are coming into ruin things again. Why can't they create their own damn game?
Why must they insist on destroying what is making money and what guys like doing WITHOUT WOMEN!
sidenote: argumentative...
Now the WOMEN are coming after the Multi-Billion dollar gaming industry.
You don't give women a good role in the game! Yes they do, and a lot of guys play the Girls as their characters because they are usually stronger!
Pretty Ironic Huh?! Maybe you should play the game before you bash it.
The games that are out there aren't wrong, they are usually created from comic books or the idea of.
Women have always been the one in distress and it's usually the woman that has to come to his rescue because he gets in trouble dating you because you're not the chosen one IDK...
Create your own series women, INVENT instead of destroying what's keeping this tattered nation working, thanks to poor choices people have made, don't add insult to injury!
I know that you are out of ideas out there for a new never seen before story, and there it is, yelling straight into your face :-D
It's more of a go along procedure with working with men and competition is welcome. Which by the way, is the very fabric that supports it.
It's not difficult Women, just think of a space story, go sci-fi with it, that's how it starts, that way you can create a fast forward from a beginning and an ending to form a trilogy to begin with.
hmm, who was that, oh yeah, George Lucas.
Women have vampire diaries, horror stories, romance stories, but start simple with MS Pac Man style console feel games.
There's plenty of room for competition ladies, all you gotta do is step UP...and that's a fact!
Example:
Here's an idea: Create a strap that auto tightens and loosens for cargo hauling. Create an app for it that loosens all the straps from your...
You know that just gave us an idea, you know why I think windows phones aren't taking off? Is because they don't have a cool name.
Like iPhone or Android, RAZR...no, it's The Windo...(-_-)Zzz.
The Surface is taking off because it's the Surface! but with the Windows Phone is it the 7.8, 8.0, 8.1 Windows Phone...Nokia 900/20/42/6 thing.
You need a cool name...hmm...TOMA...ATOM...MOTA ;-)...NYMPH :-D
Anyway Ladies, like that, and to finish the app thing that loosens the straps is just if you're bored :-)
**UPDATE**
So we were thinking today ladies and we have came up with your first game that you could create.
I was inspired by an old game called Slap the Engineer for this idea, but knowing obviously you can't slap Women, it's just a style I was looking for.
This game has a home version and can be built as an App, so it's a real easy starter for you. It's called, "Shut The Bit*h Up"
The Home Version takes 2 players, 1 thrower and unlimited receivers. It's entirely up to you on how many people you throw at, but for best results it's better to compete as 4, 2 against 2.
It's based on a point system and could very easily replace beer pong. You'll need a bowl and many different types of...popcorn.
It works like this, from the time women wake up to the time they go to sleep their mouth is moving, it never stops, and doctors have agreed that it's a condition.
The idea of this game is to throw the popcorn into the mouth of the woma/en while she's/they're talking, which is always, and Shut The Bit*h Up.
You make a point for each hole in one and you lose a point for the one you missed, so it's better not to miss, because your points can go into the negative.
The idea of the game is to fill her mouth up with popcorn to Shut The Bit*h Up, once you do, you win and you get 10 points for going out first, there is no second place.
The 10 points only goes to the person that went out first, the other players can add up their score, but they don't get 10 points or any points for going out second, third etc.
Now you are probably wondering why you need multiple variations of popcorn, well that's simple, because you're going to ask the participant what popcorn they want.
The problem with such an easy task is that we are talking about women here, so you know that 5 minutes into the game, their going to want to change popcorn.
It's on account of their indecisiveness condition they have, which you have seen...you know, tell me, how many times have you rearranged the living room...this week ;-)
What color is the wall in the bedroom...Today? So you see, the variety keeps them entertained and you don't want to get in the way of these beasts when they get hungry either :-P
There is also a distance that is part of the game. You'll start backing up as far as you can go and still make popcorn in the mouth.
Up to Six (6) feet is one point, for each foot after six foot is a point for each foot you add. 7 feet 1+1=2 points 8 feet 3 points...
The woman is allowed to eat the popcorn, but by the time they realize how much popcorn they have in their mouth will be too late for them.
The game must start when they get home from work, that is when they are most talkative, and usually come back with lines later like, you weren't listening to me, yes I was honey, well what did I say...uh...mhmm, listening my ASS! you don't love me :-(
As for the app version of this game is based on the same principles as the home version. You can even distance yourself from the target.
I mentioned earlier that it doesn't matter how many women participate, it's entirely up to you and what you can handle.
Three is probably going to be tough and has a double bonus round if you can Shut All The Bit*hes Up.
This also advances you into the next generation of the game of Shut All The Bit*hes Up! Which we'll leave up to you ladies to write.
You'll need to actually write all the code, I'm just the idea person.
Coincidentally enough, today we heard about a bunch of guys that got detained because of the dumb.... that got on the plane with Ebola...anyway, they were models for your women's romance novels.
YEP!
A bunch of hunked up men with long hair going to audition for some romance novel were detained somewhere. The coincidence is that I just mentioned to you the romance novels you could create games ideas off of.
You have an open market ladies, you are the right brain thinkers, that the left brains need. You are the balance, not the beam.
You must compliment competitively in order to introduce your ideas into the mainstream. You don't need to use bullying techniques.
And if gaming isn't your gig then do what they did in "Waiting" you'll need to invent your own pe*is showing game...and that's a fact!
So in the meantime play nice...
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