has since the 50's...

 

The Temp Agencies phone number will be ringing off the hook to fill the position for a day to handle their job while they are gone...

 

That's where these types of campaigns usually lose their impact, because help is just a call away and your position can be filled faster than you can say, temp...

 

Sometimes you find out the replacement is better than the person doing the job so don't be surprised to come back to your job only to find a box with your personal effects in it and a pink slip...

 

Hmmm, a day without women...well there would definitely be less accidents on the road...

 

Hmmm, a day without women...no more nagging about whatever they constantly nag about, we honestly don't know what they nag about because we've learned not to listen...

 

Hmmm, a day without women...we'll be able to put our feet up on the coffee table...

 

Hmmm, a day without women...you can have that friend over she hates so much...

 

Hmmm, a day without women...you can eat whatever you want...

 

Hmmm, a day without women...there would no longer be any tension in the room...

 

Hmmm, a day without women...there would no longer be a line at the grocery store...

 

Hmmm, a day without women...you'll be able to keep your money...all of it...

 

Hmmm, a day without women...you'll be able to see your kids again...

 

Hmmm, a day without women...you'll get your house back...

 

Hmmm, a day without women...you'll be able to eat whatever you want without having to be told that it's bad for you over and over and over and over and over and over...

 

Hmmm, a day without women...there would be less crime committed...

 

Hmmm, a day without women...would be proof that GOD does exist...and that's a fact!

...if you think you'd be missed, you're further out of your mind than we already think you are...and that's another fact!