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Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Here's an Idea

Rhino Guards for "ALL" Automobiles!

Look:

States have put up a sign that says, "SLOWER TRAFFIC TO THE RIGHT"

States have put up a sign that says, "MINIMUM SPEED LIMIT"

States have put up a sign that says, "PASSING LANE ONLY"

I have blogged it OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

People behind you honk their horns over and over again day after day!

People pass you and flip you off!

People pass you then cut in front of you!

AND YOU STILL DON'T FKN GET IT!!!

The People have tried working with YOU, the State has tried working with US to get you out of the way, but there you are putting along in the "FAST LANE"

So, FK EM!

ALL Automobiles should be equipped with Rhino Guards "MANDATORY" so when you get some A-Hole putting along in the fast lane, all you'll have to do now is...RAM THEIR ASS INTO THE WALL!

Then continue on your way...If you're not going to listen to reason FK YA'!!!

We have personally seen and been involved in more near accidents due to slow drivers and is why we HATE the slow lane and slow drivers.

People are driving slow for a reason, like Texting on the Phone, or Talking on the Phone, or eating their lunch, or reading a book, or they are lost, or they are a foreigner, or they can't decide whether or not to get off on that exit, or they are taking care of their baby in the back seat, or they are fixing their makeup, or they are reading a map, or they are adjusting their radio, or they are just staring at themselves in the mirror, or they don't know how to drive on the Highway or at all, or they are looking at the sites and talking to the people in their car, or they are just Stupid, but one things for sure they are not paying attention to their driving, the road, or the objects around them.

New Study: "Research found about 53% of teens who talked on the phone behind the wheel talked to a parent; 46% talked to a friend. For texting, messages were more likely to go to friends than parents."

A fast driver is only doing "ONE" thing, PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT THEY ARE DOING!

Their eyes are straight forward focusing on the road, their peripheral vision is paying attention to the other vehicles around them, they are checking their mirrors, they are only doing ONE thing DRIVING and DRIVING ONLY!

There are more accidents on American Highways then there are in Europe where they have an Autobahn that allows drivers to go as fast as they want, but in America we cater to the weakest/slowest link.

Weakest Links Break Chains, hence Slow Lane non-paying attention drivers.

example: They now make a car that Parallel Parks for you. If you can't parallel park you shouldn't be driving!

sidenote: Plus it's a computer thing now so wait until you have a "Computer Glitch" and it tries to parallel park, at 65mph...

So the next time you are putting along in the fast lane and a vehicle comes up behind you with Rhino Guards and is Tail Grabbing your ass, it would be best to move to the right IMMEDIATELY!!!

...cause if not...there will be one of those White Crosses along the roadside, but it won't be for remembrance of you, it will be a reminder for others to get the FK out of the way...and that's a fact!

Have a nice day and see you on the road muhahaha }:-D > Zoom Zoom...

Pros and Cons Pros and Cons, must see good in Bad...

For the Weakest Link/Slow Drivers. The "Catch Me if you Can" App, or "Radials are Faster than Radios" App...naming convention in development...

When you see this car driving at high speeds you'll be able to snap a picture of the car. The app will automatically focus and zoom in on the car for best results.

This app will clock the speed of the car, it will map the point of where the car is and what direction it is heading, and will send an alert to 911 and from 911 they will dispatch the closest Police Officer to get en route to apprehend this driver.

Then when you finally catch up to the driver you'll get to pass them and honk your horn and wave at the driver while they are pulled over on the side of the road getting a ticket and or arrested.

Now, wouldn't that make you happy ;-)

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