Here's an Idea

...another avoid the problem and go into the solution already...

People put up signs and/or they complain about you leaving the door open, and it happens every day, and probably about a million times a day...:-D 1-4.

It cracks me up in situations like this because I am only referring to businesses. There's this thing that goes on the door called an Hydraulic Door Closer that automatically close doors for you ;-)

You can even adjust the tension on this device to make the door closes slower or faster :-P

I'm not sure how long they have been around, but it's been at least 100 years, wouldn't ya' think?

Take down the sign and fix it already, they are like 50 bucks :-P

Oh it's cold, can you shut the door, oh it's too loud, can you shut the door. Avoid the problem and go into the solution and start acting your age!

The New Sexy is "Intelligence"...and that's a fact!