Friday, April 10, 2015

Smartwatches...

The Apple Smartwatch is FUGLY! but that would be isolating just one brand, they're all FUGLY!

The current models are the First Generation and people are paying anywhere from 350-18,000 thousand dollars for a Status Symbol.

Sure we think they are cool because of what they have accomplished, but that's because we love technology, but as for style, they don't have it.

First of all when you advance in technology it's very important to retain some nostalgia in order to keep the old and entertain the new with the evolved design concept.

Sure they tell time and are accurate just like the latest Timepieces and that is nostalgia retention, but if it didn't it wouldn't be worth buying in the first place.

"I think they are an adult toy... You play with them until they bore you and then you throw them in a corner and look for another new toy...But maybe I'm wrong." A.A.

We agree with this statement and take it one step further, because children are the tech geniuses today and like a child with a Toy will get bored with it like an adult does too...

sidenote: Wrap a turd in Gold and all you'll have is a gold wrapped turd...

We see a watch like you have been used to seeing before the Smartwatch, but will lift and the "Smartwatch" is underneath the nostalgic watch.

This way no one is the wiser, and when you want to impress, you flip the top of the Timepiece over and underneath is the Smartwatch, like you would see in a James Bond Movie.

We also see a watch that looks like a standard watch, but the glass that covers the nostalgic hands would fade to black if you will and turn into a Smartwatch.

The glass itself would turn into the Smartwatch without having a Flip Watch and would function like a Smartwatch, then you could turn off the Smartwatch feature and the nostalgic watch would reappear.

THAT WOULD BE COOL!

Some people want to be noticed, some don't, some just like to look like they aren't, but actually are ;-)

Something's missing Apple and we're afraid it's Steve Jobs...you've loosened up too much and Tim Cook is trying to hard to be liked.

Microsoft is Hungry, and Apple...you have a full freezer...maybe it's time to defrost, because you're about to have guests...and that's a fact!

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