Another Perfect Example...

of your government working for you.

Recently they have come up with this creative idea about composting your food and separating it from the everyday trash (whatever that is now)...

They were having difficulty separating the food waste from the everyday trash (whatever that is now) at their facility and thought of a smart idea that people should separate it for them.

SMART IDEA...

So, they have a trash truck (whatever that is now) that comes around and picks up your trash (whatever that is now) just like they always have.

Then they get out of their trash truck (whatever that is now) and look at the two containers that are marked trash (whatever that is now) and compost.

They will then start to smile and clasp their hands together like the hands of Oral Roberts in Oklahoma and close their eyes and think happy happy joy joy thoughts about the work that you have done and blesses you for your efforts :-)

and then they will...

THROW IT ALL INTO THE TRUCK!!!

So apparently the garbage crew was upset that they weren't the person that got to mix the trash together and requested the Government make a law to allow "ONLY GARBAGE CREW GET TO MIX THE TRASH (whatever that is now) and Compost together.

Now make sure you separate the compost from the trash (whatever that is now) because you don't want to get fined and you don't want to get your garbage person upset with you for not allowing them to mix it together.

sidenote: Are they going to get Salad like mixers (spoon and fork) to mix the compost and trash (whatever that is now) together?

Your tax dollars hard at work with the Children on Capital Hill...and that's a fact!