Sunday, July 31, 2016

Ghostbusters 2016 Review...

Well, if you're a man, this statement will more than likely hit home for you...

"Leave it to a Woman to F**K UP a good thing"
 
Seriously Women, stop riding the Coattails of Men's successes, all you do is ruin a good thing...and that's a fact!
 
...a little inspiration for you...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0-5XCJNdTE

Saturday, July 30, 2016

Happy Birthday Windows Server...

With strange serendipitous timing, just as the free upgrade period for Windows 10 is coming to an end, Microsoft is also celebrating the 20th anniversary of Windows Server. Way back in 1996, the company unleashed Windows NT 4.0 Server onto an unsuspecting world. The rest, as they say, is history...
http://betanews.com/2016/07/28/20th-anniversary-windows-server/

on a sidenote: Windows 10 free upgrade for customers who use assistive technologies...
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/accessibility/windows10upgrade

Windows Defender wants to scan every day...

If you are having a problem with Windows Defender asking you to scan your computer every day or more often that that, the problem may be coming from CCleaner from Piriform...

Open CCleaner - Choose the Applications Tab on the right - Scroll Down to Utilities - Now Uncheck "Windows Defender" run scan and see if problem persists...
 
If this doesn't fix it, ask yourself if you have installed another Antivirus "Free Trial" from Norton Or McAfee aka McRashy...
 
If so, go to Uninstall a Program under Control Panel - Programs - Uninstall a Program and remove them...
 
If the problem Persists there might be remnants of the program still installed in Registry, if so, try these removal tools:
 
If the Problem still persists, go to the Utilities Closet and find the Biggest Hammer you got and smash the computer to tiny little bits :-D just kidding...

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

The Death and Taxes Hillary Tour...

You've Done it again Stephen...
 
Welcome Everyone to the DNC...
A dimension of Sight, Sound and Hillary...
You may have felt the Bern, but now it's time to learn...
She is your destiny...
 
Let's go to the DNC where they love diversity...
From trans-organic farmers to Muslims who eat brie...
See BIG Celebrities, earth huggers groping trees...
Recumbent bikes and Subaru's owned by LGBT...
 
Death Taxes and Hillary...
 
There's Bernie in a Suit he bought at the dollar store...
Confetti made of emails staffers shred the night before...
Liz Warren disses well, O'Malley is a dilph...
Phil's on a leash, Joe smokes hashish, Michelle can plagiarize herself...
 
Death Taxes and Hillary, Hillary...
 
In the City of Brotherly Love...
 
The Wells Fargo Arena will soon be filled with Dreamers...
and people smoking bluntz shouting LEGALIZE the Greenup...
It's a cheesecake jamboree where your mind can be set free...
This power girl will change the world if her donors all agree...
 
Death Taxes and Hillary, Hillary...
 
The Party of the Donkey is about to get Funky...
Join me brothers, sisters or Corporate Sponsors...
However you identify welcome to your journey...
 
So throw your hands in the air and wave them like you care...
You must rejoice their is no choice she is your destiny...
 
Death Taxes and Hillary...Death Taxes and Hillary...Death Taxes and Hillary...Death Taxes and Hillary...Death Taxes and Hillary...
 
...and Tim Kaine...
 
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert 7/25/2016...

Sunday, July 24, 2016

Microsoft Does the Backstroke...

Recently Microsoft has introduced a new software Analytics data collection service to help in the migration to Windows 10 for Enterprise Users...

"Upgrade Analytics" will determine whether or not your system is "eligible for upgrading to Windows 10"...really...

So, it didn't matter that you forced a download onto unsuspecting users that upgraded their system without their permission and without testing their hardware/software requirements for the past year...really...

sidenote: They had a cheap little testing software, but it's like getting a Medical Card for Marijuana, everyone's eligible if you're able to just turn and cough ;-)

...but it was free, so how can anyone argue with our philanthropic efforts..."Teri Goldstein of Sausalito, California Sues Microsoft Over Windows 10 Upgrade She Didn't Want or Authorize, Wins $10,000" ...

Windows 10's biggest advancement is the ability to load it across multiple platforms, that's it, other than that it's still based on x86 technology, so most software still works on it...

Linux can load on multiple platforms, Apple can load on multiple platforms, so really it's not that big of a deal, the biggest deal is the conformed desktop for mobile and desktop platforms...

However, departments need to justify existence in the ballooning software market that will never recover the cost involved with development...

Law suits are imminent, contracts will be broken, 3rd party solutions will undercut, job layoffs, software/hardware incompatibilities, security breaches, etc etc etc will take back all the money they put out for development...

The thing of it is Windows 7 is still receiving software upgrades and driver updates to this day because there is always going to be room for improvement due to advancements in tech...

So to say that your system is compatible for upgrade is a façade at best just to get you to upgrade your system to windows 10 in a hurry because they have an ulterior motive...subscription...

They want to start charging you monthly for your computer at fees starting at 7.00 a month, roughly 84 dollars a year, which is a soft number at this point, it could go up...

They can't do that with Window 7, so their motivation is Windows 10 and they are going to taunt you with security threats and compatibility issues that you will incur with older software...

Most systems out there running windows 7 will not endure these problems, because by LAW they have to maintain security and software compatibility until 2020...

The only downside to not upgrading is that you won't get the Browser Edge, which is still in Beta Form, and some buggy software made for Windows 10, and the loss of programs that aren't available in Windows 10, but still work for you and are relevant in Windows 7...

Intel is behind the 8 ball on their CPU's due to their persistence with perfection and we don't fault them for that, because the alternative is a placebo processor that's all hype...

Microsoft is even thinking about charging companies to load the Upgrade Analytics software on their Enterprise systems which will lighten the load on Software Developers bottom line...

Look, were all about using your resources wisely, but when you start charging companies for both the R&D and the Subscription to do so is double dipping, and that's wrong...

Plus, if you're an engineer and can't determine whether or not your PC is going to be compatible with Window 10, you shouldn't be an Engineer...

We'll save you the time, trouble and expense on whether or not your system is going to be compatible with Windows 10 by just telling you what you should have...

If you have a 5th generation or simply put an i Processor (i3, i5 or i7) and 6gb on your system, you're good to go, otherwise don't waste your time, money, patience, temper, and stay with Window 7...

Although, we love people that are adventurous, so if you have your data backed up or you don't care about your data, go ahead, have fun with it, you can still get Windows 10 for free for just a few more days...

Don't get us wrong, We love Microsoft , but it's usually the ones you love that hurt you the most...and that's a fact!
 
**UPDATE**
 
Guess those earning weren't good enough...
 
The company revealed Thursday that 2,850 people will lose their jobs by the middle of 2017, on top of the 1,850 cuts announced earlier this year...
 
Microsoft is facing two lawsuits seeking class-action status related to the company’s campaign to get people to use Windows 10...
 
...no good deed goes undone...

Friday, July 22, 2016

Best Vaudeville act of 2016

"This week, you and me, we will witness history
as the RNC crowns their Orange Manatee...
 
We'll see wacky hats crazy ties
worn by thousands of white guys
an entire airplane hanger filled with Donald Trumps ex wives

We'll see Newt, Ron and Ran, maybe members of the clan
but no muslims or latinos 'cause I think they've all been banned
it'll be crazy you can't deny it's like christmas in July...
 
In Cleveland...
 
To the quicken loans arena it's the finest place in cena
It can nearly fit each person fired by Carly Fiorina
It's the Q but lets be clear, Q doesn't stand for Queer
Though it really doesn't matter there aren't many of them here
 
it'll be crazy you can't deny it's like christmas in July
 
Build a wall around me dancing delegates...
 
and there's so much more in store because it's not 1 night it's 4
 
soooooooo...
 
Reince Priebus will campaign huffing paint to ease the pain
and Paul Ryan will be crying while Ben Carson juggles brains
Ted Cruz is drinkin' whiskey no one's sittin' with Chris Christie
and Mitt Romney bungees in to say does anybody miss me
 
Deb is in the bathroom yelling why
it's like christmas in July...
 
The party of Lincoln had better start drinkin'
it's like christmas in July"
 
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
7/18/2016 (Zoe Saldana)
 
...oh Stephen you silly boy...

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Picture of the Day...

 
"Renewable Energy"
 

 
"The Lean Green Mowing Machine"
 
sidenote: Fiber Optic is overrated and overpriced, just attach a solar panel and an access point and you have mobile wireless that manages itself ;-)

Monday, July 18, 2016

It's all over but the crying...

Well Microsoft has put all its eggs in one basket...
 
If Nadella can prove that the cloud business is delivering serious growth, then it means he's a visionary CEO...
 
...there's an old saying, "Don't put all your eggs in One Basket"...
 
**UPDATE**
 
Like we said:
  • Microsoft doesn't break out a dollar figure for its Azure sales, however, so it's hard to know exactly how large that business is... 
  • Microsoft's retreat from the smartphone market hurt its device sales significantly...
  • Overall revenue for the quarter was down...

How's your book deal going Satya...

MSFT
53.09 ▼ 0.87 (1.61%)
 
*UPDATE**
 
Microsoft just got a bump thanks to the failure of Android Operating System, we told you that Windows 10 would be the Sh*t...

sidenote: It's up to you now Intel to take Windows 10 to the next level, time to step up your game...
 
It seems that the open source Android-inspired operating system has failed to generate quite as much interest as hoped...
 
...you got lucky Satya...
MSFT
56.57 ▲ 0.77 (1.38%)

Friday, July 15, 2016

Speaking of Restaurants Cont...

Another thing that we have noticed that has been settled some time ago and seems to have been forgotten or not passed along or just ignored is the waiterzerzerzerz or waitressessess proper title...

There is no sexual identity that goes with this position, because everyone is treated equal and has been decided long ago and still to this day the proper title is...Server...

Just like you wouldn't call an airline Flight Attendant a Stewardessessess or Stewardzezez, you wouldn't call a server a waiterzerzerzerz or waitressessess...

The second thing we see that has been settled sometime ago is the follow up visit after the customer has had a chance to eat a few bites of their food...

It's very important to go back to the table within the first 5 minutes of dropping off their food to make sure their items are cooked properly and that they have all the condiments needed...

A lot of servers don't even follow up that we've seen, they just drop off the food leave all your dirty plates then come back later and drop off a check, sometimes w/out a thank you...

We also see another mistake made by a great number of servers with the way they address you after they have dropped off your food...

The wrong approach that is seen way too often is when the server comes up to the table they ask you, "is everything okay"...

This is wrong on so many levels and we can't believe people still make this mistake...

First of all when you ask, "is everything okay" your face shows a shock and awe expression, the eyebrows go up, the eyes widen, the bottom jaw drops and the head is straight up and down...

This presents uncertainty to your customer that maybe you know something they don't know like the cooks/chefs don't know what they are doing and could draw a response of, "I don't know, should there be something wrong"...

If you do get passed the idled uncertainties you might only get a response of, "It's Good, it's good everything is...good...

The correct way to approach the customer on the follow up visit is to ask them, "how is everything"...

ex: How is everything, today; how is everything, prepared; how is everything, this evening, but always starting with, How is everything...

This approach is much more subtle because the eyes are softer, the eyebrows are level with the eyes, the head is tilted exposing the neck, and a smile on the face is more inviting to the customer...

You'll find that your customer will be more engaging with you and typically reply with, "excellent, everything is excellent, thank you"...

Whatever you do in life, you'll find that you'll use those skillz somewhere along the line of your life, and it's best to do whatever you're doing the best you can do, regardless if it's not what you want to be doing...

Influence is all around you all the time and opportunity can come knocking without any warning whatsoever, so it's best to be professional in everything you do because you'll never know who's watching...and that's a fact!

**UPDATE**

Another thing that needs to be addressed in Restaurants is the handling of the food and plates from the Server...

The Server should "NEVER" touch used plates on a table due to the germs left behind from the customer...

It's the Server's responsibility to bring your food to you, sometimes they have a runner on busy nights, but even then the runner should "NEVER" touch used plates...

That's what a busser is for, not a busboy, a "Busser"...

We just went to a diner today for breakfast and sat at the counter and we had the worst service imaginable for being right at the front of the restaurant next to all of the bins...

Our server never came back and asked how our meal was, as she walked by us a 100 times while hacking up a storm (cigarette smoker), she never cleared our plates that we finished using, dropped off the check and said, here's your check and left...

Not a thank you, not a how's everything, just as we were saying above, the worst service imaginable, so we left her a 10% tip...

We think she was mad because after we ordered we asked did the meal come with toast, and it didn't so we ordered that midstride of our meal already being cooked...

When the food came up which was a few minutes later, it didn't have toast which was understandable, but the toast took 10 minutes after the meal was served, so we waited for our toast and nibbled on the bacon until it came...

Not only that, we've noticed that most restaurants don't do the simplest of breakfast meals, two eggs, two pieces of toast, hashbrowns or country potatoes, bacon or sausage and and and a Pancake...

sidenote: Or a Waffle, same amount of ingredients, just one is perforated and the other is not...

You'll never see that as an option on a menu, that exact combination, nonononono you won't, it's always missing something...

Today our choice was Two Eggs, Bacon or Sausage and a Hot Cake for 9.95 9.95! for that! which is status quo for restaurants...

We had to add toast and hashbrowns to our order to make it a complete meal, with juice was 19.95+tip, what a rip off...

Typically you get two eggs, hasbrowns, bacon or sausage and toast anywhere from 4.95-9.95, but a hotcake is extra, but sometimes you can sub out the toast for a hotcake...

The cook is responsible for wearing gloves and hair-nets, but the servers walk around, clean tables, pick their nose, smoke cigarettes, grab dirty plates, handle money and then here they come with sanitized plates and food from the kitchen with their unwashed hands and loose hair GROSS!

Thursday, July 14, 2016

5hVnz Song of the Month...

Godley and Creme - Cry...
 
When the Music was just about...the music...

Monday, July 11, 2016

Stock Watch...

INDIX: ALPS|Kotak India Growth I Nasdaq
11.60 ▲ 0.15 (1.31%)

Rant & Roll...

It's never too late to say goodbye, when you're in a ladies arms...
It's just a false sense of security, with delusive tones and illusive eyes...
Stand up and say good night, and thank em for their time...
Cause if you stick around there it'll be another year and you know that it ain't right...

A Man's gotta do what a Man's gotta do, when a Man's gonna do...
but they don't make men like they did before, just snowflakes and fairy dust...
If John Wayne could see you today, he'd be rolling in his grave...
Cause a Man's gonna do what a Man's gonna do, when a Man's gotta do...

It's High Tide and the water is right, I gotta go out for a swim...
Sunsets and Moonlight rides are just fairy tailed fabled endings...
You don't live in reality, and your message got distorted...
It's not the high price of your society and it's not that I can't afford it...
I've just got more to give, don't wanna let it go, just to let you in...
I've just got more to give, don't wanna let it go, just to let you in...

(You're such an emotional toll when you lose control
and we're tired of your double standard...
Your loosey goosey selfish manner...
The loveless infection you spread like a cancer...
While serving it up on a silver platter...)

At first we cannot see, our eyes are all a blur...
They say that love is all we need, but we say it's just a curse...

...physical substitute...

tbc

Saturday, July 9, 2016

5hVnz Quote of the Day...

"Look deep into the mirror of your soul and discover a wonderful truth, the greatest book you'll ever know is written and lived by you" P.M.T.
 
Find Inspiration in everything you do...

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Homelessness and Addiction Cont...

A perfect example has been brought to our attention on both of these matters that the bleeding heart liberals think if they could just get them into housing and a job life would be so much better for them and they would be on the road to recovery...b#**$h#t
 
Mark Crumpacker was arrested at 9 a.m. Tuesday on seven counts of possession of a controlled substance...Crumpacker, who heads marketing as Chipotle's chief creative and development officer, was given a pay package worth $4.3 million last year...
 
Mark Crumpacker had it all, a home and plenty of money but had a drug problem...
 
The Drug doesn't care how much money you have, how bad or good your life is and whether or not you have a home and money coming in...

As a matter of fact, believe it or not, most people fail when they are doing their best, and they'd rather struggle to get back to the life that destroyed them to begin with, just to do it all over again until they get it right or until they die...
 
The Drug is more powerful than you and will always win ALWAYS and must run its course...
 
You can't solve a drug problem until you solve the problem that is troubling the person first, once that is solved, if ever solved so will the drug problem...
 
All a home does is give them 4 walls and curtains to close for more privacy to do their drugs, and all the job will do is provide the means needed to get more drugs...and that's a fact!

Saturday, July 2, 2016

We've Got a Pulse...

The Heart is beating...
 
Dell waves goodbye to Android tablets, will focus on hybrid devices...
 
Windows 10...LIVES...