Women are Like Used Cars...

The asking price is always too much, negotiate.

You might find a one owner model, but what you'll never know is how many people have driven it.

It's probably gonna leak a little.

The year of the car isn't as important as how many miles have been put on it.

The better the paint job, the more rust it has underneath.

A used car has more experience and is already broke in.

The brakes are good, but the tires are usually fare.

Make sure all the signals work, there may be a bulb out, or worse...faulty wiring.

There's nothing a little Bondo can't fix.

They always look better at the dealership.

What Knock, oh that knock...it's supposed to do that.

The first thing that's gonna go is the transmission and/or clutch.

You don't want a smoker, they'll end up costing you a lot of money with nothing to show for it.

You'll never get rid of the smell, but you'll be able to cover it up.

There's nothing a little paint can't fix.

You mayyybe saving a little money in the front end, but you're gonna pay more in the back end.

Always act as if you are looking at other models and haven't decided on anything just yet.

To test if it's going to be durable you should make sure you drive the SH*T out of it at first.

There might be a little play in the steering wheel, but more than likely you won't be steering anyway.

Make sure you have a good suspension.

...tbc...E.O.B.

...AS IS NO WARRANTY. Means that you can exchange it, but any repairs are your responsibility.

So, I learned something with this and that is we need to roll it, or in the Comedy World I guess they call it the "Silly Putty" effect...in other words, it needs to be stretched...

ex above w/the AS IS...is now, The advantage with a new vehicle opposed to a used vehicle is that a new one has warranty.

We have now stretched it with the Silly Putty :-D what can you think of...

Ahh, once we put a little spit shine on her and elbow grease, she'll look good as new, you'll see.

...I learned how to buy a used car from this comparison.