Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Life's Little Lessons

"Don't pop the cork off that Champagne...until the Fat Man Sings!"
 
The Packers thought the Game was over with 5 minutes left in the game, but it wasn't.
 
The Packers thought if they could just let the clock run out they could hold onto their lead, but they didn't.
 
Many people thought if they would've just done this or ran that or just passed to make a first they would have won, but they couldn't, why...because they weren't meant to win.

A run can turn into a fumble, a pass can result in an Interception and a Field Goal can be missed...
 
Woulda Coulda Shoulda's are for the people that lose that make excuses as to why they lost and blame ridiculous circumstances for their demise.
 
The Packers thought that they were going to win this game from the get go, but they couldn't because their Horse had a bad leg.
 
A horse with a bad leg has two options, one is to put out to pasture to stud and the second is to be turned into glue.
 
The Packers came into that game losing and they left that game losers and the difference with losing is how they lose, either with Grace or in Disgrace.
 
The packers chose to lose disgracefully and in the process insulted the players and fans that didn't want to lose disgracefully.
 
As for the Seahawks fans the "12's" they showed their side by turning their back and walking out on their team when they needed them the most, but we told you that.
 
A "TRUE" Fan, takes the Good with the Bad!
 
That should tell you right there that the only person you can count on in this World, is yourself and Wilson and his crew did exactly that, they never gave up on themselves and won with Style and Grace!
 
Let this be a little life lesson to you and remember, if you're fighting a Pit Bull and you turn belly up, you'll be disemboweled...and that's a fact!

**UPDATE**

We were fortunate to speak to a "TRUE" Seahawk Fan today about what constitutes a "TRUE" 'Seahawk' Fan...

First of all apparently "TRUE" Seahawk Fans are very angry when approached about this question which is odd to us, because Colorado "TRUE" Fans aren't like that.

Make sure you pace yourself when asking a "TRUE" Seahawk fan this question because they'll go on a rant for about 5 minutes of expletives.

sidenote: No Sun equals Low Vitamin D which equals slow Serotonin activity which creates 'Schizophrenia', Depression, ...

Once that is over they finally told us the definition of a "TRUE" Seahawk fan and that is, someone who is a season ticket holder...ahhh we thought...

sidenote: Ironically enough when we asked this "TRUE" Fan where their tickets were, they said, oh, we don't have season tickets...really, their response, LOOK!...stop, we don't want to go down your rabbit hole :-D

When our friends went to the game they weren't season ticket holders and now it makes sense as to why they were treated so rudely.

Again, not an attribute we're accustomed to, because Coloradans look at people that support the teams colors are "TRUE" Fans, but apparently in Washingtonianville that doesn't count.

So if you come to Seattle to watch the Seahawks you have three options:
1. Don't tell anyone your not season ticket holders.
2. Become a season ticket holder, but good luck because our other friend has been on a waiting list for years.
3. Don't be a Seahawk Fan and wear your Teams colors. It won't matter anyway, because if you don't have what it takes to be a "TRUE" Seahawk Fan they won't like you anyway...and that's a fact!

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