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Sunday, December 28, 2025

5hVnz Song of the Month…

Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Merry Krimpas, Happy Kwanza, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Birthday, Welcome Winter Solstice, happy you day…


…VBV/UBU…


This was not an easy decision by any means, very difficult, as we write we are in conflict, listening, over and over, lol (labor of love);)…


…broad brush time…


You know we’re not really a fan of this Holiday anymore, too self righteous, misunderstood, a hybrid, confusing, angry…


If it were more like Thanksgiving, we’d like it better, too religious this holiday is, and not religious enough, ironic, gimme, gimme, gimme, uggh…


Please don’t drive intoxicated or under the influence of anything this holiday season, it’s not worth it, it’s not safe…


There’s too many alternatives to driving, take the risk out, enjoy more of your evening without worrying about risk…


…remove the drama, you’ll need a clear head…


We really hope you have a great new year, there’s a lot to think about with what’s going on around us, very concerning…


Which brings us back around to what we started, 5hVnz Song of the Month…


Very hard to choose even as we write, for a few reasons…


…Our conflicts…


So many songs made the list…but we finally separated appeal to relevance…


Rules of the blog, which is debatable due to our introduction on this blog…that one was easy, of course we can break the rules…


The third conflict was the style of music we decided to choose…a lot went into this question…


The final conflict, what message and in what tone do we want for the final som…which is what we are working on now…


…but we know, we just need convincing…


So, closing out the year we’ll have one song, that’s the rules, however 😁 we’ll need context…


So we’ve provided an example on its own, not to be associated or confused with 5hVnz som choice…


But we’ll get to that later, right now the audience wants to know why we chose the way we did, and really it comes down to one thing…


There really hasn’t been any good music in a long time, sure there’s some, but even the good songs are all about the rythm…


You find a style of music you like and you stick with it, a lot times you don’t even know the lyrics…


Other times you do know the lyrics, but because they’re about relatable, bloggable, fashionable trends…


This makes you a listener and that is the goal, to get people to listen, but anymore there’s nothing really worth listening to…


Until lately…AI has definitely got those synapses going, we truly believe in the power of music and it’s meaning…


That is why we feel the choice we made for the som was the best choice, not the anticipated choice, but without any doubts in our mind the absolute correct choice…


…but nuthings perfect…


So without any further adieu…


Time Goes By, Soul Grass, AI Version…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=96CXokIDbI8&list=RD96CXokIDbI8&start_radio=1&pp=ygUgVGltZXMgZ29lcyBieSBzb3VsIGdyYXNzIHZlcnNpb26gBwE%3D



There used to be an old saying, is it live or is it memorex, it was a commercial about a cassette tape sounding as good as in person…


This is context, as we know, the remix of a song can be better than the original, but it can never replace the original…


The original gave life essentially, to the remix and as we know, after you think about things for awhile you generally see them differently…


That’s what we’d like to have you hear, original then AI remix…


We didn’t create these, we just found them and shared them with you…


DMX X Gon’ give it to ya, original…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fGx6K90TmCI&list=RDfGx6K90TmCI&start_radio=1&pp=ygUXZG14IHggZ29uIGdpdmUgaXQgdG8geWGgBwE%3D


DMX, X Gon’ give it to ya, (1950’s Acoustic Soul), AI remix…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GUk6ttAxT3Y&list=RDEM9uearEiJBJUp71ervfikKg&index=8&pp=8AUB


This is the hook, if you liked the AI version, you’ve already approved it, that’s the first hurdle…


Now they got you, this is where you start listening to all these songs, but one thing will blend in and that’s the voice…


I’m sure they’ll create more voices, to give it that, “Artist appeal” feel, for the listener(s)…


A lot of these songs from whatever genre have the same gritty toned singer in all of them, and the genres have a way of blending into each other…


It starts out country then it changes to rythm and blues, then to soul, then jazz, then rap…


Some of the songs sounds like they put a sentence into ChatGPT and told it to rhyme as many things you can with it, and put it into a song, horrible, but funny…


…we did like this one song…


Definitely made the list, and had a lot messages in it, easy to listen too, but too much, need to focus…


We feel the choice we made was the right decision, for what we wanted to share, we hope you enjoyed it…


Long way to go for one Fkn song, right?!?!…and that’s a fact!


R.I.P.

Thursday, November 27, 2025

Happy Thanksgiving…

As you know our favorite holiday of the year, enjoy 4 days of thankfulness…

Alcohol and Driving doesn’t mix, because it impairs your judgment…

They say people have driven drunk many times before they get caught…

We have too many alternative ways of getting home, home, that’s goal, getting home…

Heard of a new way to celebrate Thanksgiving, Rabbit, won’t put you to sleep after eating…

How do you celebrate this day, do you celebrate this day…

Happy Thanksgiving Day…

Monday, October 27, 2025

Toad Bone Moss Draped Ladies of the Night Lyrics…

So you’ll know right away if you’re listening to an AI song when you notice they’re no lyrics to be found…

This is another Sound we liked, Toad Bone, you’ll see the animation of a Toad, this is there signature…

His name is Johnny, but we’ve also read that it may be the Toad from the Super Mario Brothers, not sure on that one…

We thought we’d do our part and put out some lyrics for a song we like, but not limited too…

We’re unsure of a couple of words in the song, feel free to correct us if you see a mistake, thanks…

So without any further ado…

Toad Bone Moss Draped Ladies of the Night…


Moon glows silver swamp wind side

Shadows whisper where the cypress lie

Out on the bayou when the midnights tight

The moss draped ladies of the night

They sway so slow in the pale moon glow

Whispering secrets only shadows know

Moss draped ladies of the night 

Dance in the swamp by the pale moon light

Silent figures tall and wild

The bayous bride mysterious and style 

Spanish lei’s hanging long and low

Draped in silver where the waters flow

Johnny lights a cigar takes a sip of rye

Sees the ladies move as the owls fly by 

Moss draped ladies of the night 

Dance in the swamp by the pale moon light

Ghostly gowns and the cypress high

Watching the world as it passes by

All their spirits all their dreams 

all their shadows caught in moonlit beams 

Johnny just smiles croaks his tune 

Swamp keeps singing ‘neath the southern moon 

Moss draped ladies of the night 

Dance in the swamp by the pale moon light

Silent figures tall and wild

The bayous bride forever beguiled 

Swamp winds fade and the stars burn bright

Still they sway the ladies of the night…

Yeahhhhh

Wednesday, October 22, 2025

5hVnz Song of the Month…

Aventhis, Hell at my Heels…

Description

Aventhis is a dark country project rising in the scene with gritty melodies, outlaw storytelling, and a dark, cinematic tone. While trying to draw the line between light and darkness, his music blends dark country, blues, and rock, capturing themes of isolation, redemption, and the darker side of life. Harnessing the creative power of AI as part of his artistic process, Aventhis brings a bold new edge to the genre while staying true to its raw storytelling roots. Aventhis is currently streaming on all major platforms.

…worried about your job yet, lol, they’re already trying to create actors for these songs so they can have concerts…

Friday, October 3, 2025

Yes Google…

We’re still listening to the F*ING SONG!!!

Red or Green…

Red or Green refers to chile or salsa depending on what region you’re from…

Mexican food used to be followed up with the question, would you like that smothered in Red or Green chile…

This was commonplace, because not everyone likes red sauce or green sauce so they were given a choice…

However now, it’s not like that, in fact most places pretend like they don’t understand what you’re asking them…

It doesn’t matter if you say, Salsa Verde or green sauce, they just don’t get it…

Where did that get lost in translation, it’s a pretty simple request…

However, it doesn’t stop there…

Cheese, Mexican food has cheese on everything, EVERYTHING, except street tacos…

This one cracks us up, they do not understand you when you ask for cheese on your taco…

We’ve asked for cheese and get a blank stare, we ask for queso and we get a bowl of queso sauce…

We’ve even asked for Queso Fresco, a very popular cheese and yet, stares continue…

Then when they do add cheese they charge you a crazy amount of money for it, almost as if their upset with you lol…

Example: Like the person that likes their steak well done, this irks Chefs, because they feel that Mid/Rare to Rare is the best way to have a steak, you know the old nut…

It’s better to just put your own cheese on it when you get home, cheaper and less of a headache…

Speaking of expensive, when did Mexican Food get so expensive…

8 four inch tacos with two slivers of carne asada, onion and cilantro will cost you over 20 dollars…

Canned Rebuttal: “two slivers”…even when they load up the carne asada, it’s still half of what you can put in a Folded Corn shell…

Add a side of guacamole and watch your price go over 30 dollars…

It’s almost ridiculous it’s almost as expensive as Italian food…

Have you ever bought a jar of Ragu and Noodles, under 10 dollars, but close to 40 dollars in a restaurant…

That’s a conversation for another day, but back to Red or Green…

People like green salsa on Enchiladas, Burritos, Tacos and some people like red salsa…

It’s pretty simple stuff really, but in today’s world they can’t handle the fact that you don’t like what they want you to like…

Nor do they understand, but that’s the way it is…

What’ll end up happening is people will just get fed up with the poor service, expensive prices and lack of options…

They’ll start staying at home and making their own tacos and putting what they like on them…

Nothing wrong with that, and that’s a fact!

Wednesday, June 11, 2025

A Song for Aaron…

Aaron Rodgers is the starting QB for the Pittsburgh Steelers…

Toby Keith As Good as I Once Was…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ldQrapQ4d0Y&pp=ygUnYXMgZ29vZCBhcyBpIG9uY2Ugd2FzIHRvYnkga2VpdGggbHlyaWNz

…are you, as good as, you once was…

Either way, it should be fun to watch…and that’s a fact!

Wednesday, April 30, 2025

5hVnz Song of the Month…

Eminem Fall of Putin Death to a Dictator…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tSw1AGFKF1o&pp=ygUMUHV0aW4gZW1pbmVt0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

We still love you Russia, but that disgusting murderous Dictator of yours must…

Look we understand that he was popular for saving your grandparents pension, but that time has come and gone…

There’s two ways to end the war, cut the head off the snake or both sides have to be willing to find peace

Wednesday, April 2, 2025

RIP Iceman…

Val Kilmer, very interesting personality, and remembered differently for others…

It’s either Doc Holiday, Iceman, Real Genius, Jim Morrison and many more…

How do you remember him…

Val Edward Kilmer Born December 31 1959 passed on April 1st 2025…

It’s hard not to think it’s just an April fools day prank, and that he’ll pop up out of a cake…

Well no cake and it’s April 2nd, thank you for entertaining us for so many years, rip V…

Wednesday, March 5, 2025

How to fix US Health Care system…

Start having all government employees pay their own healthcare just like everyone else…

Either everyone pays or no one pays…and that’s a fact…