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Tuesday, March 14, 2023

Gibbs Rules (NCIS)…

Gibbs Rule # 1 - Never let suspects stay together…

Gibbs Rule # 2 - Always wear gloves at a crime scene…

Gibbs Rule # 3 - Don’t Believe what you are told, double check and Alternate Rule # 3 - Never be unreachable…

Gibbs Rule # 4 - The best way to keep a secret, keep it to yourself…Corollary 1 to Rule # 4 - The second best way to keep a secret, tell one other person, if you must…Corollary 2 to Rule # 4 - There is no third best…

Gibbs Rule # 5 - You don’t waste good…

Gibbs Rule # 6 - Never say you’re sorry…

Gibbs Rule # 7 - Always be specific when you lie…

Gibbs Rule # 8 - Never take anything for granted…

Gibbs Rule # 9 - Never go anywhere without a knife…

Gibbs Rule # 10 - Never get personally involved on a case…

***Gibbs Rule # 10 was burned in Season 16 Episode 13, so does this not exist…***

Gibbs Rule # 11 - When the job is done, walk away…

Gibbs Rule # 12 - Never date a co-worker…

Gibbs Rule # 13 - Never involve a Lawyer…

Gibbs Rule # 14 - Bend the line, don’t break it…

Gibbs Rule # 15 - Always work as a team…

Gibbs Rule # 16 - If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it…

Gibbs Rule # 18 - It’s better to seek forgiveness than ask for forgiveness…

Gibbs Rule # 20 - Always look under…

Gibbs Rule # 22 - Never Ever bother Gibbs in interrogation…

Gibbs Rule # 23 - Never mess with a Marines coffee, if you want to live…

Gibbs Rule # 27 - Two ways to follow: First way they never notice you…second way, they ONLY notice you…

Gibbs Rule # 28 - When you need help, ask

Gibbs Rule # 35 - Always watch the watchers…

Gibbs Rule # 36 - If you feel like you’re being played, you probably are…

Gibbs Rule # 38 - Your case, your lead…

Gibbs Rule # 39 - There is no such thing as coincidences…

Gibbs Rule # 39a - There is no such thing as a small world…

Gibbs Rule # 40 - If it seems like someone is out to get you, they are…

Gibbs Rule # 42 - Never accept an apology from someone who has just sucker punched you…

Gibbs Rule # 44 - First things first, hide the women and children…

Gibbs Rule # 45 - Clean up your own messes…

Gibbs Rule # 51 - Sometimes you’re wrong…

Gibbs Rule # 62 - Always give people space when they get off the elevator…

Gibbs Rule # 69 - Never trust a woman who doesn’t trust her man…

Gibbs Rule # 70 - It takes a Mopar to Catch a Mopar…

Gibbs Rule # 73 - Never meet your heroes…

Gibbs Rule # 91 - Once you decide to walk away, Never Look Back…

Gibbs Rule # 99 - Never tell Gibbs he’s being audited…




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