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Saturday, July 26, 2014

Seattle Omelette cont...

The Seattle Omelette can't have any Bell Peppers in it.

It's becoming overused and too passive of thought and is in need of an aggressive improvement.

The Jalapeno is bold enough for the Omelette and those are optional and Chef's Choice.

as for the rest, this is what we got so far...

 Meanwhile, we see Salmon and Cream Cheese in the Seattle Omelet...of course, Garlic and "maybe" onions ;-) jalapenos of course, but which kind, man, it's a whole thing ;-)

 **WILD SALMON ONLY**

 Jalapenos are optional and it will be up to the restaurant to decide what kind of pepper to use :-)

Anyway, you're a "Tech State" so save Tech, "Omelette Style"...and that's a fact!
 ...say that 3 x's fast!

 **UPDATE** Spinach, Tomatoes, and think about substituting Cream Cheese with Feta...we also see Apples, Rainier and Bing Cherries...you know, Microsoft Bing...BING!

                                                    "Diversity, it's in all of us"

The idea of this Omelet is to have both an inside and outside, (due to the rain) It's a breakfast and a lunch or a brunch and a dessert or a dinner with breakfast. So we heard of another cheese...Washington State Cougar Gold Cheese (smoked? for the inside...
http://creamery.wsu.edu/

...and Cream Cheese and/or Feta on the outside with the fruit, but with some kind of drizzled sweet (balsamic Vinegar) sauce to go over the apples and the cherries and a little dripped off on the corner of the plate somewhere to compliment the sweet.

sidenote: Seedless Cherries, I think the process is called...grafting?

Think of this...roasted sweetened garlic cloves as a part of the sauce for the outside, or roasted garlic unsweetened for the inside...but one or the other for sure. Garlic hastuh *snap*

Avocados are more of a California thing, stick your roots and concentrate on how you'll prepare the salmon ;-)

No mushrooms, unless of course you removed the salmon and replaced it with a Portobello, but that's not really what your about. Salmon is what you are about without a doubt ;-)

The Portobello route on the Omelet and Vegan/Vegetarian style dish would be a hard sell, because alot of people like meat, whether fish or cow, but in a pinch, Salmon is most accepted.

sidenote: You'll never guess in a million years what the Garnish is going to be ;-) or maybe you will, but only the smart one's...and that's a fact!

We spoke to a few Seattleites and the reaction is the same every time, "WHAT! We don't need no damn Omelette, THAT'S STUPID!" and yet they're a port...

example: Did you see the Richard Sherman rant? Well that's the response you'll get if you just ask directions, they don't call it the Seattle Freeze for nothing, and we ain't talkin' 'bout the Weather!

NO powdered sugar.

We're still missing something for the inside: Salmon, Spinach (Garlic) Tomatoes, cheese and something else...

We don't see onions in this dish, something else...

Oh In the Meantime: Think about fixing your License Plates.

Seattle License Plates don't make sense; On the Plate it says, "The Evergreen State" but it has only a picture of Mt. Rainier on it, and not one Evergreen Tree on the plate.

Mt. Rainier is a Volcano, and one of many they have also, and apparently one was found off the Coast and could quite possibly be the biggest Volcano in the World, underwater!

So why don't you call yourselves, "The Volcano State" and have a Picture of an Evergreen Tree on your license plate...:-D

But Seriously you should think about fixing that, because it doesn't make any sense.

Which coincidentally reminds us of why Microsoft is so bad at Marketing, it turns out it's a state wide problem :-D sad :-(

anyway...something else...

Friday, July 25, 2014

5hVnz Song of the Month

Travis Tritt - Too Far To Turn Around...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWH1GGElYp0

Guardianz...rrrriIIIIIZZZZ

5hVnz qVk tip: patent pending...

Rant & Roll

Well I gave my life for another...
I Traded My Soul, with my Brother...
to relieve the regret of my Father and My Mother...
for birthin' me...

It's the day you make a Promise...
and you Get Down on One Knee...
to ask the Lords forgiveness, not to take him, to please take me...

It's the Crossroad with the Devil...
and a SACrIFIce is not a plea...

short...Guitar...Electric

so make sure you know what'cha you read...

YeAH! I Misunderstood I didn't know the Rules...
I Misunderstood you don't learn it in School.
I Misunderstood there's no turning back,
I Misunderstood it's when you fade to black...

Long...Guitar...Acoustic/Electric/Drum/Harmonica/Bass/Sax/Trumpet/and some other sh*t

Now I have no regret for what I've done,
I have no regret that he's the chosen one...
Just give him the life that he should have...
fill it all with goodness and take out the bad...

...and all I'll ask is that the end come painlessly...and that you spread my ashes over that Shining Sea...

short...Guitar...Acoustic/Electric/Drum/Harmonica/Bass/Sax/Trumpet/and some other sh*t

YeAH! I Misunderstood I didn't know the Rules...
I Misunderstood you don't learn it in School.
I Misunderstood there's no turning back,
I Misunderstood it's when you fade to black,

Now I have no regret for what I've done,
I have no regret that he's the chosen one...
Just give him the life that he should have...
fill it all with goodness and take out the bad...

...and all I'll ask is that the end come painlessly...and that you spread my ashes over that Shining Sea...

short...Guitar...Acoustic/Electric/Drum/Harmonica/Bass/Sax/Trumpet/and some other sh*t

Well they say, "It's a Crossroad with the Devil," and a SACrIFIce is not a plea...

short...Guitar...Electric

so make sure you know what'cha you read...

short...Guitar...Acoustic/Electric/Drum/Harmonica/Bass/Sax/Trumpet/and some other sh*t

MONGREL...

mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel, mongrel...

A mongrel or mutt is a dog that is not the result of breeding and belongs to no breed. WiKi

sidenote: So, if they're not...gulp, the result of breeding, gulp, did the Stork bring em'...NO! You DUMBASS!

Mongrels are usually your ford dogs (Found on Road Dogs) and are what a lot of us own and couldn't be happier to have. TYS ;-)

Rescue dog is another term used to describe these beloved animals that save us from ourselves.

...and no, the Stork did not bring 'em, they took two different types of Pure Breeds and Bred them together to make a Mongrel.

Simple as that, anyway...

Calling the President a Mongrel is no better than the President calling you a Mongrel, however, he is the President.

sidenote: Double Negative...really :-P

The President can call you whatever he or she wants, but you can't and really Ted, if ANYONE should know that Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right should be you, right Ted?

Don't allow them to degrade you, because you are smarter than that...and that's a fact!

Look, we would love to just blame the President for everything, but you know damn well, it's not all his fault.

We're going to leave one example, and I am sure you can think of many more, but who cares? His Obama Care failed for two reasons and two reasons only.

1. He Called it Obama Care. It's not Obama Care, Romney Care, or Hillary Clinton Care. It's AMERICARE!

2. He did it ALL HIMSELF WITHOUT THE HELP FROM ANYONE IN THE REPUBLIC...AND THAT'S A FACT!

You call yourself AmeriCANS? I call you AmeriCANT'S! Oh Shut Up, It Takes one To Know one...and that's another fact!

I have a Great Example:

I witnessed an Old Man yelling at a Store Clerk for using the Food Stamps System. He called him more names than a person is allowed and yet, that Store Clerk, took it on the Chin and even went as far as saying, thank you sir, come again and have a nice day...

That's a Fact! and we're not one to leave alone when another is need. We didn't confront the old man that would be like stupid :-D

anyway, no, we wrote a little note that said, "Look at it this way, if it wasn't for you working he wouldn't be getting a Paycheck"

In other words, Social Security is a Pay as you Go Program and sure that Kid was using Federal Dollars to pay for his food, but he was still working and paying your social security.

This is the Problem with AMERICANS, not Greeks, not Englands, not really anywhere else will you hear anyone complain to their fellow worker about them borrowing dollars from their Federal Govt. to keep food on their table.

nononononono, "ONLY" in America will you hear that...and that's another Fact!

At least he was working!

sidenote: Today's single workers benefits are 25.00 a month for food assistance. If you aren't working it's 180.00 a month. So sure, they could buy crab or lobster with it, but they only get 180.00 for the month.

We're all fallible, we all make mistakes and we all deserve to be forgiven. President Obama isn't perfect, but who is?

For Our LOYAL READERS, and New, Ted Nugent is a MORON, but his heart is in the right place and he can play the SH*T out of a Guitar...and that's our last fact!

Ted Nugent Responds to Critics for Calling President Obama 'SubHuman Mongrel' on CNN Erin Burnett...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJcpPAB-Kps

Ted Nugent - Free For All (Motor City Mayhem)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEClcOiKMQs

Saturday, July 19, 2014

5hVnz Blog Man of the Year

LeBron James!
http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2014/07/lebron_james_return_to_cavalie.html

Takeout Orders

What's the problem with Take Out/Fast Food Orders?

They are convenient...that's not a problem...

They have drive through...that's not a problem...

They're usually pretty fast with the order...that's not a problem...

It's fairly inexpensive solution in a pinch...that's not a problem...

It looks like they covered most if not all of the public needs and remember, they have been around for a long time, so they have a lot of history under their belt!

Hmm, that's right they do and you would think that they would know it all ;-), but they don't...

So what is the Problem with Fast Food Takeout Ordering...

They put the last thing ordered on the TOP and the first thing ordered on the bottom.

Most Takeout places are a place you are familiar with so you are usually returning for the one item you like, plus others, but that one thing for sure.

That's usually is what is said first, and they usually respond to the attendant with, "well I know What I want, but I am not sure about them ;-)

Besides that, the person usually ordering is either going to think of themselves first or the most important person first, so it would be best to put the best persons food first...wouldn't you think?

That's what I see, but don't go there enough to see the other issues, but I am sure there are more. Haven't been in the back of house yet :-D

In Restaurant they call it the Pivot Point System, where you start with the person on the left and go around the table.

That way you know who ordered first and how to deliver the food without yelling, WHO HAD THE YANKEE BEANS WITH COLESLAW!

The same can be used for the car as well. The first order will be on top then the second order so on and so forth.

That was the order of importance from the people in the car or in line so insofacto does the delivery.

Thank you, Come Again...

Rant & Roll

You've got to know in your heart
You've got to know who you are
You've got to know how long
it's gonna take to get that far

drum-boom boom boom

Time to look inside to go deep within
the waiting is over it's time to begin

 drum-boom boom boom

Cause Heavens no Myth and it's best not to sin
They say there are 613, so why we taught only 10
People walk angrily and choose not to mend
No Nothing of Agony in their world of pretend
The Wealthy spew hypocrisy lie about the Armageddon
and confusing the innocent, is just a part of their plan...

So here I am to make a Stand
not to worry you're in the presence of friends,
now grab a hand Yell RED ROVER and Come On Over Man
we sure would love to see try to break this chain of command
you might call us weak, but haven't you heard
WE are the ones that inherit the land...

music...Electric Guitar

We're taught to learn how to walk before we tie our own shoes
So forget about those meanings
just know they're Red White and Blue

drum-boom boom boom

Time to Stand Up PROUD and let them know who you are
by singing it from the rooftops
or in your Favorite Bar ;-)

I saw that Red Fury of my dreams
I swear I know what it means
that Bitches name is Christine
You Know the Story

drum-boom boom boom

I've had my days writ for me was how it was done
I've had my days ripped from me so now chapter one
These Colors look good on me so best not to run
Had nothing but misery, so time to have fun
They say it's a Party when something is broken
So get that Brisket Smokin', and let's bring on the band...

So here I am to make a Stand
not to worry you're in the presence of friends,
now grab a hand Yell RED ROVER and Come On Over Man
we sure would love to see try to break this chain of command
you might call us weak, but haven't you heard
WE are the ones that inherit the land...

So here I am to make a Stand
not to worry you're in the presence of friends,
now grab a hand Yell RED ROVER and Come On Over Man
we sure would love to see try to break this chain of command
you might call us weak, but haven't you heard
WE are the ones that inherit the land, that inherit the land, that inherit the LAND!!!...