Thursday, February 19, 2015

Chuck and Charlie's Final Thought...

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #491

"I know a lot of you might be disappointed that you didn't get to see Charlie Sheen in tonight's finale. For the record, he was offered a role. Our idea was to have him walk up to the front door in the last scene, ring the doorbell, then turn, look directly into the camera and go off on a maniacal rant about the dangers of drug abuse. He would then explain that these dangers only applied to average people. That he was far from average. He was a ninja warrior from Mars. He was invincible.
 
And then we would drop a piano on him.
 
We thought it was funny.

He didn't.
 
Instead, he wanted us to write a heart-warming scene that would set up his return to primetime TV in a new sitcom called The Harpers starring him and Jon Cryer.
 
We thought that was funny too."

http://www.chucklorre.com/index-2hm.php?p=491


5hVnz Final Thought:

There once was a boy named Levine,
who had a bit of trouble making it to the latrine.
Aye, a sad site and they'd all see
and the smell that couldn't quite come out of the jean.

Oh the excuses you'll hear from a boy and his story
would one day grow up and call himself Lorre
Only to end up back in the Lavatory
crying over firing Charlie Sheen...

-V-

1 comment:

  1. Men, men, men, men, menly, men, men, men...

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